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18+ blog • pretty dead

[a-vast-african-plain]

Rules for Requests

Requests are currently: CLOSED

Hey everybody! My name is Savannah and my current hyperfixation is Red Dead Redemption 2!

About Requests:

Please read before requesting!

•At the moment I only write for the Red Dead Redemption Games.

•I’m open to writing fluff, smut, and angst! I only write reader insert stories at the moment. If you don’t specify in a request what gender you want the reader to be, I usually default to female reader or on occasion, a gender neutral reader.

•I love writing for lesser appreciated characters! If you like Bill, Micah, Swanson, Flaco, or any other character that doesn’t get a lot of love, you’re welcome to request them here!

•I might choose to fill a prompt by writing headcanons for it, or I might do a short fic, or a longer one if I get really inspired. If you have a preference about this, feel free to include it in your request, but keep in mind that it’s ultimately up to me.

•I love writing AUs! I’ve got a Pride and Prejudice one at the moment, and I also like modern!reader, but I’m open to any other ones y’all might come up with as well.

•I’m a busy person with a life outside of Tumblr, so its hard to give an estimate of when I’ll have a request out. I’ll work on them whenever I can though, and you’re free to ask how something is coming along as long as you’re polite about it!

•If you’re not sure if I’ll write something, feel free to ask!

I reserve the right to accept and reject requests as I see fit.

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[kaylmao]

Real Life Patch Notes:

Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period

Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone

"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long

It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time

Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker

Added 14 new species of frog

[throo]

Did you know that there are 58 tortillas in space right now and that number dwindles as the hunger of four astronauts grows

[hgedits]

The Artemis II crew naming two previously undiscovered lunar craters (one after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife).

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[fleshst4r]

.

we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

[animnightmare]

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[puzzleprincex]

I decided to sit front row during our lecture today and my professor just asked "what the fuck are you drawing?"

Nothing....

[a-vast-african-plain]

finally bought stardew valley specifically so I can lick clint from bottom to top as soon as 1.7 comes out

[quasi-normalcy]

The rookie mistake in fiction writing is assuming that short stories will be easier to write than novels because they're smaller. No. This is the equivalent to thinking that it's easier to make a pocket watch than grandfather clock. Short stories are complex engineering problems.

[quasi-normalcy]

You need to find a way to pack all of the things that a story needs into a tiny like box without it overheating.

[brockdavis]

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️

[avatarobi]

The Blade of Frontiers said "Fuck ICE"