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“ Maybe it’s all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, him, everything. Some great big test to see if what you’ve built all works properly, eh? You start thinking: it can’t be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire. And don’t bother to answer. If we could understand, we wouldn’t be us. Because it’s all — all — “

#lime #?#is this sexy?#it's sexy to me

twilightofthesandwiches

Aziraphale: Oh woe is me, for I am being tempted by a demon, a master of illicit seduction, a being of raw sexual power… I know in my mind that it is wrong, that it is forbidden - and yet I cannot stop myself from thinking about it, these sinful pleasures… Oh, I must stand vigilant, and keep my mind pure… for if he were to have his way, oh lord, I can only imagine what sorts of forbidden, unholy ravishments he has to show me…

Crowley, a demon who’s favorite ideas for'seduction’ mostly involves minor infrastructure sabotage: ….. for fuck’s sake Angel I just want to take you out for coffee

laurashapiro-noreally

This, like every other headcanon, is accepted.

Simultaneously, the headcanon of Crowley desperately erect or wet at the slightest flash of Aziraphale’s wrist and Aziraphale merely fantasizing about a wholesome picnic.

6000yearsofsexualtension

Aziraphale fantasizing about being allowed to tell Crowley he's good without him getting upset.

But also fantasizing about him getting upset and shoving Aziraphale against a wall.

#lemon

asparklethatisblue

Please take a moment to imagine God sending Gabriel to relay messages every time She wants to talk to Crowley or Aziraphale

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#gotta say i did not see that one coming #lime

flaming-like-anything

You guys know the part where Sandalphon says “Something smells evil” and we all know he’s smelling Crowley. Is that something that only Sandalphon can do? Is he like the blood hound if the angels or something?

I’m asking because during the trials surly the angels should be able to smell the evil on Aziraphale, and the demons smell the good on Crowley? Or do the angels and demons just assume that those two hang around each other so much that they smell like each other?

6000yearsofsexualtension

The angels smell the strong scent of Crowley on "Aziraphale" and privately think, "Gross, Aziraphale, I know we're trying to kill you but you could have at least showered afterwards!"

#lime #if you look in the notes of this there's a fantastic extended discussion on how demons smell

vulcan-moon

praying for love in a lap dance

#luritto #vulcansketch #damn #lemon

ineffable-endearments

Frenzy

746 PWP words about Crowley and Aziraphale getting frisky in the bookshop.

NSFT. Warning for a lot of talk about come.

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#oh please read this #lemon

anthonyandaziraphale

Every night, when Crowley inevitably falls asleep before Aziraphale, the angel tucks him in wherever he is. He could be on the stairs, on the couch, in bed, on the ceiling. Doesn’t matter. He’s tucked in now.

#spiritual prequel to the previous post

kesstielarchive

Okay but I live for soft, sleepy sex between Crowley and Aziraphale.

Like Aziraphale–recently introduced to the joys of unconsciousness–wakes in the middle of the night on a night he stays over at Crowley’s flat, when the world is still and dark and hazy in the moonlight. And he’s got the most beautiful, wonderful, magnificent demon in all eternity pressed up close to him, clinging in his sleep and clearly having a lovely dream. He shivers, anticipation warring with the delightful sluggishness of wanting to return to his dreams, and reaches back to draw Crowley closer to him, encourages the demon to blearily open his eyes with a mumbled, “Whassit, angel?”

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#this is so soft i think i actually died #lemon

wheeloffortune-design

Maybe it never was a metaphor. Use your words, Aziraphale.

#wily old dangernoodle #wheeloffortune design #CACKLING #lime

yamisnuffles

My husband just sent me this message:

What's through the link?

#jesus christ #called tf out #lime #snake sex (snex)#good omens

magicbubblepipe

*whispers* sock garters

My Patreon

boogiepopular

*whispers back* thank you

magicbubblepipe

You’re welcome👌

Also

you bet your sweet ass I did

#im. well. okay.#sock garters #lime

verdantrivers

when crowley tells him all the things he’s soft like, it becomes much easier to forget gabriel said anything to begin with.

bonus:

sometimes he’s not completely soft :3

#hgdsfhjk ok #lime

maxincrediblemartini

So you know these wonderful book covers? From historical romances novels? I love how dramatic they are 😈😇💜😉🌳

#what dorks #lime

sidetrek

It’s been two months since I started patreon! And this was one of the first requests for the three dollar tier: a spicy good omens option! A deep, heartfelt thanks to you guys helping me draw more, and putting up with me muddling my way through backgrounds lol

3DC gets 2 months early access to pics like these, as well as full size downloads ;) thanks so much again!

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#ineffable endearments #sidetrek #oh my #lemon