Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.
1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.
2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.
3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.
So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.
I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.
And I just had to send this email:
And basically I’m ready for death how was your day
sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave
warnings: nanamin being the absolute green flag he is(im so in love with him it isnt funny)
a/n: i love this man. i love him so much. the blueprint for my type irl. i love u namin <3
nanami thought he would never date-want to date, while being a sorceror
but when he met you, it was like a switch turned on in his brain
he suddenly fell head over heels when you walked onto the campus, as a teaching assistant who worked under gojo
you stepped into the room behind gojo, and behind his glasses he was STARING at you
everything gojo was yapping about came in through one ear and left through the other
when some people write nanami they write him as if hes absolutely bitchless and has never felt like any attraction to ANYONE whatsoever
but not me teehee :3
sure nanamins had some crushes on the past, but not so bad that he would be daydreaming about them everyday while laying on his bed and kicking his feet
it's been a while since he's crushed on someone, so he dismisses his feelings
his heart racing? too much caffeine. blush on his cheeks? thermostat cranked too high. sweaty palms? wore too many layers
hes so oblivious but also not how tf do i describe him
so observative. he saw how you shifted your weight away from gojo when he leaned on your shoulder and nanami SWOOPED RIGHT IN
'y/n-san, are you feeling alright? here, let me take you to shoko.'
oh im feral lol AWOOOOOGA
it went from being assigned on missions together, to small waves and smiles at each other in the halls, then shared lunch breaks 💔
hes so protective its sooo hot
he manages to always tuck you behind him and shields you with his body
his shoulders....his back...his arms...🤤🤤🤤
smash WHATTT WHO SAID THAT
i did im admitting it and im proud to admit it
he does the thing that like whenever someone he doesn't like comes up and starts flirting with you grabs your waist and pulls you against him
he does it so easily too its scary but so hawt of him
HES SOO OBSERVANT
knows when ans how to cheer you up if youve had a bad day
he never never wants to get angry at you
if he gets too heated, he politely asks that both of you find some time to cool down
always knows how to comfort you
you want time alone? yeah youll get some space. you want food? hes ordering it. whatever you want, he does
oh my baby. my old baby. i love him.
hes such a sleepy guy
hes used to not getting as much sleep due to him working so much overtime in the past
so much that its become a habit for him to sleep for like at most 5 hours at a time
sometimes when he comes home, he beelines straight for you
he throws his blade and blazer to the side, kicking his shoes off
and then he just lays on you
its crushing but in the most comforting way hes like a giant weigted blanket
you can't count the amount of times he's fallen asleep on you like that
Okay, now that the hype has died down I just want to say that the general vibe of abject horror that Mr Foxington Tobias expressed about the simple fact that he had to make a song to act as a replacement for pepper steak is the realest thing I've ever seen. because like HOLY SHIT. how do you even BEGIN to approach that? i would have crashed out ngl. you want me to try to match up to pepper steak? pepper steak. pepper steak from OFF? you're insane. you might as well ask me to turn water into gold because you are asking me to do the impossible here. to capture pepper steak. pepper steak from off. the song pepper steak from OFF. what the fuck dude what the hell
i mean like, he fucking cooked regardless but you get what i mean
Quick lighting study based off a photo I took of an old church while in Scotland. And randomly putting Vampire Hunter D in it because everyone else is drawing him this month as I believe a new novel is coming out or something??
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