Dammit

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]

[bob-artist]

So hey

uh

There’s this little bit of news I’ve been sitting on… and slowly hinting at publicly for many months but never fully explaining outside Patreon…

See, the thing is

I have this book series that’s getting published.  LGBTQ paranormal thriller starring an unfortunate former art school student who falls in with some spicy undead folks.  And the first book is coming out THIS FALL.

Some of you may recognize the title from the first edition that was put out under another publisher’s imprint many years ago.  If you recognize it, you might be particularly interested to know that what’s been contracted is a THREE-book series.

Books 1 and 2?  New, vastly improved, and finally under my “real” name.  Book 3: Brand spanking new, SUPER exciting, and the deadline most likely to give me an ulcer. XD

More info coming soon.  For now, have a cover.

Oh, and a title.  It’s Art of Death.

[bob-artist]

I promised an “official” announcement on tumblr, so here it is!

Art of Death is available for ebook and paperback preorder!

Tumblr likes to eat posts with links, but you can find the book internationally on Amazon, B&N, Kobo, iBooks, etc.

Help me spread the word?  Thanks, you guys! <3

And here’s more info about it!

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Starving artist Riley Burke refuses to be dependent on his rich older boyfriend—hence his second job as a nude model at the local art school.  When the famous artist Coliaro requests him for a private modeling session, he jumps at the chance to earn some real cash.

But then Westwood, a mysterious stranger, warns him to steer clear—it’s said Coliaro is undead. That his worshippers perform rituals to fill him with life energy. That every time he paints a male nude, the painting transforms to depict a gruesome murder. And that shortly after, a young man turns up dead.

Riley dismisses the rumors—until they start to play out before his eyes. When he becomes a target, Westwood comes to his aid. But Westwood is secretive and dangerous himself… which just makes him more attractive to Riley. Riley is in over his head, and even his tenuous alliance with Westwood might not save him.

[kitty]

i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

[dmgloom]

Your fax machines seem.to be confused

[flootzavut]

Always reblog 😻😻😻

[geekandmisandry]

Only 90’s kids remember the sound of dial up.

[acerodons]

Common Cat Breeds

American Shorthair

Siamese

Vampire

Gingerbread Loaf

Literal Cloud

Attempted Murder

Dark Matter

[anyachalotra-deactivated2022120]

“We’re definitely diving into Yennefer’s past, for one reason: I wanted to know who she was. The complicated and messy and vulnerable and scared girl, before she became the powerful and stunning Yennefer we know and love.”

— Lauren S. Hissrich (The Witcher’s Showrunner) at SDCC 2019.

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Finally. Some good fucking christians

[soup-erb]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

god creating lil nas x

[the-wheatley-core]

((Here is an official portal comic about turrets from Valve that you can read on the Thinkwithportals website, which is the same place you can read Lab Rat. Since Portal has been getting a lot of new fans lately thanks to summer sales and since there has been a renewal of interest in learning about the canon source material, I thought I should share this for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet.))

[biomorphosis]

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

[ball-lightning]

@imstuckathome12

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

[sweetcribs]

HHHAAAAAAAHAAHA!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[goghsyrup]

Me

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[jewishdragon]

I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this:

Digital Painting, Illustration, Concept Art for Hire

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[noodle555]

This fucking show and these fucking idiots I just love them so much

[canadiangold]

yet another delightful entry in the list of “things from Castlevania you wouldn’t believe is the real dialogue if you haven’t seen it”

[thecollectibles]

The Legend of King Arthur - Character Design Challenge by Pedro Krüger Garcia

[iguanamouth]

Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this

MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about

bonus sharks…………

[commanderxreyes]

i miss the overwatch glitch where if you died in mystery heroes but didnt respawn by the time the match ended, you would be on the victory screen as your new character but the pose would be the character you died as

bring them back, blizzard