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The myth of Orpheus and Eurydice always makes me feral, because in every variation of the myth Orpheus loves her so much. He turns because he's terrified Hades tricked him and she's not behind him. He turns around because he hears her fall and instinctively goes to help her. He turns too early because he's so excited to see her again and can't wait another moment.
In every version, Orpheus is a boy in love. And the tragedy is that ultimately, his love is what dooms Eurydice.
random OMGCP headcanons that i will die on
Jack and Bitty are both switches. Argue with the wall.
Jack learns how to knit and crochet and gets super into it. It really helps him with his anxiety and during half-time, in games, u can see him knitting on the sidelines. He tries to teach Bitty but he is genuinely terrible.
Shitty's favorite movie is legally blonde.
Jack loved Wallace and Gromit and Shawn the Sheep as a kid.
Bitty's a southern gentleman and he does a lot of things that could be interpreted as flirting (compliments, holding doors for people, etc) so he gets hit on all the time. It drives Jack insane bc Bitty is also very oblivious to when people are flirting with him so sometimes in public, Jack will have to passive-aggressively introduce himself as Bitty's fiancé
Adding onto that, Jack also gets hit on in public but Bitty never gets jealous bc Jack is equally as oblivious to when people are flirting with him so hitting on him is like hitting on a brick wall and it's highly entertaining for Bitty.
Lardo is non-binary.
Dex is terrified of heights.
Bitty is actually really good at shooting guns and won a county prize for it.
Kids absolutely love Dex, which is very stressful for him.
Nursey was a percy jackson kid.
Bitty and Jack definitely get their wedding bands tattooed.
Nursey had hermit crabs as a kid.
Ransom wears socks in bed, Holster does not and it's one of their longest running arguments.
Ransom can hold his breath for a freakishly long amount of time.
Chowder didn't know silverfish were real until like 8th grade.
Holster played minecraft.
Dex is terrible at all video games except for Mario cart which he is incredibly good at.
Nursey, Ransom and Shitty all do the wordle religiously. Jack gets hooked and starts doing it too.
Bitty has terrible handwriting. For all of the notes he writes to Jack and smaller things like that, it's fine. But his regular handwriting is basically illegible to anyone but him.
Lardo is a huge movie buff, especially horror movies.
Nursey loves Mitski.
Dex gets a ton of tattoos.
Chowder loves the HTTYD movies.
Bitty has seen all of the studio ghibli movies and loves them.
Holster was the child who would go to the beach and keep trying to eat sand.
Ransom carries pads and tampons around in his backpack bc he has two sisters and they taught him well.
Shitty also carries pads and tampons around and will start arguments at the drop of a hat about why period products should be free.
Dex has never broken a bone. He bruises really easily, but that's about it.
Nursey on the other hand has broken like seven.
Spoilers for The Darkness Outside US!!
The Darkness Outside Us is SO GOOD and I'm so happy that Kodiak and Ambrose got their happy ending, but I wish all of the other iterations of them could've as well 😭😭😭😭
especially the second Kodiak and Ambrose that we read about when Kodiak died of radiation poisoning.
me before I started testosterone: I'm 95% into women and 5% into men but I can't picture myself being with a man at all so maybe I'm actually straight???
me after starting testosterone: WHATS UP FUCKERS IM BISEXUAL 50/50 AND I WANT A BOYFRIEND
Thomas when Audrey Rose didn't think it was funny when he pretended to be dead
I'm partway through reading Hunting Prince Dracula and the CHOKEHOLD that Thomas Cresswell has on me 😳 I am truly in love with this man.
SPOILERS FOR A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC SERIES
I feel like this has been said before, but the fact that Kell hates Alucard so much is so fucking funny and really shows how much he loves Rhy. Kell doesn't really hate Holland, even though Holland has done horrible things. But Alucard? Fuck that guy. It doesn't matter that he had a reason for leaving, or that Rhy forgave him or that Alucard helps Kell. He broke Rhy's heart, so Kell has a right to hate him until the end of time.
I will NEVER stop being mad about Lance from Voltron. He had to deal with so much shit and was constantly told he was stupid by the rest of the team. He was suspicious of Lotor and everyone just assumed it was because he liked Allura (which is partway true BUT STILL) AND THEN Allura pretty much used him after Lotor betrayed her because she knew he liked her. And his happy ending is that he becomes a farmer???? Even though it was literally his DREAM to be a pilot??? Nah, fuck that shit. Lance didn't get the character arc that he deserved.
(Also Klance should have been canon obviously)
anyways if u want to read my pic where I have lance yell at Allura for using him u can find it here
I will NEVER stop being mad about Lance from Voltron. He had to deal with so much shit and was constantly told he was stupid by the rest of the team. He was suspicious of Lotor and everyone just assumed it was because he liked Allura (which is partway true BUT STILL) AND THEN Allura pretty much used him after Lotor betrayed her because she knew he liked her. And his happy ending is that he becomes a farmer???? Even though it was literally his DREAM to be a pilot??? Nah, fuck that shit. Lance didn't get the character arc that he deserved.
(Also Klance should have been canon obviously)
I can't be the only trans person who loves body horror because you feel detached and disgusted by your own body and have a deep desire to cut it open and rip It to shreds and reading and watching body horror gives you a small sense of familiarity and satisfaction.
Ok but any other younger siblings out there who were highly anxious and felt a need to protect their not always socially aware older sibling and felt like you had a hand in raising them???? Just me????
Shakespeare is great bc you have all these beautiful lines like:
“I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?”
and
“Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.”
and
“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.”
and then you have lines like “buzz buzz.”
Idk about anyone else but online school really makes me want to kill myself
Idk if it’s funny or sad that christians think Hallelujah is about Jesus when it was written by a jewish guy and the lyrics talk about him not knowing if he believes in God and him having sex with a woman 💀
being a trans guy who's into guys is hard bc its like am I attracted to that guy or do I just want to look like him
Please help me write a resume
I’m applying for my first ever job at an ice cream store and they want a resume. The problem is I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE. I’ve never worked a job, I don’t regularly volunteer at one place, I don’t do a lot of clubs or extracurriculars. I don’t have anything that would make someone want to hire me. Idk what to do. Please help.
I don’t think I’m ever going to recover from Neil’s death in Dead Poets Society. HIM AND TODD WERE SOULMATES AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE