[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[positivelypersistentteach]

Laugh rule.

[visual-infinity]

A school of fish following a duck

[bunjywunjy]

this is the most Studio Ghibli thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[79x]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

*youth pastor voice* there’s a man I’ve given head to, a good man, a man who reciprocates. And his name is Jesus Christ.

[weaver-z]

Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

[thesilicontribesman]

Prehistoric Axeheads Photoset 2, Dumfries Museum, Scotland, November 2019.

[cognitohazardous]

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[adamsmasher]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[systlin]

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

[unicorncryptid]

[carebear-onion-lizard]

Attached for original context

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

hell pizza (old)

[roboco-san]

fuck pollen. why these trees gotta be fucking in public anyway. disgusting. immoral. somebody should do something

[madsciences]

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

[taigas-den]

Oh good god

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]

[tinderfinds]

[tooiconic]

How do you not hook up after a conversation like this

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[nakedinasnowsuit]

This, quite aggressively, is my shit.

[demilypyro]

My ideal future self is me, laying on the couch on a Saturday, in a tank top, sloppily eating a hamburger, but also she’s got a kickass rack

[demilypyro]

I always have trouble wording this but like. What I really mean by this is that I want to be secure enough in my femininity that I don’t have to be performatively feminine in order to pass

And I also want a kickass rack