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Three Goblin Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
will byers stan first human second
Show & Tell
oozey mess
DEAR READER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Claire Keane
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
ojovivo
roma★
Not today Justin
Janaina Medeiros
taylor price
izzy's playlists!
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@abitofeverything-allofthetime
Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues
One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him
Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take
He doesn't know how to divide by 2.
@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone
...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?
.... is one of those guys Blade?
Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught
*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish
Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.
Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you
Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.
Thank u for sharing this with us
murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you
I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.
Sometimes I can almost hear him.
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
girlboss lawyer puppets HATE to see us coming
does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to
red, orange, yellow? sunset/sunrise
green? the rarest and not one ive seen personally but it can happen
blue? classics of sky
indigo? violet? twilight babyyy
pink? also shows up at sunrise/sets
black? night. get goth with it
white? grey? her clouds
do you love the Fucking colour of the sky. bitch
Green and pink sky from when the auroras went nuts a few months ago!!
Green and pink sky from
when the auroras went nuts
a few months ago!!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’
#anakin has hotwired and gerryrigged half the temple by the time he’s 15 (via @twilight-skies)
#I’d argue he’s the tech guy who reset your password but only after reconfiguring everything on your computer to ‘go faster’ #thereby making your life harder as you relearn your computer #but it does admittedly go faster and he did reset your password (via @apple-grass-and-smiles)
#anakin expains Microsoft excel to the 80 year old masters #and introduces younglings to Cool Math Games #obi wan is known for killing Sith and anakin is known for turning the wifi off and on again #Anakin is mad bc obi wan DIDNT EVEN KILL THAT SITH #Ahsoka being like ‘oh I get to be the tech guy’s apprentice. yay 🙄’ and is genuinely surprised that the Sith-killer taught him how to fight (via op)
#working in tech support does tempt people to darkness so I can see it (via @paidhater)
So no one is going to tell me that they made looking for alaska into a miniseries in 2019????????? I'm so watching this after Merlin. I haven't read John Green in years and this is going to be cringy and amazing
If you want to hide a terrible secret from the world, hire Hulu's marketing team, because they didn't tell a soul about looking for alaska.
if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.
"They're treating me like a child"
"Oh sweet - they're being patient, caring, and understanding of your limited life experience of whatever the current issue is?"
"No?? They're being condescending, controlling, and denying me autonomy!!"
[GIF desc: white man blinking in shock, surprise, and disbelief meme]
[GIF desc: white
man blinking in shock, surprise,
and disbelief meme]
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
What month were you born in?
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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging
truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind
These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen
The Prom, 3.20
