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[2022dirt]

Faces in coffee.

[666dmtrscu]

dimitrescu family edits to ethel cain #needthat

[666dmtrscu]

re8 characters playlists for your escapism, fake scenarios, and/or comfort

dimitrescu:

[ i haven't made a lady d playlist since there's a lot already but i will make one eventually ]

donna beneviento:

unhinged donna:

[soranatus]

Harley Quinn (2021) #43 variant cover by Abigail Larson

[sapphicfanfics]

THIS IS TOO CUTE VICTORIAN HARLIVY MY BELOVEDS

[quicktimeeventfull]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#nobody survived this post

[menlove-archive]

"romantic" "platonic" no whatever those two have going on is way more sinister than all that

[draumboosky]

I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

[draumboosky]

My dick has been on fire for over an hour

[draumboosky]

I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”

[draumboosky]

He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.

[draumboosky]

She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.

[draumboosky]

So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.

[draumboosky]

She fucking CUMS

[draumboosky]

And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me

“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”

And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

[deicide4122]

Yes good story but WHY IS IT IN LIKE 8 DIFFERENT PARTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT PARAGRAPHS ARE.

ITS THIS. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THIS.

[draumboosky]

SOMETIMES PEOPLE ARE AT WORK AND CANT POST EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME FUCK OFF

[afroclusterfunk]

its serialized. he’s a modern day dickens

[petrichor-musings]

@official-graveyard-posts there are like 3 living people in here but we think this deserves it

[official-graveyard-posts]

You’re absolutely right.

Official graveyard post

[pitbolshevik]

they're acting like he fucking killed someone 😭 transphobes are such crybabies

[pitbolshevik]

this is what they're so mad about by the way. these people can call for us to be eradicated, call us pedophiles and advocate for our forced sterilization but apparently this is going too far 🙄

[ancient-string]

That’s not the part they’re objecting to and calling misogynist. The part they’re calling misogynist is:

“However, until we wake up, and Kemi Badenoch doesn't exist any more – I don't wish ill of her, I just wish her to shut up.”

But also I don’t care that he told a woman to shut up when that woman is actively fighting to destroy queer people’s lives. It’s not inherently feminist to be a woman in power and it’s not inherently misogynist to tell a woman to shut up.

[pitbolshevik]

well, once again that pales in comparison to the shit they say about trans people lmao

like it's hilarious that they can talk about how we all need to be eradicated and even quote fucking hitler when talking about us but someone saying "man i wish she'd shut up" is too far

[valtsv]

tshirts that say shit like "I ❤️ PICKING AT OLD WOUNDS" "I ❤️ REPEATING THE CYCLE" "I ❤️ CHANGING FOR THE WORSE" but instead of a heart there's a snake devouring its own tail

[valtsv]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Phantom of the Opera illustrations by Iren Horrors

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[cocoon2010]

Sitting on a girl's bed watching her do a tarot reading and then whip out her laptop and then nodding her head solemenly and pulling out her laptop placing it on top of the tarot card and video calling her boyfriend with zero warning to break up with him. While I'm still in her room.

[cocoon2010]

Some author's notes on this post

- yes we did fuck directly after this

- no it was not a good idea

[jeyneofpoole]

louis mon cher the children on the cables are pronouncing me ‘cancelled’ i do not know what this means. je déteste this abhorrent phrase, i have never cancelled a concert, much less postponed, dieu nous en garde. they say i am ‘problematique’ and that my shows are unsafe for visitation. je ne sais pas this century will never cease to confuse me. louis they are blocking me. louis they are leaving me vile comments hiding behind the infernal animated cartoon faces they wear as masks. oui the ones with the women with brightly colored hair and large breasts. breasts do not function in this manner louis it is simply gravitationally impossible this is nothing more than a masquerade of vagabonds. je vais pleurer we must kill them all.

[spellfuls-deactivated20250110]

XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995–2001)

[elizabeththesevere]

The DoomSLAAAYer 😭 I drew this cause I wanted to make this stupid joke

[bloodexer]

It's bloodborne again // ...something from 2021

Yee old stuff. This one was made 1,5 year ago. I still like the interaction pose of both, but I see how everything the rest would look different if I painted it today xdxd

Still wanted to post tho!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Phantom of the Opera illustrations by Iren Horrors

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