oh cool 2021 is the day after tomorrow
Shut up you meat milkshake
I ONLY COUNT AS A MILKSHAKE IF SOMEONE MANAGES TO DRINK ME AND SO FAR NO BODY HAS SO!!!!
I mean if youâre offering.... I know a guy
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oh cool 2021 is the day after tomorrow
Shut up you meat milkshake
I ONLY COUNT AS A MILKSHAKE IF SOMEONE MANAGES TO DRINK ME AND SO FAR NO BODY HAS SO!!!!
I mean if youâre offering.... I know a guy
my job in the leftist commune is stopping people from posting takes on jobs in a leftist commune
really having to work 24/7 these days
hey youâre on a leftist commune, join a union and get some fair hours!
just occurred to me that some of yaâll have never seen retro tony the tiger cereal boxes, hold on
yeah so
bimbofication at its finest
So did Tony leave his family? cause he has 3 kids sooooo?
some places aren't homes, they're just houses. they have no tender crispy juicy center...
Gaud how many licks does it take to get to the center of a home?
pink in the night
If there is a time I donât reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me
also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!
I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.
Captions for this video below since they talk really fast and can be hard to understand! I struggled myself a bit, so let me know if I messed up on anything!
A black man and a white woman take the stage together to perform a slam poem.
Both speak together in unison for the first few words, before the black man begins feigning shock, as though he suddenly lost the ability to speak, though he continues mouthing along as she speaks. The poem begins:
âThe first day I realized I was black. It was 2000. We had just learned about blacks for the first time in second grade. At recess, all the white kids chased me into the woods, chanting âslave.â My mother said I refused to come out for three hours. She said she thinks I was lost in the trees, but I just needed to be closer to my roots.â
Both begin speaking in unison for a few words again, before this time, the white woman feigns loss of speech, but continues mouthing along just as the black man did before. He continues speaking:
âAs a woman, having a boyfriend is a battle. If 70% of us are abused in a lifetime, what is the number of men doing it? The answer is not one man, running faster than light to complete a mission, and that is what leaves me sick.â
Again, the white woman begins speaking as the black man mouths along.
âThe second day I realized I was black was in a gas station. I only had twenty five cents, so I searched for what to spend it on. The cashier floated from isle to isle, eyes fixed on my hands.â
The black man begins speaking again, and they continue in unison.
âThat was the first time I realized skin color was a crime.â
Now the black man continues speaking as the white woman mouths along with him again.
âMy body has become cause to write legislation. Cause for ass smacks in the back of a class. My body has demanded everything except respect. Iâve been asked, âwhat makes you feel unsafe?â And I struggle not to yell âeverything!ââ
They switch again, so the white woman is now speaking as the black man mouths along.
âThe third time I realized I was black was in an all white cafeteria. I gathered my legs under me, made rockets of my feet, and approached a girl. She told me she was not into âmy type of guy.â I felt the words shoot daggers into my melanin. I have never wanted to disappear so bad.â
They switch so the black man is speaking and the white woman is mouthing along.
âAs a woman, Iâve learned to answer to everything except my name. âLittle ladyâ is not said to mean âequal,â but to make sure I remember my place. I battle between wanting to own my body, and accepting there is a one-in-four chance a man will lay claim to my skin, a plot of land for the taking.â
Now the white woman speaks as the black man mouths along.
âThe last day I realized I was black was in an elevator in California. To the white woman that told me she knows what it feels like to be black because she grew up poor:â
They speak now in unison.
âI would tell you to think before you speak.â
The black man begins mouthing along again.
âBut your mind has got to be bacteria infected. And any filter through that labyrinth of nothingness might be worse than no thought at all.â
Now he speaks as she mouths.
âThereâs a group of women going around the room, sharing their personal definition of feminism. He is the only man in the room, and all of a sudden, the tone switches to destroying the patriarchy by annihilating all men.â
She speaks now as he mouths.
âDo you know what it feels like to be black? To pop lock your way in and out of hugs? It is not a problem you want to sympathize.â
They speak in unison.
âBut to tell me that you know my pain is-â
He falls silent again and mouths along as she continues speaking.
â-to stab yourself in the leg because you saw me get shot. We have two different wounds, and looking at yours does nothing to heal mine.â
She now mouths along as he speaks.
âNever will I turn away an ally.â
She speaks.
âBut when a man speaks on my behalf, it only proves my point!â
He speaks.
âMovements are driven by passion, not by asserting yourself dominant by a world that already puts you there.â
They speak in unison.
âYou speak to know pain that you only fathom because we told you it was there. You know nothing of silence until someone who cannot know your pain tells you how to fix it.â
They continue to speak in unison, but now slowly back away from the microphones with their arms held straight out to their sides, parallel to the ground, to mimic the pose of Jesus on the cross, in order to highlight the next line.
âEvery day is a crucification. But there is no regards for lives crossed.â
They now quickly swap places and return to the microphones. This is symbolic of them switching places to speak for themselves and not each other. The white woman begins speaking alone.
âI fight so my voice can be heard. I fight for the voices you silence, all in the name of what is right.â
They speak in unison for a few words before he speaks alone as she mouths along again.
âThe problem is, you assume the struggles attached to a social class. I am black, and bold, and beautiful by nature. Ainât no income that can change that.â
She begins the next sentence alone.
âThe problem with speaking up for each other-â
He speaks alone.
âis that everyone is left-â
They speak in unison.
âwithout a voice.â
This is the end of the poem. The audience cheers as the Button Poetry logo appears on the screen, followed by the logo for the âAssociation of College Unions International.â
Reblogging again because of the captions
florida boy
Thatâs not an American flag, thatâs the shitty âBlue Lives Matterâ shitty ass flag.
That boy is a hero
My encounter with the police as a poc
I donât know if anyone cares about this, I donât have many followers, but i needed to put this out here in a time where everyday we see the injustices wrought by the police here in the US. I am scared of the police. That is a statement of fact that is sad to be true. I figure to best explain my experiences with police is to tell whoever will listen about my first 2 interactions with the police.
Experience 1:
I must have been about 7 or 8 when this happened. I was with my best friend, his mother and his step-father. My best friendâs step-father was the money man in a drug operation in downtown brooklyn, he was non-violent but still a criminal (i recognize that). We had gone to see a movie on a family outing, at this point i was essentially a second son or a nephew to these people, we got through the whole movie, we had fun, it was a good day. I remember vividly how as we left the movie theater there was already at least 3 squad cars outside of the theater, and around six officers were outside of the theater weapons already drawn. Now my best friends father was not hiding out from the police, nor had he carried a weapon with him, nor had he shown a threat to any of the police. They could have come to arrest him at anytime, but they chose to do it when he was with 2 young children and his wife. It scarred my best friend who himself was the son of a cop. It instilled an ingrained sense of fear towards the police from that point forward.
Experience 2:
This was some years later, I was about 2 years into being homeschooled when this happened. It was around 5pm, around when school/afterschool was over in NYC, I was walking home from a class in manhattan when i got stopped by the police. At the time i was wearing slacks and a long-sleeve shirt, the kind of clothes i argued with my mom about because i thought i looked like a nerd,I had a bookbag and i was small for my age. This was bloomberg era NYC, when stop nâ frisk was in full swing. The officer flashed his sirens and pulled me over. Now let me clarify, I was walking from the train station 4 blocks away from my house, during a time where children would be out on the street (directly after school let out) and i was just walking in my stupid loafers... suffice to say a non-threat and an unassuming person. I was in front of the section-8 housing where i worked for the owner at his soup kitchen/food co-op, and the police officer got out of the car with his hand on his gun telling me to face the wall and spread my legs shoulder width apart and put my hands on the building. He then began to go through my bag and perform a pat-down. This scarred me. I was terrified, one bad move and I was Tamir Rice or Emmett Till. This experience made me question myself, why would he think I was a criminal, did I look like one? Was I a bad person inherently because the cop felt the need to pull me over?
And then as I grew up I saw all of the deaths and all of the injustices perpetrated by the police and the government. As I said earlier my first experience with the cops I was 8 years old, and my second one I was 12. I was a child, not even older than Tamir or Treyvon. The only difference was that i survived my encounter, the universe was kind to me, but it could have just as easily been me lying in a pool of blood a stones throw from my elementary school (1st encounter) or my house (2nd encounter).
My parents wanted me to know from young what my life was going to be like. Where white children get the sex-ed talk at 13, I got my âhow not to be killed by the kkkopsâ at aged 8 directly after my first experience with the police.
When a child at the age of 8 is told that he could be killed by the police for something as simple as putting his hands in his pockets, it forces that child to grow up too fast. Because of the police i lost my childhood, i still have a panic attack when the police are near, and Iâm grown. I have never committed a crime, but Iâm a criminal in the eyes of the public.
I look to the death of Ahmaud Aubery, and I realize how easy it could be for me to be killed by a racist with an axe to grind. I live in a middle/upper-middle class majority white neighborhood and I live not even 6 hours from where he lived, I live in north carolina where so many civil rights movements have started or marched, and I fear for my life.
Thank you for reading if you did. If not I understand. This was more of a way to express my own personal experiences as a poc.
So in the end. Fuck. The. Police,
Abolish the police
down with the fascist government
No justice no peace
And of Course
BLACK LIVES MATTER
http://chng.it/2TrMRPgFjS
STOP ICE FROM POISONING IMMIGRANTS!
Help stop the gassing of Immigrants!!
We need to do more than sign a petition. Don't shut up about this.
Free Black History Library
Please keep boosting this, free knowledge is so important people.
god bless gordan ramseyÂ
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what theyâre doing, theyâre cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.Â
Itâs not even that they should know what theyâre doing.
Itâs arrogance.
If you turn to Chef Ramsay and admit that youâre lost, youâre stuck, youâve got no idea, and you ask him for his help, he will help you.
He gets angry and mean when people assume they know best and refuse to see where the issues are in what theyâre doing, and have trouble accepting criticism.
Heâs such a good bloke, heâs just go no time for peopleâs egos around food.
Wholesome Gordon Ramsey
Innocent kid chefs: Iâm trying my best but Iâm really new at this and I donât always know what to do. Iâm here to learn!
The idiots on Kitchen Nightmares: What do you mean Iâm poisoning my customers by giving them raw chicken basted in toilet water? I think youâre just a prick I know better than you even though Iâve only been cooking for 10 minutes! Donât tell me what to do!
God bless Gordon Ramsey
I love Chef Ramsey. I would love to learn how to cook by him
Itâs not even âAdultsâ. Watch Gordon Ramsey on the British shows and youâll see a completely different man.
Also he has a food range with his daughter that sells in one of the basic supermarkets of my country, offering children microwave meals, snacks, soda and other things that are cheap and donât have a ton of junk in them so kids can eat healthier in my impoverished country.
We stan a good person who is passionate about his craft.
Just watch the time he went to a UK prison to teach the inmates how to cook...sweetest thing Iâve ever seen. Heâs not really mean, heâs honest and passionate about a field that people think anyone can do, Iâll put the video below.
https://youtu.be/FbKg0OaqjR4
Dontcha just love when your insomnia goes haywire and you havenât slept for almost 24 hours? Ha I sure dođ
So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and theyâre so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons Iâve ever seen. Iâve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.
Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.
Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.
Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. Heâs alive and drunk on sunlight.
The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasnât done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.
Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.
Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said âthat not your moms, Bri. Heâs a dude.â No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5
You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.
How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.
Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannisterâs and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)
Update: Today, Brienne of Tarth got stuck in a hole and didnât know how to climb her way out of it and Jaime Lannister #1, forever the knight in shining armor, jumped into the hole after her!! Now, theyâre both stuck. But theyâre together.
Update: They like to sleep in the âbear pitâ now
Update: Jaime Lannister #3 and Brienne like to sleep in the food bowl
The other Jaime Lannisterâs prefer to nap on an old broom
This is the only Game of Thrones content I will allow on my blog.
petition to rename the usa âsouth canadaâ
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caNâT BREATHE OH MY GOD
Iâm not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else youâll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
From Kasia Babis.
This is important to grasp.
My fellow American followers, read this! This is what created the economic prosperity for our parentsâ generation!
Because tumblr REALLY loves spreading negative news and NEVER spreads the positive outcomes to Negative news
Here is an update on the Google account suspension thing from last week.
The bug has been fixed and Google were extremely upset that this happened and have JUMPED on fixing this and making sure it doesnât happen again.
All accounts have been reinstated.
Please do me a favour and reblog this because I am sick and tired of Tumblrâs negative bias and how it NEVER seems interested in spreading positive news or positive outcomes to problems.
Because good news doesnât fit tumblrâs narrative of âeverything is always shitâ
and Iâm sick of that.