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[great-and-small]

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

[great-and-small]

Not the best photo but here it is for posterity

[aelijoh]

I wanted to draw them

[what-even-is-thiss]

The amount of slavery in Ancient Rome was legitimately terrifying tbh

[what-even-is-thiss]

Y’all know that I’m into ancient Roman history and I do a lot of research on it but even though I should be used to it by now sometimes I read an anecdote about how an individual slave was treated and I’m hit with the realization that like a third of the population was living like that and I just need to put my head in my hands for a second

[what-even-is-thiss]

Emperor Hadrian randomly stabbed a slave in the eye in a fit of rage and he was supposedly unusually sympathetic to slaves.

There’s other instances of people randomly punching slaves that they didn’t even know because they got in their way or something. This was just normal behavior.

And slaves didn’t rebel en masse because if even one slave committed an act of violent rebellion it was common practice to kill every slave and former slave in the household.

People only took notice for posterity when these mass executions got into the hundreds of people. One of the few recorded for the history books is of over 400 people being killed because one guy stabbed his enslaver.

Like how many people throughout history were beaten to death because some rich asshole was angry and there was no legal or social consequences for doing so? We don’t know.

[what-even-is-thiss]

When you study ancient history you’re reminded that slavery has never once been kind or justified. It just takes on different forms of evil in every time and place that it infects.

[the-future-is-chrome]

being nonbinary is awesome (sarcasm) because you get left out and forgotten in conversations about trans rights and reproductive rights even though they directly affect you 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[herpsandbirds]

Plateau Tiger Salamander or Mexican Tiger Salamander (Ambystoma velasci), neotenic adult, family Ambystomatidae, endemic to Mexico

Some populations or individulas are paedomorphic, or neotenic, retaining larval traits (aquatic with gills) into adulthood.

photograph by Bruno Sanchez Perez

[jaspisnotonfire]

Straight people romance is always like “imagine if love was… illegal? 😳💥” and every queer person ever is like yeah imagine.

[cupcraft]

Discord is down right or is it me

[cupcraft]

When tumblr down I go to discord when discord down I go go tumblr

[moonstandardtime]

the fog

[sleepyfortress]

When Ilya accidentally posts on public and the centaurs just “RIP Cap, it was nice knowing you 😔🕊️” bc they know Shane’s gonna rip him a new one

[charl0ttan]

the main issue with problems is how bad they suck. but what if there was a app that let you bet on child surgeries

[hellenhighwater]

His arms

they look so stupid

[hellenhighwater]

[hellenhighwater]

Meanwhile, Malice is pretending her brother is not trying and failing to cast magic missile in the background.

[hellenhighwater]

Mayhem is the Chosen One. Obviously.

[foxes-in-love]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[vithcy]

Currently here

[just-a-queer-person]

[nultemp]

there's literally a dark slime coursing through every tube in my body..

[whycrywhenucandie]

[yeehawlw]