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Alyssa. Comic Shop Owner. 31.

[a-dot-bear]

Get in loser. In the back. Because Piplup has eternal shotgun.

[a-dot-bear]

Jk, the back seat is down for Arcanine now

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[oneheadtoanother]

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[mono-red-menace]

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

[yaoihands]

do they count as yaoi hands when the anatomy of them is screwed up but on the opposite end of the spectrum??

i cant believe the burger king baby hands guy has his own manga

[the-haiku-bot]

i cant believe the

burger king baby hands guy

has his own manga

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[frightfullytreeish]

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

[bedupolker]

Friends in different Time Zones

[bedupolker]

did you know its national moth week? Happy national moth week!

[generalsolo]

get to know us BONUS ROUND → day nineteen: character you relate to the most

bob the tomato @hardyholidays

[my--darling--dear]

@firedragonalchemistofcourage

[misscrazyfangirl321]

1, I never thought I’d ever see a moodboard for Bob the Tomato.

2, I cannot think of a better moodboard for Bob the Tomato.

[the-haiku-bot]

2, I cannot think

of a better moodboard for

Bob the Tomato.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

[dogpuppy]

[prokopetz]

I know this makes me a Bad Socialist, but I can’t help but find it hilarious when two rawr-kill-the-bourgeoisie types get to talking and slowly come to realise that they’re setting the bar in very different places with respect to the definition of “bourgeois”. Like, one of them is talking about the direct exploitation of the working class, while the other means “anyone who lives in a house”.

[easternhognose]

The guy with a good car is not your enemy

The woman with a few designer purses is not your enemy

The surgeon who makes more in a month than you do in a year is not your enemy

The family that vacations for 2 weeks in the summer is not your enemy

Ceos, billionaires, politicians, factory owners, private prisons, weapons manufacturers, Elon musk, Peter theil, owners of islands and multiple private jets, Jeff bezos, these people are your enemy. They are the enemy of all the working class.

[the-haiku-bot]

The woman with a

few designer purses is

not your enemy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

[daughter-of-sapph0]

i made this post years before realizing i was asexual.

happy pride month yall

[the-haiku-bot]

i made this post years

before realizing i

was asexual.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.