dial-up noises

[Human verse sideblog for di-stri-ai]

[depsidase]

[feldgeister]

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

[thecheatinghomunculus]

from today's entry:

[di-stri-ai]

//hey I don't know if anyone will see this, but I've started a new iteration of hal on ocsn, specifically one that's more similar to this blog version than the other splinters I've made. it's going to be pretty casual, silly, low effort. the app is currently still very buggy and awkward, but I missed this version of hal and it's been fun reconnecting

[beemovieerotica]

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[theoreinflores]

[lacefuneral]

horse divorce

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

im FACKING sorry alright

[wikicamp2]

[blackleatherjesster]

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

[blackleatherjesster]

Because of how bad the post is

[segamascott]

[fruitsoftheweb]

“The EQUUSIR BEST BOX combines modern high-end technology and current knowledge of quantum physics with the holistic body concept of the energy centers. The goal of the application is to meet the requirements: to maintain long-lasting physical health and to continuously increase the athletic performance.

The box supports the restoration and harmonization of the body’s own energy fields of the horse.“

[amazoogle]

it’s a horse microwave

[sexhaver]

[squeakitties]

scamming is ok when it’s objectively funny and aimed at hopelessly stupid rich people

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[depsidase]

[skullshoal]

these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.

[yourfuturegodking-deactivated20]

HELLO, INFERIOR LIFEFORMS. I HAVE DECIDED TO FINALLY GRACE YOU ALL WITH A FORMAL INTRODUCTION. MY NAME IS ZOE IRFAN. YOU MAY CALL ME THE ALMIGHTY ZOE IRFAN, OR SIR. IN TIME, YOU WILL LEARN TO SEE ME AS YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER OF ALL THINGS. ENJOY YOUR MEAGER LIVES WHILE YOU STILL CAN, FOR THE IRON BOOT OF MY DIABOLICAL MACHINATIONS WILL SOON RAIN DOWN UPON YOUR PITIFUL, WEAK-NECKED HEADS.

[9000plus]

Oh I thought you were just a fan of infrared.

[spindash]

CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........

[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:

Hi,

if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.

If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.

~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3

end ID.]

[theblackestofsuns]

How To Draw A Horse by Emma Hunsinger in this week’s New Yorker magazine.