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what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

#naruto songs #id play distsnce and seishun kyousukyoku on repeat

sketchdeath

whippet

biglawbear

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

elveepee

LouieVanPatten.com

jehovahhthickness

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

jehovahhthickness

He took a pay cut. I’m not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.

jehovahhthickness

It gets better.

desperate-acts-of-capitalism

We are definitely going to talk about this guy on Buisness Desserts

Employees are not costs to be reduced, they are investments, they are assets that appreciate in value

jehovahhthickness

Absolutely

doebunnybooks

For the person commenting on not taking a pay cut, he HAD to change his lifestyle to be able to afford to pay his employees a living wage. He talked to accountants and they helped him break the numbers down based on data about the cost of living and various factors about the commute, housing issues, etc. All inspired by his best friend going nearly into debt over medical costs meanwhile he had several houses, a jet, and drank champagne daily.

He sold stock, houses, and changed his spending and as a result, his employees were overall happier and the way they worked improved. They all bought more shit and had more kids and did all the consumption people want for us while also enjoying their work and their boss enough to band together and buy him a fucking Tesla as a thank you.

And you know what he realized after taking his pay cut? He didn’t need the champagne or the girls or the “lifestyle” of being a billionaire. He feels fulfilled in his work and with the people he’s surrounded himself with and he feels that he’s made a step in the right direction that other businessmen and billionaires should follow.

Please read the article and his statements on twitter because it’s eye-opening to see that you CAN be successful doing things ethically.

slugbo

when you are not only a racist and a terrible person but you are also purposely staying silent and letting a racist, senile predator and absolute disaster accumulate support, nobody is obligated to be nice to you

scallioncreamcheesebagel

SNAKE EMOJIS???

slugbo

sorry bernie i can’t endorse you because your supporters sent me snake emojis on twitter : (

politijohn

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate fighting to cap prescription drug costs at $200/year

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate fighting to make utilities publicly-owned

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate with a Green New Deal rated “A+” from Sunrise Movement

Bernie Sanders is the only seated legislator-candidate who has voted against all of Trump’s military budgets

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who supports prisoners’ right to vote

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who has raised more small-dollar donations than Trump

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate unquestionably fighting to pass Medicare for All

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate fighting to establish national rent control

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who will cancel all student debt

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who will cancel all medical debt

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate standing against the USMCA (Trump’s NAFTA)

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate fighting to ensure universal free meals in public schools

hustlerose

with drag becoming an increasingly cis and heterosexual thing i think we, as gays, need to invent a new thing that hets will think is provocative. i’m open to suggestions.

hustlerose

arson.

pettydavis

elveepee

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

papasmoke

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

prokopetz

I kind of feel like jokes about Legolas being the elvish equivalent of a pickup-truck-driving redneck – while totally accurate from an IC standpoint – are glossing over what a deeply weird person he is in the novels.

dragkingandreweldritch

he’s the redneck who does stuff that makes the other rednecks say “that boy ain’t right” on a regular basis

fma-facts

Happy Meat Day everyone!

fma-facts

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

bbq-girll

Meat day is year long fellas, but celebrate it especially tuday!

frogmp3

me when i’m off anti-anxiety meds

scepterno

This the Mood, Fellas

casey-jane-lewis

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

annajiejie

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

burdmom

whats a king to a bard

thatthreeanon

Thats literally a dnd skill

valkyrie-the-lost-deactivated20

Vicious mockery at sixth level

ultrafacts

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

rafa-starkiller

I don’t think I’ve ever found a more appropriate opportunity for this reaction pic

nunyabizni

Y'all need to look up what this dude did. He was too tired to drive on his way to a match so he let a black hitchiker drive for him, then when he got to the arena walked in with his arm around him to the boos of the crowd, which he decided to embrace and make worse by kissing the guy on the cheek. He then went whole hog into the persona hanging out in black neighborhoods, going to black bars, and getting arrested on petty charges then going to court after hiring a black lawyer paying his fine and then doing it all over again. Wrestling was not as popular and the viewing was segregated but the promoters were only selling about half capacity for the white section while the black section was sold out and people were still clamoring in to see him but they couldn’t because of segregated arenas. The owners of the arenas and the promoters eventually decided that business is business and started slowly desegregating their theatres and every time this guy showed up they were selling out all their seats, to the point where this guy and one other held the record for attendance that held until the late 80’s/early90’s.

The anti-Hulk Hogan

KING!

Absolute legend.

guys lets brainstorm a post

lup-tacco

setting: 1950s london

slimetony

*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear

no one comes near

nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears

nobody hears

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

wet-monsoon

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

wet-monsoon

no….. No

claratyler

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

wet-monsoon

busket

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

creature-enjoyer29

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

shittyneet

methed-up-samurai is a funny dude until you remember that he shamelessly does meth 24/7 and likely steals shit from people he knows so he can pay for his addiction.

methed-up-samurai

What kind of stupid ass shit is that to say @death-drive-128? You don’t know shit about me you young lil fuckin soft cuz you ain’t never been in a freak fight lil punk bitch ass pussy. I’ll Have you know I’ve been sitting on 30 fuckin grams since November and ain’t took more than 5 hits of it ya know nothing punkass complacent Nixon drug war cronie butthole sex child born with a Barbie doll crotch so you can’t Fuck or procreate cuz you’re a fake worthless unrealistic thinking ass bitch. Why did I suddenly cut back after smoking AT LEAST a half fuckin oz a week since 2012? Cuz it’s time to redirect my focus back to martial arts and music full gear again till whenever I get restless from repetition. I do not like that shit. Just when you think you know me. Yeah Right. I switch it up. I’ve been doing hard drugs for 22 years, but I’ve never stayed on meth, like on a daily basis for only a few years at a time each time, probably totalling somewhere between 8 to 11 years. (Even tho I’m not proud of it I will admit I went hard as Fuck staying up often for my personal limit of 15 days at a time tho lol) How about instead of saying some ignorant unprovoked calloused comment to someone and making yourself look like someone who should’ve been a fuckin jerk off instead having been born in the process? you just ask me how fuckin dope do I smoke on a regular basis like a human work some goddamned integrity, mothafuck? You need to Calm down your complacent lil dumbass face down kiddo. ya fuckin ain’t even touching the dirt grounds on my level, ya try hard but ended up an embarrassment then disregarded and cast out like garbage with your smelly ass breath due to all that half wit bullshit falling out your mouth when you make that ugly sound you call talkin.

And most of all, I AIN’T NO FUCKIN THIEF YOU LIL BITCH. ID FUCK YOU UP IF YOU SAID THAT IN PERSON. I’VE BEEN FUCKIN ROBBED AND STOLEN FROM COUNTLESS TIMES. I DO NOT FUCKIN STEAL. Now, off into the vortex your essence goes, be boring somewhere else, human.