Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and
say thingsĀ
that arenāt true
āSo yeah, Iām, uh, bright purple.ā
āBut youāre not! Thatās not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.ā
āAre you sure? You seem pretty mad.ā
āI assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.ā
āHeh, you know thatās not the kind I meant.ā
āHssssss.ā
āHaha, fine, fine. Iām ⦠a dragon.ā
ānO YOUāRE NOT THOUGHāā
This is a fucking hilarious concept.























