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@yourshadowisfollowingyou
please god it would be so funny
UNETHICAL????????????
so they said that it turns out that if you centrifuge ricotta cheese at something like 20,000 RPM for a few minutes, you end up with a solid substance that's delicious but so rich that it feels like it solidifies your arteries instantly. they were working on incorporating it into pastry fillings
How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next youâll be showing ankleâŚ
Thatâs not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!
My yearly "Fuck Blackberry Bushes!" post.
Years back I was talking to a girl in Florida. She loved blackberries so much and was talking about how she wished they grew out there. I laughed and told her they're an invasive species. They fuckin suck.
Blackberry bushes in Oregon are worse that the hedgerows of Europe during ww2
I have family in the Tacoma area and that stuff is insane. I'd say it's worse than kudzu purely for all the thorns.
Oregon and Washington are where I run into it.
A while back I forgot the phrase "the juice isn't worth the squeeze" so instead I said "the berries weren't worth the brambles". Someone said it was the most country sounding wisdom they ever heard. That stuff really sucks lol.
Blackberries took over my backyard in Oregon. It was awful. So much work to beat them back and win that fight.
i have a whole hedge of them butted up against the forrest in my back yard but theyre out of sight enough that they dont bother me, the dogs dont get into em and i just happen to love blackberries with coffee icecream so i aint complainin lol
Thatâs pretty much how my troubles began. I had a few at the back of the property because me and the Mrs love blackberry pie and preserves etc.
Always starts small.
When theyâre cute and fun and then, suddenly before you know it, theyâre all grown up and a pain in the ass and way too much work.
POV, you forgot to trim the blackberries and it rained a lil bit
I blew my knee out and had to have a surgery and missed out on 3 months of weed control and it looked almost just like that!
It was awful!
I had a bush in a field stop a crawler loader trying to drive through it to clear it away. WA brambles. The berries are great though
Sasquatch op
Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"
Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"
Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!
dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you
may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down
What did he do to deserve this
punished by the council
FOOLS!!!! YOU ARE ALL NOTHING BENEATH THE MIGHTY POWER OF MY JPEG ARTIFACT
washed-away stars
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It's freaky how the brain will just plasticly learn novel motor output interfaces on the fly. It's almost like instead of hard coding a control scheme for anatomy that changes every few million years the strat that brains went for was to be openly reconfigurable to fit around whatever its nerves seem to be hooked up to via observed feedback.
I think they've done tests on this by getting people to pilot novel bodies in VR. But you don't tend to notice it day to day until something weird happens like just now. I was reading a paper book and it had a line of text blacked out as if redacted. Instinctively I go to move my cursor over the black line to see if I can read any text if I highlight it.
Except it's a book and not my computer screen, so the cursor my brain thinks it's moving across my field of vision in front of me doesn't exist. At the same time, my right hand is making a bunch of small involuntary movements next to me. I didn't intend to move it and didn't even notice it was moving until I saw it with my eyes. What I intended to move was my Cursor, something that my brain had learned to understand that it has, and the way it moves this is by actuating the muscles in my right arm, an action that is entirely disconnected from any intent to move my arm, which is a different thing.
I love being a pattern atop this eldritch mess of neurons, it's great
father I cannot click the book
The common digital artist habit of trying to hit âctrl+zâ but then remembering that youâre drawing on actual paper with a pen.
I can confirm that one
ĐĄĐžmmissiĐžn for Dacratei
Most of all, I don't like that mace.
Top: the Super Mario 64 box art.
Middle: development files for the game contained a version of the box art without Mario or most of the overlay, though leaving the planet and a glow effect from the logo.
Bottom: the development image was instrumental in finding the original photo used for the sky, which comes from a commercial texture CD. Now, all traces of Mario have truly been removed.
Main Blog | Patreon | Source: bottom of image, Leonard85026417, mrwater79321297
What a sentence.
raccoon girlfriendđŚ
never believe anyone who tells you that corsetry was Made To Oppress Women. They don't know anything about what we've lost. They don't know about Pockets
did you know
DID YOU KNOW
DID YOU KNOW WHAT WE'VE
LOST??
Also the support! Y'all. Big boobs in proper corsets have so much less back pain.
Maybe the whole "Corsets Were Made To Oppress Women" narrative is just one giant government PsyOp to prevent girlies from committing crimes?
And having pockets of course.
it probably comes from the trend to tie corsets super tight to get impossible waistlines.
but i need people to understand that that is just something you can do with them, not the actual point.
The Sonic lure in the tackle box, from âSEGA Bass Fishingâ on the Dreamcast.
this is bait
Bait is what you put on the lure.
My working theory is if you do not want trees to push up the sidewalk you MUST stay edging. (If you can't edge because thick and woody roots are in the way, it's already too late.)
I've been on the internet far too long because I understood "edging" very differently than how I think you meant it and thought it was a bizarre and horny tumblr shitpost
I'm not sure either way
âNo one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else.â
â Charles Dickens (1812-1870) English writer
endlessly funny that some pets will just decide they are service animals now without any training or feedback from humans. babygirl no one hired you. you do not have a license for this
Iâm not talking about humans pretending their untrained pets are service animals so they can bring them places they shouldnât be allowed. Iâm talking about my dog, who took one look at the two people with severe ADHD time-blindness and executive dysfunction who adopted him and was like, âGreat. I am your Watch Dog now, as in, dog who functions like a watch. That is, if your watch was a seven-pound furby that could run this house like the goddamn navy. I will catapult myself onto your chest and nip at your hands when you fail to get up and Do Things in response to my incessant whining that it is Time For You To Eat Lunch/Get Out Of Bed/Go Exercise/Take Your Meds/Etc Now Now Right Now. This is a service I provide for to Helping You. No, you cannot opt out of the Helping You. Do not attempt to resist the Helping You.â
âŹď¸ Trained Professional
My cat knows when I should stay in bed and screams at me until I do and then sits on me so I don't get back up. If I do get up she follows me and screams until I sit down again
She knows by sniffing my mouth first. Which she does at least once a day
When I am struggling to eat she'll do her "I need food" act even when her food is full until I eat
@thebibliosphere I think we've found Holly Mop's people
Some beloved critters really take the âcompanionâ role so seriously they train themselves to go above and beyond to the point where youâll find yourself being bullied into lying down by a 10lb Shih Tzu. And then theyâre right. You were getting a migraine. (Itâs me. Iâm in bed with a migraine with a 10lb Shih Tzu lying on top of me.)
Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)
as a lawyer whoâs been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers
Me: My writing is so bad. :(
Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.
>Somehow, Palpatine has returned.
Yeah, that sure sounds bad if you take it completely out of context and meme it out of all recognition.
No, it's pretty bad in context too.
