my small hoard of treasures

idk yet

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You've caused me considerable mental distress.

Damian: I certainly hope so.

[sunsoak]

That one person you haven’t spoken to in six years who straight up haunts your memory and dreams 🤣

[natalieironside]

Life hack:

Find a knife. Now that knife is your knife, and you have a knife

[ruckuscauser]

[natalieironside]

😊👍

[artystozka]

Sam: "But I don't wanna multi-role."

Meanwhile Luke who once had to play three characters in a single scene all by himself.

[cryptotheism]

I bet if you're one of those fig wasps, being inside the fig is really cozy.

[toddsolondz]

listen pal your innocuously stupid reply is being torn to SHREDS in the group chat by me and my three mentally unwell friends so watch it

[someacedude]

I really love this screen shot lmao. It just screams "hey mom, dad look at this Thing™ we found outside!"

Also makes a great meme format

[cikero]

whatever [dons my gay apparel]

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[bankrobbinglesbians]

at least one small comfort when I get assaulted simply for existing as a disabled person is the memory of tom mayo saying “wankers” when he asked about the spikes on my wheelchair and I explained it’s bc of the creeps who like to grab me without warning or consent

[boldlygayingwherenogayshavegayed]

One thing they dont warn you about with autism is you might end up sickly obsessed with characters that were made up on the spot and existed for like 10 minutes max

[homunculus-argument]

Whenever you're watching birds, the birds may also be watching you.

[sucredemar]

i may or may not (i did) get very sick (i am still, but better)

[vespertheg0at]

This is probably my favourite edit ever so please enjoy!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[caspercryptid]

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

[librarychair]

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

[niamhermind]

"Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats."

That is such a line.