[alonelystargazer]

writing goals for 2026 ✨

to write

[amwult]

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

[1marry]

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[maureen2musings]

@michaelkagerer

[firefox-official]

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

[rozunderpressure]

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

[firefox-official]

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

[rozunderpressure]

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

[firefox-official]

yeah back in the 1930s

[waitineedaname]

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

[waitineedaname]

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

The logic of “Brands will only hop on the train if they can prove it’s profitable” makes it so much funnier when they clown on this fool. “Yeah we crunched the numbers and we found it to be profitable to call this clown out in public. Jacob hit the post button.”

[helloitsbees]

the horrors may be unrelenting but motherfucker so am i!

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[foxincrocs18andup]

[thedeliaishere]

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

[the-real-kafka]

Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!

The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!

[thedeliaishere]

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

[iliothermia]

[litepla]

Spooky art share!

[roach-works]

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

[roach-works]

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

[hubblegleeflower]

Your soul will build your body into a home.

[zsirkretaszigetek]

Living in 2022 be like

[dontsteponthelegos]

(via Marrow of the Earth)

[theartofobesity]

Lemanjah by Brazilian artist Marcelo Jorge … Lemanjah is the Queen of the Sea

[autumngracy]

This is literally the first time I have ever seen cellulite depicted on someone in a painting

[yesterdaysprint]

The Boston Globe, Massachusetts, February 28, 1940

[wagahai-da]