7tonsofsalt

Here, Queer and doesn't like Beer she/her Born 2000 follow at your own risk

[dxntloseurhead]

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

[looseinthecatroom]

NEW VERSION NEW VERSION

[blogdeathforever]

am i around in may 2021?

[kiwikipedia]

I wish I wasn’t

[bean-face]

Fighting zmora's powered up form on hardmode technically qualifies as sex, and brother, im losing at sex

[pangur-and-grim]

for a moment, there was peace

[pangur-and-grim]

only for a moment, though

[bunjywunjy]

ruh roh

[bunjywunjy]

LEVEL CLEARED

[bunjywunjy]

RUH ROH

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[lunamothed]

reblog while its still true 

[100percent-shell-oil]

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

[draco-the-voiddragon]

June 11:

Still not a fucking typewriter

[our-queer-experience]

[foone]

The trans pride flag was invented in 1999, btw.

So it's not that DS9 has trans pride carpet, it's that the trans pride flag is in DS9 carpet colors.

1999 is also the year DS9 ended. Coincidence?!

[real-live-human]

[sketchydmitrix]

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

It was only a matter of time until Bridget discovered the tiny bunny. Just one of the reasons she’s an indoor cat.

[vivialic-deactivated20160626]

[hijodeporos]

Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.

[the-haiku-bot]

Do not unsheath me

without reason. Do not wield

me without valor.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dxmedstudent]

Applies to the sword AND the codpiece tbh.

[momoiroinkremade]

I had to get this off my chest.

[milramemo]

Lemon 🍋

Melon 🍈

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[antichimp-deactivated20220828]

can someone tag molly

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

molly you have to see this one

[matkatkitkat]

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

[facelessoldgargoyle]

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

[enki2]

[theoppositeofprofound]

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.