Amber Spamber

Shitposting to strangers what I can’t shitpost irl

[a2m5b7e1r]

Same

[socrappily-deactivated20140302]

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

[angogabloggian]

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

[starksnstripes]

[christophrnolan]

I love that everyone just knows

[ishipanarmada]

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

[chrispineofficial]

“can i read it?”

[dil-howlters-gay-dads]

“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

[mad-max-war-girl]

I FEEL THIS on a personal level

[parkersenses]

infinity war:

me:

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[love-buckybarnes]

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

You die in infinity war

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[a2m5b7e1r]

Well my feelings

[virgoesarchive-deactivated20210]

say what you will about infinity war but the scene where the frog jumps out of tom holland’s mouth and kills thanos… poetic cinema

[theanimationcenter]

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

[leander-ligo]

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize

[hotgirlmeg]

Can thanos just like…eat a snickers…

[dateamonster]

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

[sunspotclover-deactivated202508]

and they were tombmates…

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

oh my god they were tombmates…

[vigilantewives]

The beginning of Infinity War

The middle of Infinity War

The end of Infinity War

[a2m5b7e1r]

Honestly

[a2m5b7e1r]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[haechskies]

reblog to have good concert luck

[osbournebemydaddy-deactivated20]

And again

[classic-rock-roller]

I’m not risking it, so reblog again. 

[beesmygod]

good: expecting “u cant touch this” and instead getting “super freak”

bad: expecting “sweet home alabama” and getting that kid rock song

ugly: expecting “under pressure” and getting “ice ice baby”

[a2m5b7e1r]

The whole Vision/Wanda subplot is going to be the end of me😭

[armandyke]

T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit. 

Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/

[1940sbusinessbeaver-deactivated]

You’re telling me Peter Parker doesn’t lie awake every single night trying to justify whether he is or isn’t a furry himself

[savantofdunciad]

Technically Peter would be a buggie rather than a furry.

[armandyke]

a what

[worldofcorgi]

Oh no! It’s a baby corgi crash in slow motion

[a2m5b7e1r]

Doggo go down