ayo someone pls help me im so tired

🐞99 liner, INFP, doing her best🐞

[thenineofus]

I FUCKING HATE THAT I GREW UP WITH THE GOOD INTERNET I HATE THAT I REMEMBER GOOGLE SEARCHING A TERM AND FINDING OUT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WELL DESIGNED WEBSITES MADE FOR EASY VIEW AND NOT TO BOMB YOU WITH ADS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WHEN APPS WERE TRYING TO BE THEIR BEST AND NOT TO SELL THE MOST I HATE HOW CAPITALISM AFFECTS EVERYTHING AROUND ME AND I HATE THAT I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN HOW IT AFFECTS THE INTERNET

[bogleech]

Hey now! You forgot that "social media" used to mean millions of little communities owned by private individuals instead of 5 corporations overseeing what is now the majority of human interaction!

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[wine-dark-sea]

I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

[theriu]

At first I was amazed and delighted and then I realized this is exactly the level of wit you should expect from a child who chose to dress as a baguette for trick or treating and I was even further delighted

[bee-dot-exe]

I hope the interviewer gave him so much candy or something after this conversation 😂

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[iapislazuli]

in my history of comics class for the webcomics unit i sat there thinking please can we not bring up homestuck. so everybody in this class can continue believing that i am a normal human being. but somebody DID bring it up. and then i was like. fine. i wont say anything. ill continue being normal. but when the class discussion boiled down to “this comic is influential but none of us know anything about it so we cant say anything meaningful” i was like fine. fine. takes the deepest swig imaginable from my flash and unmutes my mic. i hear youre all in need of an expert

[roserado]

i commend you for your bravery

[kitten-cab00dle]

Homestuck fan coming out of their self imposed exile to shame the history of comics class

[bastille]

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

[phantasmsystem]

oh my god No it doesn’t don’t put this kind of pressure on people?? you can absolutely fuck up in your teen years and continue on to a good life just fine. you can drop out of school, get a GED, still go to college and finish your degree as late as you want. i know people in my school who still haven’t graduated and they’re 26. some older. you can always transfer someplace else, always build yourself up from the ground. after a certain amount of college credits, a lot of schools really don’t care about your high school GED or your SAT scores anymore. if you fuck up in your teenage years you are not a failure!! you can ALWAYS re-invent yourself, always start over. there is always a second chance.

[iainart-deactivated20200509]

Reblogging this for my followers freaking out over art school/college. I dropped out of high school and never thought I’d get into college as easily as I did. You will be fine!

[scottandhiskind]

Fun story my biology professor just told us:  When he was 23 he was married to his wife and worked two jobs to support them since she was in college: gas station attendant and construction worker.  He worked these two jobs because that was the only work he could get since he was at the reading level of a third grader.  

One night he was writing something and his wife noticed he was writing from right to left.  Since she was studying occupational therapy she realized he had a learning disability and started working with him.  He slowly began to learn to read, and at 26 got his GED and went to college.

His first year of college he took the lowest level math course he could take, 001.  Over the years he worked on learning what he needed to, ended up graduating with a biology degree.  He then went on to get his masters and PhD, graduating at the top of his class.  He is now an extremely accomplished biologist and professor.

So don’t let anyone tell you that you’re future is based on your choices as a teenager.

[geekyangie]

Seriously.  Do not believe this.  You aren’t even stuck with your choices you make in your 20s.  I didn’t start working in my current field until just after my 30th birthday.  It has nothing to do with what I went to school for in my 20s.  My husband has a political science degree, and he’s a sports journalist.

You are not tied to anything.  Go.  Be.

[roane72]

My day job did not exist when I was a teenager. And the idea of trying to be an author was a distant thing on my radar. I thought I was going to be an English teacher. And then I thought I was going to be a music teacher. And then I thought I was going to be a drama teacher.

Also in there: therapist, early childhood educator, then finally: web developer–because by then it was an actual thing that existed. I didn’t actually figure out what I “wanted to do when I grew up” until about eight years ago, when I was 36. I tried pursuing writing when I was 30, stopped, then started pursuing it seriously again when I was 40. 

There is always time to change. And don’t let anyone tell you that high school is “the best time of your life” either, because that’s bullshit too.

[drachenkinder]

I was a high school drop out and didn’t go to college until I was within a month of my 40th birthday. While there I changed my major twice. Then I taught art long enough to earn retirement. Before college I’ve worked in dog kennels, as a cashier, a dental assistant, a vet assistant, electronics assembly,  a machinist in the military, picking up trash in a state park and as locksmith at a university. After teaching I worked night shift as a securety guard. Life is freaking adventure, not a locked grid you must move from one square to another. Take a chance, If you fail, get back up, dust yourself off and try something new. 

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Your life is not over at 25. You can continue to learn and engage with hobbies and change your life path and meet new people. Get rid of this idea that what you decide to do at 18 is gonna be what you do for life

[starlightshadowsworld]

As someone who freaks out at times about this kind of thing in my final year of university, this really helped.

[watermelon-converse]

so what i’m hearing … is that … it is possible to be all the things i wanted to be when i was nine? i just have to take it slow and pick a place to start? 🥹

[barbariankingdom]

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

Animal fats aren’t a health risk either, pass it on!

[beardedmrbean]

Red meat is not a health risk. New study slams years of shoddy research

Red meat has been linked to all sorts of adverse health outcomes. But a new study shows that the associations are weak or nonexistent.

Felt bad for just flat out rebloging this earlier without looking it up, Article is legit and the website is rated honest.

Article also references healthdata dot org for a lot of their conclusions so decided to see if they’re on the level or not and it does not look like there’s any issued with the place the data came from’

This one is rock solid, and not sandstone, soapstone, or pumice either gonna be those good chunks of granite or something else strong.

[the-haiku-bot]

Red meat is not a

health risk. New study slams years

of shoddy research

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[go-learn-esperanto]

“The evidence for a direct vascular or heath risk from eating meat regularly is very low, to the point that there is probably no risk,” commented Dr. Steven Novella, a Yale neurologist and president of the New England Skeptical Society. “There is, however, more evidence for a health risk from eating too few vegetables. That is really the risk of a high-meat diet, those meat calories are displacing vegetable calories.”

[deadpoet-skull]

[pinkspiraling]

not in the mood for this (everything)

[meatsnail]

its my gender and i get to pick the appropriate times to misgender myself for comedic purposes

[meatsnail]

i beg you all please stop hiding these in the tags

[aboxfullofnope]

just a quick (late) thank you for all your hard work (writing, just existing, etc) !!

so you’re just tryna make me cry????

[aboxfullofnope]

hello! i hope you're doing well ♡ please know that there's always someone thinking warmly of you ^^

🥹 idk who u are but pls know I’d die for you

[k-ingless-deactivated20221125]

Should you fight Ateez

Hongjoong - He may be small, but if antagonized he will absolutely mess you up

Seonghwa - He would refuse but if you insisted and you landed a hit, he would crumble.

Wooyoung - He would fight you and upon getting beat up would whine and complain for hours.

San - He's considered one of the scarier members and his duality is so insane i honestly couldn't say if he'd win or lose.

Yeosang - Listen, I understand why you want to fight him, but don't. He would cry and you would feel bad. Don't.

Yunho - A not so gentle giant, you're welcome to fight him but I can't promise a win or lose tbh.

Mingi - He's babie man, don't do this. I know he's a little shit sometimes but don't do it, he'd cry and then you'd cry. It would be a bad time for everyone.

Jongho - No.

[aboxfullofnope]

So, in light of this and um...this. I would like to update my original post!

Should you fight Choi San and Kang Yeosang?

....no and...no

(I'll be honest, I was originally looking for the clip of San doing Taekwondo and Yeosang flexing but this is good enough for me)

[k-ingless-deactivated20221125]

[aboxfullofnope]

To You, in the Blue Suit

Dear Blue Collar, 

We used to be friends, you know. When I was a kid and drew your uniform for a class project. When I beamed with pride because what you do is so cool. We were friends when I got lost at the mall and you helped me find my mom. We were friends when I ran away and you brought me home. I wasn’t scared of you, I sought you. I begged for your help and you smiled at me, and you helped me. We were friends, once. 

I grew up, and in that time we had our ups and downs. On the bright side, I thought of you when I was scared. When I needed a hero, someone to quell my nightmares. I think that counts for something. Because I kept growing, and you never changed. At least, I thought so. 

I didn’t know I could need you at such a young age. Because growing up, I didn’t know I needed to be scared of every man walking down the street at night. I didn’t know I needed to be scared of the guy who asked for my number and called me pretty. I learned, eventually. And you were there. It was unfortunate, the way we met again. But I forgive your absence, because you were there when I needed you. 

I kept growing, and I was still scared. But you were only a phone call away, reliable as always. At least...I thought so. 

I started seeing you on the news. So many accusations. Terrible things. I didn’t believe it, I refused to believe it. I could deny it, shut my ears, shut my eyes. But the thing about reality is that it doesn’t exactly go away when you want it to. 

I watched you kill that man. I watched you hurt those protestors. I watched you turn against everything you’ve ever stood for. It was like I didn’t even know you anymore. You weren’t the same as before. You weren’t the hero in my dreams. You were my nightmare. 

I grew up and now I’m scared. I’m scared when my dad goes to work. I’m scared when my friends stand up for what they believe in. I’m scared to play my music too loud. I’m scared to be in the wrong place at the wrong time or look at you the wrong way. I don’t know what happened, I don’t know when it happened. But I grew up, and I guess you’ve always been this way. 

Sincerely, 

The girl with the police badge sticker

[k-ingless-deactivated20221125]

Should you fight Ateez

Hongjoong - He may be small, but if antagonized he will absolutely mess you up

Seonghwa - He would refuse but if you insisted and you landed a hit, he would crumble.

Wooyoung - He would fight you and upon getting beat up would whine and complain for hours.

San - He's considered one of the scarier members and his duality is so insane i honestly couldn't say if he'd win or lose.

Yeosang - Listen, I understand why you want to fight him, but don't. He would cry and you would feel bad. Don't.

Yunho - A not so gentle giant, you're welcome to fight him but I can't promise a win or lose tbh.

Mingi - He's babie man, don't do this. I know he's a little shit sometimes but don't do it, he'd cry and then you'd cry. It would be a bad time for everyone.

Jongho - No.

[k-ingless-deactivated20221125]

Should you fight Stray Kids

Chan - The boy is jacked, and plus he wouldn't want to fight you in the first place. He'd want to be your friend. And if you insisted on fighting him he'd probably refuse adamantly or let you win.

Felix - He's baby man, he'd probably cry if you tried to fight him. But like why? He's baby.

Woojin - Listen, if you come at him he will put you down, no hesitation. But he'll probably feel bad afterward. Don't do that to yourself.

Jisung - He would probably try to fight you first. Then immediately regret his decision. And then do it again ten minutes later.

Minho - He won't outright fight you, he'll bide his time and systematically harass you until you beg for mercy. Don't try to fight Minho.

Seungmin - He'd probably willingly fight you, and if he lost he'd destroy you any other way he knew how.

Jeongin - He would probably be down to fight you to prove himself, but he'd honestly probably lose bc he's a soft boi. So do us all a favor and pretend to lose, make the boi happy.

Changbin - Look, he'd probably be down to fight. But why would you be? The boy has candy apple sized muscles in his arms.

Hyunjin - He would jump at the chance to fight you, but would also probably lose. I wouldn't feel as bad about it though, enjoy your victory.