random OMGCP headcanons that i will die on
Jack and Bitty are both switches. Argue with the wall.
Jack learns how to knit and crochet and gets super into it. It really helps him with his anxiety and during half-time, in games, u can see him knitting on the sidelines. He tries to teach Bitty but he is genuinely terrible.
Shitty's favorite movie is legally blonde.
Jack loved Wallace and Gromit and Shawn the Sheep as a kid.
Bitty's a southern gentleman and he does a lot of things that could be interpreted as flirting (compliments, holding doors for people, etc) so he gets hit on all the time. It drives Jack insane bc Bitty is also very oblivious to when people are flirting with him so sometimes in public, Jack will have to passive-aggressively introduce himself as Bitty's fiancé
Adding onto that, Jack also gets hit on in public but Bitty never gets jealous bc Jack is equally as oblivious to when people are flirting with him so hitting on him is like hitting on a brick wall and it's highly entertaining for Bitty.
Dex is terrified of heights.
Bitty is actually really good at shooting guns and won a county prize for it.
Kids absolutely love Dex, which is very stressful for him.
Nursey was a percy jackson kid.
Bitty and Jack definitely get their wedding bands tattooed.
Nursey had hermit crabs as a kid.
Ransom wears socks in bed, Holster does not and it's one of their longest running arguments.
Ransom can hold his breath for a freakishly long amount of time.
Chowder didn't know silverfish were real until like 8th grade.
Holster played minecraft.
Dex is terrible at all video games except for Mario cart which he is incredibly good at.
Nursey, Ransom and Shitty all do the wordle religiously. Jack gets hooked and starts doing it too.
Bitty has terrible handwriting. For all of the notes he writes to Jack and smaller things like that, it's fine. But his regular handwriting is basically illegible to anyone but him.
Lardo is a huge movie buff, especially horror movies.
Dex gets a ton of tattoos.
Chowder loves the HTTYD movies.
Bitty has seen all of the studio ghibli movies and loves them.
Holster was the child who would go to the beach and keep trying to eat sand.
Ransom carries pads and tampons around in his backpack bc he has two sisters and they taught him well.
Shitty also carries pads and tampons around and will start arguments at the drop of a hat about why period products should be free.
Dex has never broken a bone. He bruises really easily, but that's about it.
Nursey on the other hand has broken like seven.