Bean Sprout

this is me btw if u even care :3

[97bitchesyoooo]

“A Warm Welcome to Auburn!”

“Step into a world of tranquility,

Where life unfolds with simplicity.

Auburn, our charming suburban retreat,

Where neighbors and friends joyfully meet.”

“Auburn, a suburban dream come true,

A place where smiles and friendships brew.

May your time here be filled with bliss,

In Auburn, a haven we wouldn't miss!”

“Warmest Regards,

The Auburn Community”

—•—•—•—

my really cool sister: @shxwstxpper

(owner account: @chillibeanos)

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Fuck Thanos

[97bitchesyoooo]

fuck him >:[

[i-am-not-a-villain]

Sorry for disappearing for a week. Those FBI agents really think they can catch me

Also, I heard there is a variant of me now?

[97bitchesyoooo]

theres a what-

where can i get one??? ive always wanted one of those so i can ride it around like a pony :33

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Hi I'm spiderman

Go ahead and ask asks I guess!

[97bitchesyoooo]

no way are you like actually-

like actually spiderman⁉️⁉️⁉️😦😦😦

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Yes I'm really really spiderman!

[97bitchesyoooo]

hmmmmmmmmm-

Ill believe it when i see it >:[

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Is this good enough?

[97bitchesyoooo]

SPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMAN

YOURE ACTUALLY SLIDERMAN‼️‼️‼️‼️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Yyyes I am

[97bitchesyoooo]

bro thats crazyyyyy

[shxwstxpper]

L

giv me back my silly sister dawg

get outta here with ur "hi-diddly dee, an actor's life for me" lookin ass-

@97bitchesyoooo

FUCK OFF RABBIT BITCH

WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!1!!!!

[97bitchesyoooo]

KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFAAA-

[shxwstxpper]

EAT SHIT AND DIE

I DONT EVEN WANT YOU IN THE HIVE FUCK OFFFF

[97bitchesyoooo]

*.......turns blue-*

hehe-

watch-

[shxwstxpper]

L

giv me back my silly sister dawg

get outta here with ur "hi-diddly dee, an actor's life for me" lookin ass-

@97bitchesyoooo

FUCK OFF RABBIT BITCH

WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!1!!!!

[97bitchesyoooo]

KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFAAA-

[shxwstxpper]

im happy

im happy

im happy

im happy

im happy

im happy

im not allowed to feel anything else

im not allowed

i just want to be normal

let be normal

please god

please let me be normal

im so tired

im so fucking tired

i want to be happy

why am i not allowed to be happy

please just let me be happy

i want to be happy

please

please god

please

why can’t i be happy

im supposed to be happy

kai drew has to be happy

it’s all she is

it’s all she can be

if she’s not happy

who is she?

i have to be happy

it’s all i am

it’s all i can be

if im not happy

who am i?

[97bitchesyoooo]

........L-

*gets shot*

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Hi I'm spiderman

Go ahead and ask asks I guess!

[97bitchesyoooo]

no way are you like actually-

like actually spiderman⁉️⁉️⁉️😦😦😦

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Yes I'm really really spiderman!

[97bitchesyoooo]

hmmmmmmmmm-

Ill believe it when i see it >:[

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Is this good enough?

[97bitchesyoooo]

SPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMANSPIDERMAN

YOURE ACTUALLY SLIDERMAN‼️‼️‼️‼️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[reallyreallyspiderman]

Just stubbed my toe, I'm going to go rip my leg off now

Hope the new one dosent take too long to grow back!

[97bitchesyoooo]

why would u do that-

[shxwstxpper]

@97bitchesyoooo I GOT THE PICTURES!!!

I really liked the last two! I felt pretty and fancy!^

These ones were weeeeeird-

[97bitchesyoooo]

SLAY AS USUAL SIS‼️‼️‼️

[97bitchesyoooo]

@shxwstxpper

ayo asmo made new shit for you to try on

[shxwstxpper]

@97bitchesyoooo taught me some words :D

Bitch

Fuck

Slut

Whore

Cock

Dick

Shit

Pussy

Asshole

Asswipe

Dickwad

Motherfucker

Gayass

Dumbass

Fuckass

Harlot

Blowjob

Douchebag

Chickenshit

Clusterfuck

Bullshit

Cunt

Fuck Her Right In The Pussy

Shut The Fuck Up

Eat My Ass Bitch

Suck My Dick

Fuck Me In The Ass Gently With A Chainsaw

I am going to learn more words later :D

[97bitchesyoooo]

dont forget cockslut :3

[chillibeanos]

tell me why Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women is kind of a bean somg-

i hate it bc of the whole incel-core stuff but like-

"BPD and ecstasy, 30 years old, but acts like she's 16

Likes to go to shows 'cause she's so fucking cool

Bright dyed hair but dead inside Plan-B lifetime supply

She's a whore, a hole, gave head since middle school

Only pedophiles in denial

Think she's anything worth while

Her infertile lifestyle drives you wild

She's an alcoholic loser bitch

That likes to listen to shitty music

She drinks and smokes and tokes and chokes on dick"

........kinda bean sprout-

[97bitchesyoooo]

THESE LIES ON MY NAME‼️‼️‼️🫵🫵☹️☹️

[97bitchesyoooo]

if theres one thing i hate its getting forced to be homeless bc you were voted out of office by someone who ran against you(which was my husband, bj) AND THEN hiding in a random person's walls within their apartment only to find out he's a famous youtuber named hotdiggedydemon who hosts this show called Brain Dump, the clickbaitiest show on the internet

And if that gobbledygook isn't already enough, you have sex with a ghost and his ghost girlfriend, meet ur homies that are the clockwork elves, die from being choked out, become a ghost, and overall just live with a (probably(actually not))homophobic white man for a few years

thank god its over and im in auburn now-

burnbot was the only good thing to come out of this

she my homie fr‼️‼️💪💪💪

[shxwstxpper]

you disturb me

this entire story disturbs me

and you disturb me

[97bitchesyoooo]

its not like youre any better-

[shxwstxpper]

wdym

[97bitchesyoooo]

me having seggs is a lot less scarring than going through eldritch horrors beyond comprehension

plus i had fun overall

[shxwstxpper]

sex is gross and stinky

that’s why I’m asexual :3

[97bitchesyoooo]

thats not the point i-

ok nvm

[shxwstxpper]

[97bitchesyoooo]

......alr-

thats ok kai yk i support u lil sis <33333

[97bitchesyoooo]

if theres one thing i hate its getting forced to be homeless bc you were voted out of office by someone who ran against you(which was my husband, bj) AND THEN hiding in a random person's walls within their apartment only to find out he's a famous youtuber named hotdiggedydemon who hosts this show called Brain Dump, the clickbaitiest show on the internet

And if that gobbledygook isn't already enough, you have sex with a ghost and his ghost girlfriend, meet ur homies that are the clockwork elves, die from being choked out, become a ghost, and overall just live with a (probably(actually not))homophobic white man for a few years

thank god its over and im in auburn now-

burnbot was the only good thing to come out of this

she my homie fr‼️‼️💪💪💪

[shxwstxpper]

you disturb me

this entire story disturbs me

and you disturb me

[97bitchesyoooo]

its not like youre any better-

[shxwstxpper]

wdym

[97bitchesyoooo]

me having seggs is a lot less scarring than going through eldritch horrors beyond comprehension

plus i had fun overall

[shxwstxpper]

sex is gross and stinky

that’s why I’m asexual :3

[97bitchesyoooo]

thats not the point i-

ok nvm

[97bitchesyoooo]

if theres one thing i hate its getting forced to be homeless bc you were voted out of office by someone who ran against you(which was my husband, bj) AND THEN hiding in a random person's walls within their apartment only to find out he's a famous youtuber named hotdiggedydemon who hosts this show called Brain Dump, the clickbaitiest show on the internet

And if that gobbledygook isn't already enough, you have sex with a ghost and his ghost girlfriend, meet ur homies that are the clockwork elves, die from being choked out, become a ghost, and overall just live with a (probably(actually not))homophobic white man for a few years

thank god its over and im in auburn now-

burnbot was the only good thing to come out of this

she my homie fr‼️‼️💪💪💪

[shxwstxpper]

you disturb me

this entire story disturbs me

and you disturb me

[97bitchesyoooo]

its not like youre any better-

[shxwstxpper]

wdym

[97bitchesyoooo]

me having seggs is a lot less scarring than going through eldritch horrors beyond comprehension

plus i had fun overall

[97bitchesyoooo]

if theres one thing i hate its getting forced to be homeless bc you were voted out of office by someone who ran against you(which was my husband, bj) AND THEN hiding in a random person's walls within their apartment only to find out he's a famous youtuber named hotdiggedydemon who hosts this show called Brain Dump, the clickbaitiest show on the internet

And if that gobbledygook isn't already enough, you have sex with a ghost and his ghost girlfriend, meet ur homies that are the clockwork elves, die from being choked out, become a ghost, and overall just live with a (probably(actually not))homophobic white man for a few years

thank god its over and im in auburn now-

burnbot was the only good thing to come out of this

she my homie fr‼️‼️💪💪💪

[shxwstxpper]

you disturb me

this entire story disturbs me

and you disturb me

[97bitchesyoooo]

its not like youre any better-