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I had to remake... goddamn.......

[pngblog]

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

[apjvff]

some healthy eating tips i learned throughout the years:

hot tea: “sooth” the stomach

salad: “absorb” the oil from your intetine

tomato: “sour” so good for your health

coca cola: “release” MSG from your body

[zoeychuanart]

✨Meet the Star of the Shop! ✨

🐷She’s pink, fluffy, loves jazz music, and… a little tone-deaf, but couldn’t care less and owns it with confidence!

🧶🐖 (pattern is in shop!)

Pig in The Black Dress Pattern - Black Dress Pig Crochet's Ko-fi Shop

This PDF contains 8 pages of instructions on how to crochet a 13cm Pig in the Black Dress! It includes a step by step guide completed with p

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[blueplustwo]

FOR THE LOVE OF FCUKC

[straycatj]

Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy

That's how things are these days

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

Collecting

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More

[cannibalchicken]

[holdingyourwires]

these are SOO CUTEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️ EEEE

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[fincherly]

past-tense slogans

[fincherly]

we were farmers

[fincherly]

nationwide was on your side

[horrible-memes-deactivated20201]

You were in good hands

[fincherly]

because you were worth it

[fincherly]

only you couldve stopped forest fires

[yo-its-matt]

arby’s: we had the meats

[littlealienproducts]

Vintage Candle Holder by VintagePointeYEG

[serglesinner]

i haven't shared any of my tiktok likes for awhile so here's one i think of almost every single day

[tekkenjournalist]

An “older Millenial” has been seen sending Achewood panels to a callous evil woman who wont even respond to them

[fallingtowers]

[dorothylarouge]

I feel like id be fucked in this situation

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[wordfather]

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

[wordfather]

not what i meant to say