[sovietnam]

[smug-anime-knuckles]

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

[kontrollsysteme]

well…

[flotorshi]

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

[sinningsleepingandshitposting]

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

[impuretale]

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Hang on what was number five?

[teamvoorhees]

@libertarirynn   #5 was - 

[lastcupofsorrow-deactivated2024]

THATS A DOG?

[krystal-prisms]

This is one of the least dogs I’ve ever seen

[mundycide]

[90377]

“The deepest pain I ever felt was denying my own feelings to make everyone else comfortable.”

— Nicole Lyons 

[shrmptst]

The full set of all of my LOTR pieces! they are currently available at Gallery Nucleus!

[stand-up-gifs]

It’s November 18th, the John Deere strike is finally over, and the workers did pretty damn well in their contract. 

[curioscurio]

Finished my LOTR Studio Ghibli crossover finally... cant wait to do some other scenes!!

[sindri42]

[cryingaboutkafkasdeath]

“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.”

— Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

[xiaq]

Ever since I found out that earthworms have taste buds all over the delicate pink strings of their bodies, I pause dropping apple peels into the compost bin, imagine the dark, writhing ecstasy, the sweetness of apples permeating their pores. I offer beets and parsley, avocado, and melon, the feathery tops of carrots.

I’d always thought theirs a menial life, eyeless and hidden, almost vulgar—though now, it seems, they bear a pleasure so sublime, so decadent, I want to contribute however I can, forgetting, a moment, my place on the menu.

Feeding the Worms by Danusha Laméris

[enchantedbook]

‘Monkshood’, 

Art by Em Niwa,   

Inspired by stories from Jjapan about Ainu women raising bear cubs.

[the-evil-clergyman]

Dream by Arthur Hacker

[firegf]

I dont think anyone is unloveable u r spending a lot of time alone in ur room

[callese]

[eternalsatan-deactivated2021121]

[niiv]

me n who????

[noodleincident]

the only reason #cottagecore is considered a gen z thing is bc its a hashtag. it used to be called transcendentalism when offline men did it

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]