Anxietea

they/them - I wish memes lasted longer THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE NB PEOPLE DON'T INTERACT

[a-less-edgy-username]

When you’ve been gone from Tumblr for so long that you don’t know who anyone is anymore because they’ve all changed names and profiles who knows how many times.

[kevinsteen]

anyone else hard as fuck . a lil wet

[mousenemy]

me if i was a piece of driftwood to be honest

[pastabot]

You don't know fucking shit.

[mousenemy]

i'm sorry. i'm so fucking sorry

[egberts]

people who say dispensary instead of weed store

[barkingdog]

[striders]

kind of a milf.

[striders]

none needed brother

[a-less-edgy-username]

Bro I haven’t updated Tumblr since the porn ban, don’t make me do this man

[a-less-edgy-username]

Guess who got a new phone and has the new updates!

Was forced, AT&T held me at gun point and screamed “no iPhone 8!!!!! Tumblr bad!!!!” And yes it was totally related.

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[nyancrimew]

its decmbre ... the gronch

[nyancrimew]

the grink .

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

voicemail from my boss: your performance is so abysmal we're not even firing you we've skipped straight to sending the GHOULS unit after you. may god have mercy on you

landlord from outside my door: oouuhhh auuhhhh hnnnn uhh nnhh eeee heee heee (wheezing in pain from bear trap i placed for him)

me humminh to myself at my computer: iiii wanna rocking roll all niiight. and part of every day :) alexa google "hunter biden spit for sale"

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[beemovieerotica]

continually awed by how american states function like separate countries

I held back on getting my gender changed in the state of Georgia because it required filing a court case and appearing before a judge to prove that I had transitioned enough to warrant calling myself male on my documents. there was a strong possibility they could deny me because I hadn't undergone any type of surgery (a requirement under Georgia law that is waived only sometimes), despite passing as male 100% of the time.

this morning I went to the Maryland vehicle administration building and they had a touch screen with buttons that said "male" and "female."

I paused and asked the lady "I can choose male, right?" and she looked at me (again, I'm just some guy with a beard) (and I think she misheard me) and she was like "Oh! Do you want to be female now?" I said no, my Georgia license (directly in front of her) says female, they wouldn't let me change it, can I be male now?

she said to just pick whichever I wanted. I got my updated license in 5 minutes.

[a-less-edgy-username]

Where I live my name change required seeing a judge, but only so they can have me on record saying that I am not changing my name to commit crimes or get away with previous crimes. I have no record, so it was easy.

The process to change my gender marker is sending in a fuck-ton of mail that’s noterized to some specific building. And then wait to get a new birth certificate. Then update everything else.

[cincinnatiburgoo]

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

[neil-gaiman]

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[teaboot]

do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this

[teaboot]

*dark shadowed closeup of eyes* Can't say yes because that's not funny. If I say no then it is an invitation for someone to create a parody blog. If someone creates a parody blog then I will be able to banter with them, but if shit goes south I may be culpable for any fallout. Do I make a quip about how Boottea sounds like booty? No, far too pedestrian. Do I invent a false backstop and run with the joke? No, I will fall flat. I could ignore the question, but I do like the creativity and think it needs to be rewarded with an engaging response. Am I overthinking this? Should I just leave it? No, then they will know I had nothing. I cannot quit now. It is no longer about the response itself: its about sending a message. So, what message do I send? Something relatable, which sidesteps an actual response. A meme, perhaps. Something that says, "I'm awkward, but in a self-aware way". Jesus, I am overthinking. This is probably how a death note character would plan a tumblr response. Wait

[hbmmaster]

the thing about adblock detection stuff is that for popular websites where the demand exists for an adblock it's such a losing battle. best case scenario for the corporation is that the adblock will be broken for maybe a week before someone circumvents it again and adds that to the public blocklist. there is no adblock detection method that's immune to the adblocker just lying to the website

[a-less-edgy-username]

For anyone unfamiliar with coding, let me explain:

“HEY! Is that an adblocker?”

Adblocker: “Noooo 👁️👉👈👁️”

“Alright, come on in”

[transskywardsword]

I love speed runners

[transskywardsword]

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

[blackpyrefly]

[retroactivebakeries]