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we don't really do gender at the bar anymore . he/him twt : @ABEDNAD1R ig : @goodomcn

[dannimatic]

self portrait

[dannimatic]

hang in there guys

[abednad1r]

please god i do not ask a lot but all i am asking is for those two celestial idiots to get a gentle and peaceful ending together

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[creekfiend]

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

[pansyfemme]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be an unemployed depressed faggot

[abednad1r]

i truly do not think i will ever stop appreciating neil gaiman’s involvement in questions and fostering conversation and discussion. thank you for everything, neil.

[housebitesdraws]

elementary, my dear dawson!

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[housebitesdraws]

this is what happened in the good timeline

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[housebitesdraws]

some 1960s ineffable wives to hold you over for the long wait ahead. I reckon It'd be near impossible to convince aziraphale to pick something other than that well-loved waistcoat.

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[sageceleste]

stardew valley mods list  ♡

below are all the mods that i currently use in my game - all of which you can find on nexus mods! these include buildings, furniture, clothing, expansions, cheats, etc!

01. buildings/crafting mods | cozy hut house • expanded woods • medieval buildings • medieval craftables • oasis greenhouse • rustic country town interior 

02. character mods | friendly divorce • get glam • immersive spouses • passive friendship • ran’s prettier witch

03. cheat mods | cheats menu • item spawner • map teleport

04. clothing/player mods | cozy scarves • oversized sweater • rural outfitters • skin tones • non-replacer hairstyles • new hairstyles • elegant farmer body

05. recolor mods | better crops • better resources • better fishing and beach foraging • better gems and minerals • better artisan goods

06. expansion mods | stardew valley expanded • downtown zuzu • east scarp •  ridgeside village

07. furniture mods | garden furniture • flower power • industrial furniture set • seasonal fireplace • fairydew decor • rustic country walls and floors • witch’s garden flowers • industrial kitchen • cottagecore fences • gwen’s paths

08. gameplay mods | automatic gates • destroyable mods • no fence decay • skull cavern elevators  • wear more rings • shop overhaul

09. livestock and animals | barn animals replacement • coop animals replacement • horse replacement • better ranching

10. portrait mods | portraiture (needed for portrait mods) • dcburger portraits • dcburger sve portraits • sve portraits • east scarp portraits • ridgeside portraits npc • ridgeside bachelor portraits • ridgeside bachelorette portraits • ridgeside new npc portraits • wizard and marlon portraits • lewis and gus portraits • downtown zuzu portraits • elliott portraits • sam portraits • alex portraits • sebastian portraits • shane portraits

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[rylandsgrace]

With its seven Oscar wins, including Best Picture, this became the most awarded Best Picture winner since Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 14 years earlier. Everything Everywhere All at Once + trivia

[lonicera-caprifolium]

In light of recent hand-holding news, I finally redrew (this one) 💖💖💖

[abednad1r]

finished season 5 of cobra kai. this season fucking RULED???? holy shit. i’ve never said anything bad about cobra kai. cobra kai is my best friend

[abednad1r]

one of my favorite things in the batman is that batman is constantly fucking up and touching evidence and shit and the cops are just all like nooooooooo cmahnn nooooo omg stoopppp babe u can’t touch that omgggg brooo🙈🙈

[abednad1r]

i hear you all saying “but he’s wearing gloves” and let me pitch to you the fact that these gloves have probably not been cleaned in fucking WEEKS

[homingpigeontrobed]

sometimes a family is a douchebag ex lawyer, an autistic guy obsessed with pop culture, a sensitive himbo jock, an opinionated pseudo anarchist, a neurotic overachiever, a slightly bigoted christian housewife, and some old guy

[abednad1r]

just like the riddler tbh (if the conversation i had planned out with my celeb crush didn’t go exactly according to plan i would throw a hissy fit)

[abednad1r]

one of my favorite things in the batman is that batman is constantly fucking up and touching evidence and shit and the cops are just all like nooooooooo cmahnn nooooo omg stoopppp babe u can’t touch that omgggg brooo🙈🙈

[abednad1r]

robert pattinson’s batman is so good. need me an antisocial greasy loser bf who spends 20 minutes putting on makeup before putting his mask on