Hatter

me rn: in a perpetual state of existential crisis (I can't commit to making an actual into post sooo...) call me hatter ✨🦅🇺🇸AMERICAN🇺🇸 🦅✨ literally any pronouns, but usually she/they nebula aro, PLACIOSEXUAL, pan lesbian, transmasc side of enby I write fanfic (in my head), draw (in my head), and write poetry Fandoms: AFTG, Percy Jackson, rAvEn cYcLe, Mouthwashing, ARCANE (someone rant to me pls) , Dialtown (new), SGE, Ruby Redfort (if youve read it, I love you) Hunger Games, OUAT, Umbrella Academy, etc (aka I can't think of more) Music: uhh, I like alt rock, alt pop, indie stuff, rock, indie pop, THE BROBECKS ( AHHHH I LOVE DALLON), Wallows, THE FRIGHTS, Artic Monkeys, idkhow but they found me, Cavetown, Mitski, Måneskin (why did bro do us like that), Christian Gates. Chappell Roan, WILLOW, 2010s shit, etc my asks are open and i'm always down for a tag game

[calmwitch-deactivated20170102]

im so bad at maintaining online friendships!! im sorry to everyone i’ve had a lovely chat with but havent followed up with!! im a very isolating person and i still consider you my friend i promise !!!

[planefood]

Americans can't learn things because they're kept in a big windowless metal cube and have to work 24/7 in the Tumblr mines

[planefood]

Americans on Tumblr Pop Quiz! hope you studied the material

When someone makes a post about something you don't know about should you:

a) Not unnecessarily butt into things you don't know about or don't involve you and do some research/ask knowledgeable people on the subject.

or

b) Make an insanely ignorant comment and stick your entire foot in your mouth

2. When someone calls you out on making an ignorant comment on a subject should you:

a) apologise for your mistake

or

b) Blame your under paid High School social studies teacher and get away with it without any retrospection. Because acknowledging you, as a human, make mistakes is a crime punishable by death.

[tenyai]

Cutey cutey romantic moment because I need the serotonin. And a hands insert shot because I apparently hate myself.

[carlyraejepsans]

funniest way gerson's past as a teacher shines through in his interactions in ch4 is how he takes one look at weird route kris and seven different workplace training courses start blaring "this kid's gonna fucking kill themself" alarms in his head at the same time

[victorialovesstiles]

Neil not understanding that at least a part of the unease he feels towards Renee is jealousy over Andrew is so funny to me.

He asked her not once but TWICE “why does Andrew like you 😒” lmao

[movedaccounts-thisisforasks]

[peaceoutofthepieces]

"andrew minyard isn't soft" like he doesn't delicately check over kevin's injury any time it might be aggravated and didn't painstakingly tape over all of neil's bandages so they'd stay dry in the shower

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[vikingofficial]

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

[misericordiia]

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

[misericordiia]

in another life we're all on the playground sitting by the fence in the grass together and we all have eachother. maybe not here but somewhere it wasn't like this.

[misericordiia]

we have our own little playground here

[krossan]

[terrorignitis]

Juansen Dizon, i am the architect of my own destruction

[the-haiku-bot]

Juansen Dizon,

i am the architect of

my own destruction

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[a-had-matter]

stop it please stop looking at me stop talking to me dont pretend you still care just forget I’m even here i feel guilty we fell out of touch my heart hurts and I love you probably too much dont ever think I don’t it just hurts too much to think of u to talk to you not like we really talk anyways wait stop I’m gonna cry i wanna die the way I love you makes me wanna claw my heart of my chest id give it to you well the other half of it the physical part you have the rest the part that really matters I know this is a mess I’m a mess and I messed us up and I’m sorry sorry sorry im a sorry piece of shit dude im sorry forgive me i didnt mean to i couldn’t help it I can’t type cant spell can’t breathe can barely see take my heart on this platter as my apology im sorry forgive me i kinda want u to forget me but ill never forget you twin im sorry

[ketorlac]

Kevin’s pro team mates are so scared to stand up to him because he’s THE Kevin Day. Kayleigh Day’s son. Son of Exy. Best striker in the league. The Queen. Then Kevin, Neil, and Andrew all start practicing for the Olympics and everyone is floored to see that two five feet tall dudes are more than willing to smack him upside the head and tell him to shut the fuck up

[areyouokaypanda]

[agathah]

I NEEDED TO DRAW THIS PICTURE

[inafieldofstarflowers]

@you-know-i-get-itt

[lauramkaye]

PSA to Regency fic writers: please try to get the titles right. Especially the ones for canon characters.

Sir William Lucas should be called “Sir William,” not “Sir Lucas.” His wife is “Lady Lucas.” “Sir” always goes with the first name and never the last name. This goes for both knights and baronets. (Also, baronets are not considered nobility but gentry.) The wife of a “Sir Firstname” is “Lady Lastname” because her title comes from her husband.

Lord and Lady titles:

Firstname Lastname, the Earl of Fancyplace, would be referred to as Lord Fancyplace. He might be referred to informally as just Fancyplace.

Lord Fancyplace’s wife would be Firstname Lastname, the Countess of Fancyplace, called Lady Fancyplace.

The children of Lord and Lady Fancyplace would have what are called “courtesy titles.” The heir to the peerage (the eldest son) usually has a courtesy title one rank below his father’s title. So Lord Fancyplace’s heir might be Firstname Lastname, Viscount Otherplace, called Lord Otherplace (with his wife Lady Otherplace.)

Younger sons would be “The Honorable Firstname Lastname” for formal address.

Daughters would be “Lady Firstname” and would stay Lady Firstname even after marriage unless their husband has a higher ranking title to take precedence. Title comes from the father- Lady Firstname. Title comes from the husband- Lady Lastname.

So in Pride and Prejudice, the former Earl had (at least) three children. His son became the current Earl. His daughters (Lady Anne Fitzwilliam and Lady Catherine Fitzwilliam) became Lady Anne Darcy and Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Since Sir Lewis de Bourgh was not of a higher rank, Catherine stayed Lady Catherine, instead of being Lady de Bourgh. Colonel Fitzwilliam, being a second son, is technically “The Honorable Colonel Firstname Fitzwilliam” (I think-I’d need to look up the title order) but that would mainly be used in correspondence or if he was being like formally announced.

(Colonel Fitzwilliam also has no canonical first name. “Richard” is popular fanon but it is indeed fanon.)

But PLEASE stop with the “Sir Lucas” and “Sir Elliot”s, it makes me twitch every time I see it.