Full-Time Dumbass

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[fairycosmos]

if tumblr does that fucking stopping your dash scrolling to make you look at an ad thing to me at the wrong time on the wrong day im going to do something big to solve the problem

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[writhe]

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

[akashicrecord]

Outside McDonald's screaming and hitting myself in the head because you're not allowed to get a sweet tea with the crispy pussy meal anymore

[pissvortex]

[creepsandcrawlers]

Me when my answer in a Tumblr poll is in the majority: ahhh clearly a woman who knows what is a la mode... Finger on the pulse of society

Me when my answer on a Tumblr poll is in the minority: an uncommon mind... She stands apart from her peers

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[moleshow]

[dogpuppy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the thermostat app i was forced to download due to my apartment complex installing "smart" thermostats just asked me to rate it based on how likely i was to recommend it to a friend. so i called my friend and told her she should download the app. she asked me why. i said it can make things hotter or colder, depending. she said that was stupid. i told her sorry and that she was right.

she did download the app, though she could not use it because she does not have the kind of thermostat it requires. she rated it two stars. i asked why two and she said she liked the colors.

[segamascott]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Little menace

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[jame7t]

no matter how bad you think you are at sex, you are not as bad at it as SUPER MARIO

[jame7t]

Perhaps I misjudged bowser…