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the best thing a man can do is have big brown eyes. the second best thing a man can do is be bisexual
Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing
Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me
I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold
No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up
watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh
nolan after reading the odyssey: dude what if i made this but stripped it of everything interesting and also took any interesting thing the women do and give it to a man instead. on that note why doesn't odysseus show up more? why do any of the characters do anything when odysseus could be doing it? i think it would be better if everyone just glazed odysseus instead even if they have to defy every convention of normal human behavior to do so. what if odysseus was a redditor. why does he talk so much? he should be fighting and then running away more. this is gonna look soooo epic. fuckkk i just thought of some really good dialogue. calypso says "stop eating the lotus flower" and matt damon i mean odysseus says "but i like it :("
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt
high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings
who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction
i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...
Are you free from your curse yet i miss you
one of my coworkers just warned another that if he didn't see Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" right away he'd be "spoiled for sure", which really tickled me considering the story has been around since Ancient Greece
hey friend! give me the odyssey with a full cyclop animatronic!
a full animatronic!
but hold the "nobody" trick!
and hold penelope's test!
and hold penelop's test— HEY YOU! GIVE ME AN ODYSSEY WITH NOTHING
nothing? :[