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you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
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This is similar to my real job!
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You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it
you are in the medieval era and you have this role!
How do you feel?
great!! I love this
good!
It's okay
So bad. I hate this
This is similar to my real job!
Results/other
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.
I’m going to add to this that because of the Creature’s line “I ought to be thy Adam”, many people irl nickname the Creature ‘Adam’ (being the first of his species) so if he were adopted by the Addam’s Family his name would officially be ‘Adam Addams” and I can only approve of that.
He’s not Frankenstein monster anymore, he’s the Adams monster. He’s theirs
it’s Adam’s Family :)
OK but what if the Creature WAS the first Addams?
Back in the 1800’s he’s created by a mad scientist, then rejected by said mad scientist, and wanders around England being all broody and longing and enraged, and he’s hanging around a graveyard one night and there’s a girl. A woman. Sobbing and raging in the most unladylike fashion because she’s just embarrassed her whole family and been dumped by her fiance for being too much—too delighted with everything, too energetic, too passionate, too interested in unladylike things like fossils and anatomy.
And maybe he could have resisted the passion, and maybe he could have resisted the pain, but he can’t resist both, and he KNOWS he’s going to get screamed at and run from again but he wants to see her face to face, be seen BY her—she seems like the sort of person it would be good to be seen by, even if it hurts. So he reveals himself.
And she’s had this utter roller-coaster of a day that had been so teeming with delights to the point that she’d let herself go a little bit too much, believed she could be seen safely as her true self by this man who was going to marry her, believed that his approval would calm her family’s fears and chiding—and it didn’t. And he didn’t. And instead of being accepted she’s ruined everything, and the world is so UNFAIR, she loves so much and is punished for it, and she’s going to explode with the pain and rage of it in a moment here—
—And then there is a man in front of her, a man who is beauty made hideous and hideousness made beautiful, a man who very clearly has been dead and yet lives, a man who has been torn apart and put together, and he’s looking at her like she looks at every beautiful thing in the world, and this is the best thing that’s ever happened to her.
She doesn’t even think to be horrified. She was always the one who poked at dead birds and came up with hideous ghost stories and crawled into the dark spaces and got cobwebs and dirt all over her gowns; here is a monster all for her, and he’s perfect.
They talk, they dance, they carve open their hearts to let the pain out and scream at the stars with each other, and then when an unfortunate policeman comes to accost what he thinks are grave robbers and comes up to the woman and asks her who she is, she says, “I am Adam’s.”
Later, when they have broken into an attorney’s office to forge a marriage license, he tells her that when he taught himself to write under Dr. Frankenstein’s not-yet-destroyed regard, he had written his name and proudly gone to show his creator and been chided for misspelling his name—A-D-D-A-M—and she insists that this will be the proper way from then on.
The S is for the plural, because now there are two of them.
(Her name is Phaedra. It didn’t used to be, but she always thought that was a lovely name when she read it in the Greek myths a young lady wasn’t supposed to be reading, least of all in the original Greek, and she’s making it hers now.)
Thus is born the Addams family: meaning wrongness made right, and no longer alone.
The joy of life and the joy of death and the rage and the wonder and the adoration of the beauty in the monstrous have all continued unabated ever since.
this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.
if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.
but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.
BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "
this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive
May I propose the fill ins?
#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
What do you call these?
Freezie (USA)
Popsicle (USA)
Freezie (Canada)
Popsicle (Canada)
Freezie (Other)
Popsicle (Other)
Other word
Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
This (from Cornell Labs via Merlin) is the pic I was looking at. It's just a little baby but it's so much bigger than its "parent"!!!! Do baby cowbirds feel isolated? Do they understand they're a different bird, or are they just a really bad sparrow?
hey, good news! ecologists have been studying this very thing! it seems young cowbirds have some kind of innate sense that leads them to sneak out of their foster nest at night to hang out in grasslands where they—more often than not—meet other cowbirds and learn more about what they really are.
Thanks I am going to cry so hard I throw up ;-;
okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch
*Without looking it up,* do you know definitively what it means to "collect call" someone?
Yes, I was born in the 70s or earlier
Yes, I was born in the 80s
Yes, I was born in the 90s
Yes, I was born in the 2000s
Yes, I was born in the 2010s (?????)
No, I was born in the 70s or earlier
No, I was born in the 80s
No, I was born in the 90s
No, I was born in the 2000s
No, I was born in the 2010s
Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!
I said "please reblog"
where do you fall on the nerd-jock spectrum?
100% nerd | 0% jock
90% nerd | 10% jock
80% nerd | 20% jock
70% nerd | 30% jock
60% nerd | 40% jock
50% nerd | 50% jock
40% nerd | 60% jock
30% nerd | 70% jock
20% nerd | 80% jock
10% nerd | 90% jock
0% nerd | 100% jock
i am bald 😌
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
World Heritage Post
You've been turned into an animal
Spin the wheel to find out which
Do you like the animal you've turned into?
I love it
I like it
Indifferent
I don't like it
I hate it