8oGri0ts

Gadfly. Curious Mind. Facetious. Cynic. Crowd loving loner. Just here observing and commenting on the experience of life,

[80griots]

Twitter: @80Griots 

[debbsbjuku]

Untitled #264 by debbiebjuku featuring a flower print jacket

Flower print jacket, $19

[funnilyrelatable]

Best sites to kill time on

Been bored after school a lot nowadays so made a list of my most used sites. Am I missing any?

** DISCLAIMER I’m not responsible for late homework assignments, sleep deprivation, missed deadlines because of this list**

• Commaful - really addicting short stories and poetry

• The Oatmeal - funny web comics

• Find The Invisible Cow - watch the audio for this one….

• The Onion - fake news that’s actually hilarious

• Pornhub - not gonna link it. self explanatory.

• Useless Website Generator - literally does what its name says

• Best of Reddit - warning extremely addicting stuff here

• Funny Or Die - watching will ferrell as george bush never gets old

• Cyanide & Happiness - hilarious comics

• Rich Kids On Instagram - this makes me cry a little

• One Tiny Hand - they literally make hands tiny. it’s so great

And there it is……remember. With great power comes great responsibility

[lonelyteengurlz]

omg commaful and the oatmeal made me forget my midterm last semester

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[theblackmanonthemoon]

These niggas pulled up and assembled like the Thundercats it’s littt

[twixnmix]

Malcolm X photographed by John Hopkins in Notting Hill, London, December 1964.

[andrometta]

Need gift suggestions for my boyfriend. It's our 1 year and I am clueless.

I got mine this last year and he loved it! It basically shows the alignment of the stars on any important date

it’s called under lucky stars

[navythreads]

Wait STOP!! I need one for my parents anniversary

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via DrMassicotte)

[80griots]

#streetwear #fashion #mothers

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[pepoluan]

This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr.

[unicornsandbutane]

Hestia, who brought the weed and has been quiet this whole time, suddenly, but with forceful conviction: IT DOESNT HAVE TEATS IT JUST SWEATS MILK. she nods sagely before collapsing into giggles

[aintnojigga]

For Halloween 2014 celebrations Jay Z dressed as his favorite artist, Jean-Michel Basquiat. In this photograph, taken by Beyoncé in their TriBeCa penthouse, the rapper is standing next to a painting by Basquiat and Andy Warhol titled “GE.” Hov purchased the 1986 painting for $365,000 in June 2005; at a Sotheby’s New York auction that featured a portion of the late Gianni Versace’s famous art collection—“Versace plates, got the Basquiat collab from Versace’s place…”

As part of his costume Hov wore a pair of adidas Stan Smith sneakers customized by the French clothing label Black Boy Place.

[browngurl]

“At age 42, André doesn’t feel like playing dress-up. Gone are the days of him wearing chaps and football shoulder pads—he just wants to be himself.”

[kingjaffejoffer]

GQ: You know people still think of you as sober and vegan, right?

Andre: Yeah, my life has changed a lot. I was a vegan/vegetarian for like 14, 15 years. After our first album, we were going hard, out on the road, doing drugs, partaking in every woman, and I started to see myself deteriorate. I would look in the mirror and be like, “You look like shit.” So I got to a point where I said, I gotta stop. So I went that way and tried it. What’s funny is this idea that people have of me as being straight-edge. My homie Cee-Lo, from Goodie Mob, he has this joke. He’s like, “Man, I don’t know why these women think we’re sitting cross-legged with incense like some Buddhists, praying with our hands. I mean, we out here fucking these bitches.” [laughs]

GQ: The secret reality of OutKast is that while Big Boi was “street,” and you guys were marketed as “the player and the poet,” he’s always been super on it.

Andre: Big Boi is smart as fuck. We went to the same high school. I dropped out in 11th grade. Big Boi graduated with honors. When you watch early OutKast videos, Big Boi’s the leader. He always had the confidence, where I was kind of like the shy one. Big Boi can rap better than me—I always said that. If somebody said, “Pick who you want from OutKast to go to battle with you,” it wouldn’t be me. ’Cause like, what I’ma do? Say some mind shit? You can’t have thoughts in a battle—nobody gives a shit about that. 

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

white privilege you don’t believe in

[wnq-writers]

I’m craving a life that isn’t just about trying to be good enough.

rainbows-here-and-there (via wnq-writers)

[nevaehtyler]

Frame this

[lissanaria-deactivated20220607]

Welp.

[kushandwizdom]

Don’t lose out on a remarkable person because you still have an karmic attachment with someone from your past. Chances are you will lose someone you’ll never be able to replace, and after the honey mood period of your old flame passes, you will be reminded on why you walked away in the first place. Learn the difference between a soul mate and a karmic attachment.

- Meggan Roxanne

[descendants-of-brown-royalty]

[debbsbjuku]

Fro out