who knows

sarahi

[thyrell]

in my defense your honor i just got out of the shower and my hair is so soft. come feel this its so soft. yes i did kill him though sorry. is that bad

[bellefoxs]

DANI & JAMIE THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR | 1X09: ‘The Beast in the Jungle’

[kissyoulikealover]

you might listen to the same right where you left me as me but i listen to it it a far deeper and more intellectual way than you ever will 

[kissyoulikealover]

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS BABE. YOU REALLY BLEW THIS BABE. WE AINT GETTING THROUGH THIS ONE BABE. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL EVER CALL YOU BABE.

[lovestory]

red doing all this in the year 2021…….and random access memories? what are u doing?

[kissyoulikealover]

just between us, did the love affair maim you too

[bandicoot]

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

[vnusplanetoflove]

I am like if a paperback was a girl

[kissyoulikealover]

no bc rwylm is like back to back to back to back to back heart breaking lyrics. like im already fucked in the head and then its this motherfucking monologue about the girl whos been frozen and the transition into the next section like youre sitting in front of me at the restaurant when i was still the one you want and then the fucking reveal you told me that you met someone and you’re like okay this is rock bottom i cant feel worse than this and then you get hit with im sure that you got a wife out there kids and christmas but im unaware and then again the mf transision!! you think its gonna be miss cause im right where you left me but no! cause im right where i cause no harm i mind my buissness and youre like oh shit!! BUT THEN its all if our love died young i cant bear witness which is so fucking sad and then youre like no because this girl is still frozen and is still like yeah if you ever think you got it wrong im still here!!!! i cant!!! 

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[bokettochild]

This is important, even if it doesn’t work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!

Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!

[zipper-dawn]

Not just for women either, men also need to be aware of these things!

[maggies-scribblings]

This! It’s so important! For me it was swelling + discharge, docs diagnosed it early, and now it *seems* to be gone…

[kissyoulikealover]

at the restaurant when i was still the one you want kids and christmas but im unaware everybody moved on help im still at the restaurant did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion shes still twenty three inside her fantasy and you’re sitting in front of me if our love died young i cant bear witness they say what a sad sight if you ever think you got it wrong im right where you left me 

[1dietcokeinacan]

We stan JiaHao😭

[agenderss]

[captions]

plaid shirt: my name is tyler and i’ve created a monster

[tyler voiceover]

let me explain:

this is my husband jiahao. one time, i asked him what his favorite game was to play when he was growing up and you know what he said? fire. so for his birthday, i got him a fire pit - see here.

things started out pretty innocent, he would disappear for long periods of time and send me pictures of burnt sweet potatoes, but that was okay.

then he bought a small power saw. THEN the stealing began. well, kind of. he began scouring the neighborhoods for dead trees that were being thrown away so he could drag them home and burn them.

yesterday he said he wanted to go on a long walk, but it was only because he saw sticks next door

jiahao: excuse me, make room

[tyler voiceover]

he also bought a small hatchet, which was a little concerning but um, i take full responsibility for enabling all of this

jiahao: successful. i’m so successful!

tyler: do i have plans of stopping him? no. because i like s’mores and the uh, the opportunity to eat s’mores in this house has increased by like, 200%

[end captions]

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

THIS is the gay agenda

[catboyluca62]

potential arsonist x smores lover is my new favourite ship dynamic

[purge-that-urge-rhackathon]

Don’t take the bait

Don’t take the bait

Don’t take the bait

Friends don’t let friends take the bait

[stephocrates]

Even if your works are technically fair use under copyright law, even if they are transformative and separate from the original works, the IP owner can still sue you and the only way for you to maintain your claim to fair use is to win the lawsuit. Tumblr will not protect you from lawsuits or contribute to legal fees. Do not take the bait.

[ladycanuck-deactivated20221104]

Fellow fanfic writers, DO NOT DO THIS.

You 100% will get sued.

[staff]

Tumblr,

Earlier today we announced to the press that we are running a beta test program for Post+, Tumblr’s newest add-on subscription tool. Post+ is a completely optional tool that will allow creators to make some of their posts exclusive to their paid subscribers. You can read more about it right over here on our @postplus Tumblr. This feature is being tested by a small group of incredible creators on Tumblr.

We want to hear about what you like, what you love, and what concerns you. Even if it’s not very nice. Tell us. We can take it. We WANT that feedback. It helps us make Tumblr better.

What we won’t ever accept is the targeted harassment and threats these creators have endured since this afternoon. These creators are some of the most talented people around, and all they’re doing is testing out a feature. These are the people who graciously agreed to pilot a program to help us discover bugs before we open it up to all creators. These are the humans who are testing a feature that we hope will soon help thousands of Tumblr creators feel empowered, get rewarded for their efforts, and find support within their community.

Our Community Guidelines are clear: Don’t engage in targeted abuse, bullying, or harassment.

Anyone in violation of these guidelines will be dealt with swiftly and will be forced to contend with the appropriate consequences. It’s okay to tell us how you feel. It’s not okay to bully someone because you disagree with their choices.

[postplus-protest]

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matter arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US0          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

[larkace]

!!!!!!!

[i-am-an-abyss-of-gender]

Yo just so y’all know I’m doing this

[ghostbur-rp]

sure, sounds good! i don’t want tumblr to be monetized :/

[clearlyclueless]

Okay pog i guess

[fitzbeloveds]

if i wanted to know who you were hanging with while i was gone i would've asked you!!!!

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[drtanner-dickery]

Fuckin love how absolutely flat-out feral kittens get when they have something they shouldn’t.