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[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[plethoraworldatlas]

Law lets kids do age-appropriate things without supervision

The Reasonable Childhood Independence Law, which passed the Indiana House and Senate unanimously, seeks to shield Hoosier parents from child

The Reasonable Childhood Independence Law unanimously passed both chambers this year. It seeks to shield Hoosier parents from child welfare investigations solely for allowing their children age-appropriate independence.

State Rep. Victoria Garcia-Wilburn is a Democrat from Fishers who co-sponsored the bill with South Bend Republican Rep. Jake Teshka.

"It really is in regards to developmentally appropriate age-related activities, as defined by, mainly the parent, and of course this does not in any way diminish laws that we already have on the books, like it is irresponsible and illegal to leave a child in a hot car on a hot day like today, for example."

She recalled testimony from a parent who was investigated by child welfare officials after neighbors were concerned that four siblings, ages 10, 9 and two 7-year-olds, rode their bikes to a park, played there for hours and then came home and were alone for an hour. Garcia Wilburn says it sounded like a typical day in her childhood.

“There was state coverage on the Indiana mom who left her kids home alone for an hour and there being a call for CPS," Garcia Wilburn said. "CPS should focus on true CPS cases and not children having a wonderful time at the park.”

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[dissociatingdumbass]

[bi-polarbear]

[evieeion]

Optimus Prime is dead and only resides in others perceptions of them

au doodles

[violentterebi]

ignore how kinda weird the proportions are, it's 4am and im really tired and i just spent the past couple hours JUST drawing this only.

characters i like will be hit with the milf beam, none of them are safe, trust.

Prowl is already partially milf though, so bark bark bark barkbarkbarkbark *gets euthanized*

[iv0rys0da]

A bunch of dratchrod sketches I can’t be bothered to clean up

[eeyore9990]

Write Your Story

I just showed my 11-year-old son how many coffee shop AUs there are on AO3.

Why?

He sat down the other day to write a Minecraft story about three kids who go through a portal in their back yard and end up in the world of Minecraft where they have to battle all the big bosses (I didn’t even realize there WERE big bosses in Minecraft but that’s beside the point). He wrote three chapters with a little input from me – his first beta – and y'all?

He was fucking excited. To be writing a story.

Today he came home from school and seemed a little down, so I asked him about it only to find out that some little asshole at his school told him, “There is already a Minecraft story.”

Me: Okay? So what?

Lucifer: If there’s already a story, no one will read mine.

Immediately, I dragged him in and pulled up my AO3 account. My boys know I write fanfiction, so I showed him my account and how many subscribers I have. Then I showed him how many Teen Wolf stories there are. And then, because it seemed like the perfect analogy, I said, “What if I wrote a story where two characters meet in a coffee shop and fall in love? No werewolves, nothing at all to do with the actual Teen Wolf universe. Just Stiles and Derek meet in a coffeeshop and fall in love.”

He laughed.

I showed him Mornings Aren’t For Everyone. Showed him how many hits it had, how many kudos, how many lovely comments.

Then I said, “So do you think, if anyone else wrote a story about those exact same characters meeting in a coffee shop and falling in love… would anyone read it?”

He laughed and said, “No because you already did.”

So I clicked on the Sterek tag and refined to coffee shop AU. His mind was blown to see that they ALL had thousands of hits and kudos and comments. Then I clicked on JUST the coffee shop AU tag and showed him all the fics across all the fandoms written by countless different people.

I’m going to tell you all now what I told him because it applies to everyone.

Write your story. It doesn’t matter that someone else has written a story about that subject. They didn’t write YOUR story. Only you can do that.

And I want to read your story.

[naamahdarling]

Holy crap, this is A+ parenting and such a good lesson.

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[rodimushole]

I’m so sorry but in your latest post when you said Rodimus was on the table with his limbs splayed in different directions all I could think of was the Family Guy death pose

he's so. uh. fuckable. and sexy. in this position. right everybody (hesitant, half-hearted agreement from the crowd)

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[reader-from-nowhere]

the fact that the notes for Whirls face panel was to make him extra pretty…my shayla……

[reader-from-nowhere]

what if sparklings grows to toddler size

[reader-from-nowhere]

Hot Rod redesign!!

[reader-from-nowhere]

DRIFT NOO‼️‼️ DONT DO IT SAVE YOURSELFF‼️‼️‼️

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[magikkittenz]

A little series of events leading up to Overdrive’s emergence :3

Got inspired into making this little thing (thank you anon who asked abt Overdrive <3). I think Skywarp was completely oblivious to Overdrive’s existence until they were literally in his arms. He’s used to his warp drive acting up and screwing up his systems so he just ignored the issue until it literally fell out of him.

Windblade and him weren’t super Mindful about the spark merging and got caught up in the moment and didn’t really think about it until there was a whole Baby in their life.

Also not super sure how I wanna go about sparklings (bc I have a lot of ideas) but I do like the idea they’re ridiculously small and only have the barest essentials of protoform needed before they emerge. Lowkey, Overdrive was probably smaller than normal bc Warp didn’t know he was a carrier 💀

Have more ideas for the trine to be involved with the little guy too but I’ll plan that later

[reader-from-nowhere]

best babysitter in the world