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[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[e-the-village-cryptid]

they edited it, this is the original post: 

[ID: How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No they’re fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg. /end ID]

link to a reblog of the original post, this reblog is from 2013

EDIT: OP blocked me for calling them out in this reblog, I can’t reblog or reply to this anymore and my reblog won’t show up in the notes, but if you reblog this from me then your reblog will show up in the notes. I thought maybe they were just trying to be funny and didn’t care if people knew they were lying but they’re like.. legitimately trying to convince people it’s true lol. Sketchy tumblr behavior, especially since they’re promoting their Kofi on their page meaning they are trying to get actual money for lying

[normal-horoscopes]

[Two huge bouncers in suits pick up OP by their chiton and hurl them out of the temple of Apollo]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

[sagareads]

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

[itneedsmoargayz]

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

[exitwound]

this is scaring me like my heart is beating so fast

[lastchild-dissapointment]

This sentence I correct, I have more people in my secret person storage compartment than have ever at any point in their lives, existed in Berlin.

[thisis-matilda-deactivated20241]

[justasadlittledoctor]

Whenever I bring up how often people assume I’m a nurse, they always counter with “well people also assume male nurses are doctors and they don’t complain”. I feel like this finally explains why they are not equivalent.

I am constantly asked why I decided to become a doctor and not a nurse. Wanna guess how often my male colleagues get asked that question?

[anadammifalastini]

Palestine have qualified for the next round of the FIFA World Cup for the FIRST TIME in their history, with a scoreless draw against Lebanon. Their next game away to Australia will be a dead rubber.

Congratulations Palestine! Something to smile about for a country that is going through very tough times.

Free Palestine! 🇵🇸❤️

[fairuzfan]

"You're so privileged for caring about genocide" is not a take actually.

[sprigganroot]

I feel like liberals frequently assume that we all have the same reaction to global tragedy as they do which is “well, guess I’ll add that to the roster of things to preformatively be sad about for a month” instead of “this has permanently changed my worldview and I will never approach politics the same way again.”

and while they’re getting ready to tear our throats out for this coming election, NO MATTER what happens, the Democratic Party will continue to make the worst possible decisions they could make because *that is their job, fundamentally*, with or without our input. They will never choose an actual leftist candidate - only right wingers who happen to be wearing blue that year. And they know they can get away with it because the minute we see that blue shirt our fucking brains turn off and we ignore their history of racism, of war crimes, of theft of the people. We either ignore it, or, even more likely, we will claim that somehow the one wearing red is worse, hypothetically. Hypothetically. Because we can make any claim as long as it exists in the future.

you guys want to fucking know how people could stomach voting for trump despite everything that he is? You want to know how people can live with themselves knowing they voted in a raping, pillaging scam artist? Because they were having this exact conversation in their heads too, you know. “I don’t like him, he’s a bad person, but the other guys worse.”

genuinely I empathize with the argument that voting is harm reduction - I get it, I get the desperation and the frustration and the desire to help out however little of a chance it may have. If you want to vote for Biden no one can stop you and it’s highly unlikely anyone’s actually gonna change your mind. but to point the finger at fellow leftists when Biden loses? To claim that the people directly affected by a *fucking genocide* are too privileged to want to vote for the guy *fucking killing them*? To claim that leftists are to blame for this mess because they won’t bow down and reward the Democratic Party with their vote *which is what the DP counts on to continue their acceleration into fascism alongside the RP*? To claim that everyone who cannot bring themselves to participate in the political scam that has brought us all to this point that they, specifically - not the DP, not the president, not the current state of American fascism, not liberal complacency - are to blame for things getting worse?

thats ghoulish. Absolutely vile. the people asking you to do this aren’t the silly anarchist caricatures you’ve made up in your heads just so you can feel smart. We’re trying to prevent the same story from repeating for the next 40-50 years, knowing that this process is going to hurt.

which is, if you fucking think about it, the exact same tradeoff that you’re making when you choose to vote for Biden. So have a little empathy.

[ryan-sometimes]

Today on clownery from my fraternity: I started “pavlov training” this guy from my frat as a joke but now it’s actually working

[ryan-sometimes]

Context: This guy from my frat (I’m in a coed academic frat) is really into geography, and he’s been trying to learn all the state capitals of Brazil. I happen to be Brazilian, so I’ve been helping him learn them along with pronunciations. One day I was eating a pack of m&ms and decided to quiz him. If he got the question right he got an m&m, and if he got it wrong I’d eat it. Thus a tradition between us was born. If I’m eating a snack I’ll quiz him a bit and give him a tiny treat if he’s right.

Anyways, today I was in our frat lounge eating some m&ms by myself, kinda minding my own business. I eventually got really bored and wondered what would happen if I gave everyone in a lounge an m&m except for him, so I did that. He noticed and then started dropping every Brazilian state capital he could think of, getting increasingly desperate until he just started naming random Brazilian cities. A few of them he repeated multiple times to get the perfect pronunciation. It was like watching a dog do every trick it knows in rapid succession, just hoping something would get a treat. I eventually gave him a few m&ms and started wondering what the hell I’ve done

[hexquestt]

[mychemicallazaruspit]

Thank you @clearancecreedwatersurvival :O (genuine, I love learning new things)

[amygdalae]

Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

[amygdalae]

[thenameisgul]

[stillons]

omg grow the fuck up. not everyone in the us military literally goes around shooting up brown people in the name of american imperialism and white supremacy for their own personal gain 🙄 some of them (like for example engineers?) only build and maintain the infrastructure necessary for the shooting up of brown people in the name of american imperialism and white supremacy for their own personal gain

[stillons]

im sure someone somewhere sometime has joined the us military out of desperation, but they're a minority. most people joining the military are from middle class military families. that aside, we don't owe anyone who joins the military for any reason any slack whatsoever. there's not a level of poverty where taking part in mass murder to ensure america's security as a capitalist superpower becomes acceptable. lets care more about the actual victims being killed, injured, or displaced by the us military the hypothetical victims being "basically forced" to enlist in an organization that has been voluntary for the last 51 years.

[thottacelli]

Have we already forgotten the words of that most wise man??

Litany against using poverty to excuse murder.

[catchymemes]

[erinmccomics]

Not to brag but my cats are Artists™

[Medium: Claws on rainbow scratchboard]

Remi works with a hesitant, erratic violence, creating a piece as light and fluffy as she is, and signing her work by hole-punching it with her teeth.

Timmy uses bold, strong lines to evoke some kind of powerful event, echoing his powerful presence and loud voice.

Nubbins, truly inspired, creates a high-energy piece that symbolizes the void where his brain should be, surrounded by chaos and mischief.

Kona, a reclusive avante garde artist, refused to work with me around. Only in quiet solitude did she create this haunting, introspective work.

[nuclearhearts]

fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"

[nuclearhearts]

[nuclearhearts]

queer liberation will NEVER come from the systematic murder of 20,000+ children. it will NEVER come from intentionally starving 1.9 million people. it will NEVER come from bombing hospitals schools churches graveyards and residential complexes. none of us are free until all of us are.

[fairuzfan]

DC is home to a Palestinian museum filled with material about the nakba and before the nakba. There arent many palestine museums in the US. So yeah, an extra layer of insult.

I hope DC pride is deeply ashamed of themselves. This pride is definitely not safe for Palestinian queers and you should let people know that. If DC pride wants to put out a statement condemning this, I'll gladly take back my words.

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[tittyinfinity]

Wait you're telling me that those weren't edited as a joke???

[brightlotusmoon]

Yeah, we broke broke containment.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who’s intuitively in tune with your every need. You don’t need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who’s willing to listen when you speak.

[teruterusky]

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

[teruterusky]

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!

[walmart-the-official]

sure would be a shame if- oops, that's the reblog button!

[realsafari]

oops! hand slipped :/

[ladybracknellssherry]

oh dear, how do i use this site? bit of a learning curve, i'm afraid. i wonder what this button does?

[helpwhatsthis]

steven lim: we actually need more money for higher production value so that you guys have the best! and we're bringing back a super expensive show! for you guys, the fans!

the fans: