because i am...

because i am... 💋 part raccoon 🦝🗑️part trash 💋

[wakeners]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

[theblackparadeisdead]

Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits

[teathattast]

[no-1-reylo-fan]

[hiiighpriestess913]

I’m prescribing everybody a 25% increase in whimsy and a 15% increase in wonder. Go outside and look for bugs under a rock. Tell the squirrels good morning. Sing back to the birds. Feel your place in the universe.

Doctor’s orders! 🩺✨

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[beardedmrbean]

[anthropicmoose]

@raccoonmilf I don't trust my raccoon facts from anyone but you

[raccoonmilf]

This fact is true

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[snoopylovessoup]

Cleaning the House by Sally Welchman

[anxietyproblem]

[witchy-batsquatch]

In case anybody is confused on my beliefs

Black lives matter protect the dolls people in the lgbtq+ community deserve the same respect as straight people love is love fuck Donald trump AI is a crutch for people with no creativity climate change is real free Palestine intersectional feminism is necessary nobody is illegal on stolen land I would rather be too empathetic and care about the world around me than be silent and apathetic

[thememedaddy]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Oleg Baranov

[sistersbyfreya]

[bekkathyst]

Enchanted Forest Sale (June 13th, ‘26) Item #39

$245

High grade, water clear quartz with black tourmaline inclusions. Polished and self standing. I’m absolutely obsessed with this piece 🫣

Only 1 piece available.

To claim items and order, please read and follow the system I have set up. You can read the rules here!

[althara]

This is beautiful and I wish I had this sort of money to throw at it 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 Honestly Bekka I don't know how you let some of these pieces go xD

[bekkathyst]

I’m going to be honest - the cool included quartz ones are always the hardest for me 😭 they’re soooo cool and no two are ever alike. Ugh. I love this piece too!