👽

Cats 👽 Pizza 👽 Music

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[666-bat-cats-blog]

I'm 19, better hurry up.

[life4lovers]

once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me

nice to know boys do that too

[chroniclesofpanem]

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

[pmslweb]

[accounthacked1]

[buzzfeed]

Know how to read your labels!

[tapelessleopard-deactivated2014]

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

[djjazzyaoiff-deactivated2020043]

[emmy4keri]

why the hell are toilets so loud?!! like i’m half asleep and then i flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

[shinytotodile-deactivated201801]

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

[fullmetalfisting]

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

[duskyducks]

i worry about the people on here sometimes

[rainystudios]

‘But not SUPER allergic’

Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.

[agirlneedsgoals]

THIS IS EVERYONE I KNOW WHO IS ALLERGIC TO CATS???

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[mamaixs]

[jockxgoth]

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

[itsagifnotagif]

What’s funny I heard a walrus laughing.

[mami-nextdoor]

cum to the thought of me

[weloveshortvideos]

Massive respect for her

[mcgarrygirl78]

Damn I need to see more of this.  She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”.

[silentlystunt]

He had the wrong mf one that day

[adebisi-fett-deactivated2017073]

white men every time. stay off-base and out of time

[cleothegoldfish]

I love how she also wouldn’t let him interrupt her.

[cineraria]

[mayeko-deactivated20160329]

Socially awkward penguin in action.

[viewparadise]

It just swims away in abject horror. SHIT SHIT SHIT I FUCKED IT UP SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING