♡ living snorlax ♡

17, short, and cute as a button

[5tg-blog]

me, whenever i foolishly try to update my about page: who the fuck am i actually

[viablejp]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mxnrique]

[pizzadelivery]

apparently i drunkenly emailed kraft the other night and asked when the first shapes mac and cheese came out

i’m pleased to inform you all that it was in 1996 and they were animaniacs shapes

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[clupster]

[nghtcrlr]

the most studio ghibli shit I’ve ever seen

[terriblecac-moved]

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[itsagifnotagif]

After lots of research I am proud to announce that Kendrick Lamar would be below average height if he was a Llama. You are all welcome

[slormp]

Time to douche my thrussy

[princess-kropotkin]

i trust him

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

this is what a male feminist should look like

[princess-kropotkin]

the other side says “treats and pets, not trump and pence”

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

GOOD SHIT

[krabby-kronicle]

[cartnsncreal]

Thats awesome! Glad she found time for that! Black Women are magic! 

[gordons-moved]

And god help anyone who disrespect his lighting mcqueen

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[dadbot]

i’m crying