The Ego is a farce.
Joke’s on you mate, I already despise my own existence to no end.
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The Ego is a farce.
Joke’s on you mate, I already despise my own existence to no end.
That’s that.
Don’t let them see. Cry it off when you get home.
It’s honestly exhausting at times to have internet friends
I had someone tell me not too long ago if I wanted to hang out with them then I should go to them... and they got upset when I didn't want to do that. It's not that I don't wanna hit someone up. It's that I'm so FUCKING TIRED of doing it. I'm so fucking tired of always being the one to ask of people want to do shit. It honestly feels really fucking nice when someone is considerate enough to ask me to hang out for once. Like it might seem like a small thing but it shows that it's not just a one sided ordeal and it really goes a long fucking way. It makes me feel good, but in the society that we live in today, it almost feels like a crime to say that. To say what you want because it seems selfish to want someone else to ask you to hang out without being told to do so for once. People say well why don't you tell them that communication is key or whatever. The reason a lot of girls kinda hope guys catch on to things is for the same reason people don't ask people to ask them to hang out. It's kinda meaningless at that point. If I have to ask you to ask me, it's meaningless. Because at that point you're doing it because I asked rather than of your own accord. And if you do do it of your own accord, while it's a small gesture it really goes a long way and I find it quite meaningful and am likely to not forget it anytime soon. I'm so tired of asking every damn day of hey you wanna hang out? Or you gonna be online? Like if you don't wanna do it, just say no. No reason to dodge me or make excuses. Just say no and I'll know not to waste my time with you and fuck off. I'm a pretty easy straightforward person. I'm just pissed someone had the audacity to get mad at me when I'm always the one asking and they still told me to ask... like... I'm tired of asking, I'm not about to beg. My mouth has run dry and I'm out of fucks to give. I think being honest and just saying you don't want to be friends hurts less than dragging me on and leading me on thinking we're friends. I hate fake ass bullshit. And I'm tired of throwing my fucks I give into an endless unreciprocative void. Being friends is very much a two way street and it's not fair to anyone in a friendship if they're putting in 120% and the other isn't even putting in 50% and they're still asking you to hit them up. Like nah if they really want to hang out they would have naturally done it by now. Don't give me that hit me up bullshit on your high horse.
This dog unlocked the door for his human. 13/10 the best boy
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Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator": You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!
Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed
Sanyo ICC-0081 "Mini Calculator":
Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.
Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.
Linguists:
Literally thousands of artists, engineers and scientists over the years: Look at all of these awesome tools we made to help artists make more art more quickly and more easily! Now art is much more accessible to everyone!
Art snobs: If you use anything more than a pencil and ink and these specific paints and brushes you’re cheating and not a real artist. Especially if you draw digitally. That’s double cheating.
Artists, engineers and scientists:
I was always told in math class that I wouldn't be able to carry a calculator with me everywhere I went.
I'm writing this from my smartphone.
Fuck all my math teachers from 2000-2010 who said this
You know what I always remember?
That post where someone said that the most broken thing ab the current education system is how we are conditioned to work alone and never look for help. This person was telling how they held a seminar for people in a company and there was a task like, to test what hey remembered, and everyone sat in silence and alone until this person was like “uh... you guys realize you can ask for help and consult the material right?”
And like, it’s so dumb. When you’re in a work place, you can do these things. You can (and sometimes must) work with others. You can refer back to manuals and materials, you don’t have to memorize everything and work by yourself.
The education system is dumb as fuck.
just stumbled across Francisco Soria Aedo's work and first off: really good painter, super talented. He mainly did portraits and neoclassical but I really like are his expressions, which do show up in his neoclassical work. lots of people smiling and having fun and it's just very cute
this is one of my favorites
heres a couple more examples!
...i dont thing I’ve ever seen this style with people smiling...
yeet the pasta yeet ALL the pasta
Mesmerising
Hero Rats
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THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB
I’ll always reblog hero rats!
this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)
The organization that trains the rats is APOPO
You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.
SPONSOR A RAT
Here is the page for a pop rat sponsorship!
this is amazing, I am so proud of them!
y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up
To anyone who’s 15 right now; I’m so sorry but it does get better we promise.
Doubtful but k
“My cat, Daisy, has started getting a few gentlemen callers to the house. She has no interest in any of them but I tried to explain this to one of them. I call him Silken Thomas.”
Video/caption by Will Murphy - Also on Instagram
I’ve never seen a cat WHINE like that before!
jesus fucking christ
dude
dont you hate it when you’re with the boys and carl screeches fluid of primal hatred onto your food and drink
From Kasia Babis.
whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.
I see this all the time with people bringing up paramedics. “You want 15$ an hour as a burger flipper! I made less than that as an EMT!”
Yeah and it was wrong to pay YOU that little too. You got overworked and underpaid and the amount of money the McDonalds employee in the drive through gets has no bearing what so ever on what an EMT makes. Pay the EMT more too.
it distresses me that anyone whose job it is to save my fucking life is making less now than i was in an office job in 2007.
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adults pretending to be teens in european shows
The Prince of Egypt (1998) dir. Brenda Chapman, Steve Hickner, Simon Wells
Mona Lisa and her possum.
This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad
It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre
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