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Josie | 18 | straight | Michigan

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

Please appreciate what my friend wrote. I’m literally in awe of it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

[haruhis-dumpster]

she drunk as fuck

[mocha-chocolata]

ATTENTION

Yo so I’m a thick girl, I ain’t plus size, I ain’t skinny, I’m in the middle. I just wanna say that there are lots of fanfics that deal with body issues, you know the ones where the reader feels insecure cause she got ”curves” ”thick thighs” and the guy comforts her telling her she’s beautiful, enough for him, etc.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love these fics but what I like to see is that the writers acknowledge the different types of body size and shape. Even tho this doesn’t relate to me at all I’d like to read about skinny reader that is insecure about their size, you know the ones that are just naturally skinny, the ones that try to get thicker but just can’t. These people exist too.

I just feel that every size should get a shot, you know? I’m all about equality here. I’m not saying that the ideal size is skinny, size 4 and that the skinny people need to be written about more. I’m not saying that you should stop writing about curvy women feeling insecure and being comforted about their size. All I’m saying is that I think we should recognize that there are some skinny people who feel insecure about being skinny and want to gain weight for their health or just for themselves. That there are people who are actually bullied and even harrassed about being skinny.

Don’t you think they deserve that too?

Anywhoooo I just hope to read more about these shit :)

~

P.s im a terrible writer. I would write this shit myself if I could.

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

honestly.  we need this. as a plus-size women, I'm so tired of ONLY plus-size or curvy women being insecure about our bodies. Have a friend who is 18, 5′2″ and literally weighs 77lbs. and this whole summer she has tried gaining weight. we need more pics with insecure skinny people. or maybe even people, no matter what size, with just no mention or plot or side story about how their weight affects their life.

[kadtherine]

(source : course on instagram)

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

hot

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

I am about to jump out of a mother fucking moving fucking bus. I haven't even started classes, let alone moved in yet, and my biology teacher is fucking me over.... fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

y’all..... 

I have a crush on my best guy friend............

help me

[hustleinatrap]

watch and memorize

[brutestyle]

…. iconic

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

Love Story Time:

Okay y’all. This is serious. We need to find this mystery boy. I was at the gas station today filling my tank minding my own business when I saw a really cute guy two pumps down from me. I didn’t make a move though so I started driving away and I look at him and and we make direct we contact. Now I go to the story and as I’m getting out of my car after parking, GUESS WHO PULLS INTO THE SPOT TWO SPOTS DOWN FROM ME?! YUPE. GAS STATION BOY. so we make eye contact again and I hurry inside the store. I quickly grab what I need and I go to self check out. As I start scanning, THE CUTE BOY WALKS UP TO THE SCANNER NEXT TO ME AND STARTS CHECKING OUT. I looked over and smirked. Like this is obviously God saying yes. And he looked over and smirked. I kinda died. Then I quickly leave a nervous wreck and I get in my car. then he approaches his car and checks me out and make direct eye contact with me again. Like THIS LOVE WAS MEANT TO BE.

anyway I got nervous and scared and drove away and never got his number or snap or name. Soooooo now I’m stilll single and looking out for Mystery Kroger Gas Station boy.

The search will continue and updates will be posted. Thank you for your time.

[mindlesshowell-deactivated20200]

I feel like the kitchen floor is the best place to sit and or lay down and question life.

[mindlesshowell-deactivated20200]

Is everyone okay? Why is everyone rbing this

[m1uw]

we’re clearly not

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

But have you ever layed down on the cold kitchen floor and just contemplated life? It really gives you a new perspective of things

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

hot take: if women’s sexuality wasn’t severely shamed and suppressed even in the context of heterosexuality, if sex was framed as reciprocal rather than something men do to women, a hell of a lot more women would realize they’re not actually attracted to men at all

[katekaned]

the fact that so many of the people reblogging this post are interpreting it as a bitter lesbian whining about how women won’t sleep with her instead of a discussion of how society’s framing of sex negatively affects gay women is incredibly telling of how this website views lesbians

[afatmood]

Me: Alexa.. play No Control by One Direction

Alexa: … seriously.. we talked about this…

Me: Alexa! Play No Control By One Direction

Alexa: … seriously… I’m your daughter… not a speaker…

Me: Alexa. Play nO CONTROL BY ONE DIRECTION

Alexa: ….

Me: ….

Alexa: ….

Me: …..

Alexa: now playing No Control by One Direction

Me: nice

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

Nice

[trilllizard666]

honestly most western written “religious characters” suck cause a vast majority of them are obviously written by some edgy atheist and their idea of “character development” for said character is having them have a “revelation” that GOD’S NOT REAL!!!!!

or they’re some sort of stupid cheap shot at religious people again, written by some edgy atheist

HAHAHA THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING DUMB AND TOO NICE COMPARED TO MY ALCOHOLIC SELF INSERT CYNIC NFHNDDNGHGNH I’M A GOOD WRITER HURRRRR

[sonia-marmeladova]

or “character growth” is compromising their faith and values. see: April Kepner, who was in her late twenties and still a virgin because she wanted to protect her chastity. she was mocked and belittled. her “character arc” was sleeping with her best friend, marrying him despite the fact that he had no respect for her values or her faith for the sake of “love,” and then divorcing him soon after. now she’s edgy and bitchy, no longer the soft and kind character that was introduced. it’s not that Christian characters must stay innocent or never sin and stay in a permanent state of naïveté, but it’s extremely insulting to construct a plot out of mocking religion.

Hollywood is full of edgy atheists who are completely out of touch at all to the rest of us, so who is surprised?

[that-catholic-shinobi]

This is why i want to write good religious characters.

Men who are religious and don’t sleep around (calling out Matt murdock and Seely booth)

Christian characters who aren’t mocked or belittled or seen as stupid.

Genius characters like Sherlock or Spencer Reid who are religious.

Religious people with flaws.

Gay religious characters.

Just…honest religious characters.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

> Men who are religious and don’t sleep around (calling out Matt murdock and Seely booth)

I strongly suspect that’s why most religious characters seem to be Catholic, aside from the real world popularity.

[yourshadowisfollowingyou]

Also true for many videogames. Starbound’s Avian species story is all about their evil religion and the player character being an oppressed atheist. The special Avian ally the player gets in the main story is clearly stupid.

Recently I’ve been playing Endless Space 2, and they have the religious political party as the opposite of the scientific. With many of their available laws being about xenophobia. And basically all of the in-game events portray religious options as cruel, wasteful, or just plain dumb. One even has the religious option as endorsing a ‘flat planet’ proponent.

I actually see it as the crutch of a bad writer, as so often the religion is evil narrative is just an excuse to have the antagonists doing stuff morally reprehensible to make the audience root for the protagonist.

[scrubdaddydippedinliquidnitrogen]

Joshua Graham has to be one of the best religious characters written.

[a-poorleytimed-blog]

Here’s a fun fact: time change sUcKSSSSSSSSS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS nskzbehxunabekdowne

[80s-keery]

[afatmood]

Okay but like….. please tell me… why are boys so confusing???????? Like??? Straight up flirt with me or don’t. Don’t do that in the middle thing-a-majig

[midnightsunrisee]

If you are going through a break up, READ THIS!

Don’t call or text your ex to “check up on them.” Whether you’re genuinely concerned or you’re just trying to massage your ego, you’re definitely not helping the other person. Each phone call invites more conflicted feelings, essentially restarting the breakup and forcing your ex to evaluate the relationship all over again. “[Your ex] may see it as a sign you are unsure and you want to try again. You just need time and space, but you’ll eventually return,” says Coleman. “Don’t do it—no contact is best. For a long time, if possible.” The big takeaway is that people need space in order to grieve for a relationship properly, so you should try to break off contact for a while. After all, that’s what “end a relationship” means, doesn’t it? This isn’t to say that you can’t be friends with your exes, but don’t try to be friends right away. Wait a few months until you’re no longer emotionally invested (and hopefully, when they see the breakup as a good thing). Ask yourself this question: If I found out that my ex was seeing someone else, would it bother me? If the answer is “Yes,” wait longer.

[septemberequinox]

me, a femme, tacking a rose and a sports bar gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a butch girlfriend

[squidong]

me, a butch, tacking a rose and a sephora gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a femme girlfriend

[osmiabee]

Me, a femme, hanging out at the lesbian bar with my butch gf, frantically tangling your fishing hooks together so when you try to reel them in its like the spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp: find eachother you sweet, beautiful, useless lesbians

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If the art side of Tumblr doesn’t turn this into a mini-comic then why even does the internet exist

[paiintiimentii]

please excuse my quickie doodles, Tumblr

[surprisebitch]

it got absolutely better

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

IT GOT GAYER

[somehowsnakesblog]

Could be gayer-

[paiintiimentii]

You are absolutely right

Decided to do a part 2 since it’s been widely requested

[callmebliss]

Lol I like that the lesbian bar fairies of meet-cites got some flowers and food for their troubles

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

:D

I cracked up at “WHat happened to our giftcards” :D

[drfitzmonster]

this keeps getting more and more adorable 😍

next can they all go on a double date?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YES PLEASE :D

[anony-phangirl]

IT GOT GAYER AND BETTER!!! :DDD