Eclectica Inc.

Because Andi likes all the things.

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[samshepard]

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

[samshepard]

[4sleeveraincoat]

[Muffled frustrated screeching into the Therapy Pillow]

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[4sleeveraincoat]

I cannot, the cuteness is too much for me

[catchymemes]

[drpathetique]

I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??

THE COMPOSITION

THE BALANCE

THE SILHOUETTE

[4sleeveraincoat]

That is kickass, and also that is a fuckin' Mandalorian helmet, t-visor and personalized additions and everything.

[stealingpotatoes]

sometimes when life gets tough you just have to make ancient roman dictator julius caesar do the stateside dance

[escapism-from-the-real-world]

I am requesting help from my fellow star wars fanfic lovers. I am losing my mind only a little.

There is this fic I read a couple years ago about CodyWan. It’s in a modern setting, Obi-wan is a professor and has a giant lizard named Boga who winds up landing on Cody’s face and giving him his iconic scar. This is, of course, makes Cody go “Yep, that one.” Much to his brother’s horror. Romance plot ensues.

Other details I can remember:

- Boba is the oldest brother in this fic, which I thought was really neat because people usually make him the youngest since he ages the slowest but he was one of the first clones (not super relevant to the story it’s just there and it’s specific enough that I think it narrows it down a bit)

- Cody is some kind of farmer/cowboy/rancher because he has a cowboy hat the Obi-wan steals for a mechanical bull ride

- There’s a scene/chapter where Obi-wan goes to a research conference and Cody pouts the whole time while taking care of giant lizard Boga (much to his brother’s horror)

If anyone knows what this fic is or has it saved I would be eternally grateful because I have spent the last day and a half scrolling through the THOUSANDS of fics of this ship manually because I don’t know what the tags it has and don’t want to accidentally exclude the one that I am looking for.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[eightbitpale]

help. 300 tab

[aleisters]

🥺

[tamdrry]

Warm up doodle :3

Based on this post from @obes-kenobes-benos !

[oneheadtoanother]

look at my head boy

[crtter]

[user-300]

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

[milo-melon]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

[4sleeveraincoat]

Works for me, I'll bitch about literally anything, see if I won't

[4sleeveraincoat]

Point of order: Shaving your legs with a normal-ass razor when you haven't done it in six months and are blind as all fuck takes approximately eight million years in the bath, holy shit.

[gettheorion]

[glowing-disciple]

[4sleeveraincoat]

This honestly might be the best motivator I've ever seen holy fuck

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

write your fanfiction before the hyperfixation’s gone

[kingofattolia]

“obi-wan did not fear dying, but he resented dying unimpressively”

[quousque]

Obi-Wan “I don’t know where Anakin gets it from” Kenobi

[creation-of-pokerus]

Obi-wan fucking disappearing mid death blow was absolutely his kind of fuckery

[mikesoldblog]

Vader: “Time to die old man.”

Obi-wan: “You still don’t know shit, Padawan.” *Fades outs*

Vader: “That motherfucker!”