7-5-16

MASTERLIST

[missmaria4740]

Fun fact: Madam Zeroni, Yzma, and the signer of the song “Santa Baby” are the same person!

Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) was born in cotton fields in South Carolina as the result of a rape by a white plantation owner. Given away by her mother she moved to New York, dropped out of high school, and was homeless until she was discovered for her singing and performed touring Europe.

What an incredible woman.

[shutup-jacqueline]

I have to reblog…..its Madam Zeroni. I see her picture, i reblog. Not taking any chances

[tapraisha]

Her being Eartha Kitt is enough alone for me to reblog

[glumshoe]

Earths Kitt’s entire career is amazing. She was an outspoken civil rights activist and just an utterly good person. I remember hearing news of her death on the radio during a roadtrip and crying silently until we reached our destination.

[radar-ovw-deactivated20180425]

Imagine if they did maps of all the heroes homes, but instead of mansions it’s like the whole map is a one room apartment or it’s 12 people fighting in Jun///krat’s trailer

[sugar-watch]

D.Va, setting off her self-destruct in Tracer and Emily’s flat: NERF THIS

Emily:

[digimonscreengrabs]

Digimon the Movie

[shoopuffymove-deactivated202510]

Hey! Instead of supporting these rlly bad ppl who can bring harm to autistic people (will link proof below)! 

How about you buy autistic friendly clothes n stuff that can do u no harm from an actual autistic persons store @elsinore-snores !

Store Link

Proof of the gps on their FAQ

[stefano---valentini]

Hey signal boost!!!!

[ichorandpride]

hey it’d mean a lot to me if yall’d reblog this since as an autistic person this is really fucking disgusting we are not fuckin dogs to be microchipped wtf???? this only allows autistic people to be abused even easier than before im sure non-autistic people can rb this for their autistic followers??

[bard-irl]

OK I know @elsinore-snores​‘s store was already linked but I just want to show you some of the amazing stuff they’re selling!

Cryptid Badges!

Custom Arm Protectors!

Custom Noise Blocking Headbands! (I have one of these it’s great!!)

Custom Noise Blocking Beanies if headbands aren’t your style

Squish and Stretch Stim Necklace/Bracelet (you can chew on it and do almost whatever you want to stim with it)

Drawstring shorts that don’t have as many seams and are sensory safe (also comes as drawstring skirts)

PLEASE buy from them everything is really cheap (I think my headband was like $10 total INCLUDING international shipping to New Zealand) 

[5hlesbian-deactivated20180706]

mal: what are you doing

evie, surrounded by the 300 kids from the isle she adopted: building a family

[four-toed-creed]

[i-have-been-thunderstruck]

So sweet

[macarons-and-corpses]

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[just-a-man-in-a-can]

Reblogging again because it’s necessary.

[everything-wiccan]

Keep it going. 🔥🔥

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.

[kinqzaddy]

This just further proves my theory that he added in the “Maui can do everything but float” line knowing that people will be making the pun about “the reason floating is the only thing Maui can’t do is because he’s The Rock”.

[purelintrash]

he fucking would

[somanypetals]

nice nice nice

[5sosimaginesofficial]

Is there a way to watch the advert in America? Like a live stream or some shit

[yesterdaysprint]

Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912

[ubifidesibiamor]

Fake. They couldn’t underline in newsprint back then

[springbeanz]

Takes like less than a minute to check yourself.

[strawbebehmod]

Looks like you wrecked yourself

[omalleyred-deactivated20171006]

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

[wymanthewalrus]

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

[kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032]

Oh?

[wymanthewalrus]

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

give us the deets

[wymanthewalrus]

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

[unshrink]

me comforting a friend:

[animatedworldsworld]

THERE'S GONNA BE A SCENE IN WRECK IT RALPH WITH ALL THE PRINCESSES INCLUDING MOANA

[rose-tico]

So this just happened. Ming-Na Wen aka the voice of Mulan is confirmed to be in Wreck-It Ralph 2 for the Princess Sequence! Eeeep!

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I hate men

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Can we bring this back? He’s the reason I started carrying knives everywhere… One time he saw me inside of a liquor store and I refused to step outside until he finally left.. AN HOUR LATER. He just stood there waiting for me to leave the store. Ugh. I’m glad I’m across the country from this creep.

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

Oh he also stopped by my work EVERYDAY to ask me out and EVERYDAY I would say “no thank you” it got to the point that whenever I saw his car pull up I would tell my boss and then go hide in the back room. He honestly terrified me.

[thecouncilofjune]

Men are fucking terrifying, I once had some random dude stalk me at work because I smiled at him. … something you get in trouble for if you don’t do when in customer service!

[theeeprotagonist]

what the actual fuck

[personal-insane-asylum]

Everytime a guy tries to describe himself to me as a nice guy and that i shouldn’t be afraid, my warning siren in my head gets louder.

[cronagorgonzola]

protip, people who are actually nice, don’t usually feel the need to tell everyone how nice they are.

[pharaohmangos-deactivated201801]

Men feel so entitled sometimes. It’s scary to watch the interactions sometimes.

[aphrodykete]

“At heart I’m 20” what the FUCK

[wheres-my-waterbuffalo]

He said “I fully understand” like twice but no??? Obviously you don’t??? If you did you would stop. People like this drive me insane