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@54321-zero
Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings
This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”
Great! How do I uninstall it?
plz reblog if your page is a safe space for all asexual spectrum and trans people!!!!
i need some good ass accounts to follow that are open for my cousin (trans) and i (asexual) :^)
If it wondering y I disappeared my phone broke. I just got a new one but things in my personal life are rough right now so I don’t know how often I will be active.
So this is what happened to me and that's my other blog
Yeah I’m part of the FBI:
F: Funny
B: Bisexual
I: Introverts
i love cats
you have long cat (serval)
ear cat (sand cat)
small evil cat (black footed cat)
spherical cat (pallas cat)
cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)
very round cat (leopardus guigna)
water cat (fishing cat)
cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)
grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)
and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)
🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)
@bunjywunjy
LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS
IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS
Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)
That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)
Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)
(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)
and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)
@turbotasstic
Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD
If you don’t reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?
I wish to pet all of them. Even if they bite me, I will pet anyway.
Humans had to breed dogs into strange freaky versions of them selves.
Cats did it by sheer will and mountains of hate.
PLEASE READ
I have 2 blogs.
I can only comment with the first.
I can message with both.
I can reblog with both.
Sorry for the confusion.
you are good enough.
You have no idea how much I needed to see this. Think you.
I don't know if anyone is going to see this but I am having a really bad night
Slenderman
Every now and then a human steps about two feet into his woods sets a hand written book in a tree turns around and leaves. Everyone knows not to attack or show themselves to said human.
Slenderman loves reading the books. They have characters of every kind and strange and shocking plots even to someone who has lived thousands of years.
Over the years the humans visits become more frequent. Slender man begins to understand around when the human will show up. Often he has contemplated seeing who this human is. On the rare occasion someone has got a glimpse of the human, but they are dressed in tennis shoes, jeens, and a hoody pulled up so that their face is not visible.
No one reveals them self out of fear of scaring the human away. One day the human enters the wood with a new book in hand. As they set the book down they fall over.
Slenderman becomes concerned as the human never stays for very long but their presents in the woods is there. He sends Masky and E.J. Masky looks like a normal human and can yell for E.J. (who was instructed to say a little bit behind when approaching your location) If you turn out to be injured.
When they get there they discover your unconscious human form. Not knowing what to do they take you back to slender Mansion were E.J. attempts to restore your health. Many become worried about if the human will freekout and cease to write books for slenderman.
Their boss and father figure gained much joy from your books and no one wished to take that away from him. When you woke up you were not shocked to find yourself in dark room with a man in a mack.
E.J. however was extremely shocked when your first words were "so the government has finally kidnapped me or is it aliens?" After the light was actually turned on. He was even more surprised when you fangirled over him.
Needless to say you continue to write books in exchange for safety to walk through the woods at any time and use the mansion kitchen for baking and any new foods that might explode.
Other than the explosions your food is rather good. For the most part creepypastas leave you alone but if they see you struggling with something they will help. Most are still worried about scaring you off.
Ben was actually the first to have a real conversation with you. You were really upset because someone had hacked you tablet which contained writing ideas and food ideas. One you explained what happened he fixed your device and apparently destroyed the hacker's device.
One day you came across a blood substitute made of basic kitchen ingredients. You asked E.J. to try the cake you made to include the Substitute. That's ironically how everyone began to favor your odd treats. Even the slender brothers.
You had a very delightful conversation with trender while he was visiting one day. Next thing you know you have a new wardrobe of clothes that are absolutely perfect for you and a note saying that the other brothers approve of you and give their consent for you to pursue their slightly grumpy brother. Ben and Jeff both happen to be there when you receive the note. They couldn't stop laughing.
After a particularly bad day, you decide to go get some treats from the store and head to slender Mansion, but after an all to unpleasant encounter with another customer you leave without buying anything.
You do not even bother with the door you just climb through the kitchen window. It is pretty common thing for most of the pastas to do but it wasn't exactly encourage. Of course when you get into the kitchen Masky is standing there looking at you. "Fifth shelf to the right." You say as you set you bag down. He quickly looks were you instructed and grabs cheesecake bites before quickly leaving.
You would be worried about controlling your thoughts while here but slenderman had promised not to read them unless absolutely necessary. He can pick up on your emotions/mood easly.
You lock the kitchen door. You need some alone time. After trying and felling to make a new type of treat you silent scream into the freezer. You grab a container of ice cream and slide to the floor letting the wait of everything hit.
A few hours later Slenderman finds you crying eating ice cream in the kitchen floor covered in flower with a broken phone beside you. "Humans suck some times. Being human sucks all the time." Is all you say as you are on the verge of passing out tired from crying.
You wake up with a massive head so much so that it takes a few minutes to realize that you are in an unfamiliar room. You sit up and shrug if someone wanted you dead they could had done it while you were asleep. You recall the last thing you remember being that you had a mental brake down in the slender Mansion kitchen.
So you are probably still in the mansion. Thankfully who ever put you in this room left the lights off otherwise the headache would be killing you.
To be continued...
Sorry about taking so long. I have been having some personal things going on. I hope you like what I got so far.
@wingedwickeddreams and
@writings-of-a-gen-z thank you for commenting.
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
“Stop being dead right now”
That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”
Sorry I haven't been as active recently. My boyfriend broke up with me on the same day school started. I will try to be more active soon.
Hey guys I am taking a break on the Gaston x Reader story for a little bit
Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.
Important
I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links.
This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:
Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.
This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.
My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.
Please be careful!
just got this and was like no
Shit! I FUCKING LOGGED IN!!! 😡😡😡😖😖😖😭😭😭 I DON’T WANNA START OVER!!!
Damn it! I knew I should have reblogged it! Then you would’ve seen it.
It’s ok love I changed my password so they won’t get in.
Just Got One, dont click it
itsover goodbye guys i fucked up
mee too I got it from someone called fandomthingsask
Keep your eyes peeled guys!
Guys, change the password now!!!!
Damn it!! I just put my shit in!
Yes, I feel for the sane shit
Okay so, I may have fallen for this trick lol, but if you’ve fallen for this trick too, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY! (That’s what I did)
Stay safe everyone!
I had to change my password and it was a nightmare. PLEASE don’t click it
This is horrible spread the word be safe and don’t click on the link!!!!
Holy crap
Don’t click on any suspicious links, even if you know it’s probably bad and want to warn other people. Ignore the link and make a post about it.
Don’t just ignore it - Press ‘’Looks suspicious? Mark as spam’’ button in the chat, so Tumblr’s gonna take a move agaisnt.
Even better.
Reblogging. I personally never got one of those, but someone else might.
don’t like this ACTUALLY REBLOG IT OKAY
NOPE OUT OF THIS ONE MY DUDES
Don't look behind you.
Laughing Jack x Reader
L.J. brought a girl to Slender mansion. She fallowed L.J. around while holding onto the back of his shirt when she first showed up. She acted like a normal human but at the same time different. Her eyes completely white but it seemed as if she could sense objects. People or pastas on the other hand...
She only responded to people that L.J had introduced her to and if someone he already knew introduced her to someone else. Otherwise it seemed she couldn't see or hear them. Though this became less and less of a problem since L.J. visited often to check on her.
All anyone knows is what slenderman slenderman told them soon after her arrival. "She is staying in the mansion. Her safety is a priority. If she has any signs of something wrong tell E.J. eminently. If it seems she can't see or hear you please find Sally, Masky, Hoody, E.J. or if absolutely necessary my self. She can not help this."
She had been living in the mansion for about a half a year. She cooks and spends a lot of time in her room. After meeting a few of the gaming creepypastas she started watching them game or at least somehow understanding what's going on in the game.
One day however her eyes become normally looking. Upon seeing Jeff and Ben she freeks out screams and locks herself in her room. The screaming attracts the attention of many others including Slender, E.J. and smiley. Ben move quickly explains what happened while moving away from the door.
Slenderman heads to get L.J. while smiley tells E.J. what he knows is happening on the other side of the door. "She is crying and just said something about her ribs hurting. Her heart beat is fast."
When L.J. gets there he explains that the girl is half human half something else. The Pasta world is designed to only allow humans that are targets in but pastas can come and go as they please. So even though she could enter she couldn't actually see and hear everything if she wasn't already aware of its existence. Her human side is in a way separated when she has an anxiety attack and there for does not remember her other sides existence or any experiences she has had since she discovered her other side.
Once L.J. has calmed her down. Her appearance changes. One eye actually colored one not. Her hair also has streaks of color in it. She winds up sleeping most of the day after apologizing to Ben and Jeff.
