Some 14y/o’s Edgy Oc

If you see me active, I am not doing great. I’m 24 btw.

[spookihope]

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

[spookihope]

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[bunjywunjy]

Oh great bunjywunjy, tell us a cursed animal to help us get through this blizzard.

can you ask me again in like 12 hours? I am also in the blizzard :(

[bunjywunjy]

okay, I have dug myself out of the mountains of snow we got buried in, so here's your cursed fact: whales shed their skins like lizards do.

they only do it once a year though, and no one's ever seen it come off in one piece as a single shed (so far)

[marsnolias]

well that probably explains most of those Mysterious Washed-Up Glob cryptids

[bunjywunjy]

honestly most of those are actually dead whales that just didn't sink and then got so rotten that their bones fell out

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[elbiotipo]

[fgrobichiko]

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

[honorblue]

[cosmonautroger]

colors

[sugarplumfuckwit]

Color theory is a real sumbitch

[cassia-c]

[happyllamaglama]

when the weird relative shows up to the farm

[krisrisk]

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

[bluewizardnonesense]

“Camels are far too intelligent to admit to being intelligent”

“Camels are largely made of knees, going in all directions”

“Camels gallop by throwing their feet as far away from them as possible and then running to keep up”

-Sir Terry Pratchett, discworld series

[tamanduaclaws]

Seconding @ellynneversweet's tags 😂

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[1nayaa]

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

TT post by @ lenaolson14 (she/her).

[footlongdingledong]

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

[footlongdingledong]

for the record I have never used tiktok and like explicitly in the dream I learned about it secondhand from a discord server so there's that also which is funny I think

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Mya arenaria isolate MELC-2E11 chromosome 1 Common name: Soft-Shell Clam

[black-quadrant]

sick of how fanfic writers are treated like they’re less than, while being held to higher standards and harsher scrutiny than those of published work. it’s unpaid, it’s done out of love, and yet gets picked apart like it’s a moral failing instead of a creative act of passion. one of a million reasons community is shriveling up and drying out. fic writers are dialing back on sharing and either leaving fandoms or turning their attention to writing original content that ya'll can't bludgeon.

[sunspotpony]

If even a fraction of the hate that goes to harassing people for being “problematic” were harnessed and targeted precisely, we could have defeated so many bigots already.

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[3liza]