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IF YOU'VE EVER LIKED MY SHIT FOLLOW MY NEW BLOG @muzzledyke
made my own user card for just in case
one time I was at a gaming convention when, all of a sudden, miyamoto came up to me and whispered into my ear, “Samus’s cock is canonically eight inches and thick. Try to tell them, they’ll never believe you.”
i believe you OP
just saw somebody reblog one of my hand posts with a tag like "um complimenting somebody's hand isn't always sexual, if i compliment the sunset does it mean i wanna fuck the sun?" so i do find it necessary to clarify that when i compliment the sun and her rise and her setting and her heat on my back that i Am trying to fuck her. i'm trying to fuck her sloppy and audaciously in fact
Go Piss Girl I Mean Dog
hot tip: you can fuck the dysphoria out of girls if you hit their prostate enough times
*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap*
get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria get euphoria
i think it should be more acceptable to meet somebody and just tell them "i think ur hot and i wanna fuck you but id like to get to know u first" instead of playing whatever bullshit games non-autistic people do
Basically the voice of a trans girl is perfect always no matter what
seriously I've seen people complain about others liking trans girls boyvoice and I've seen complaints about girls always using their voice trained voice and like. actually I think you should just appreciate how trans girls sound all the time and make them feel good about how themselves
anger aside... trans girls having those cute girly laughs and trans girls getting comfortable and doing "boyvoice" and trans girls who don't bother voice training at all and trans girls making cute noises....
bizarre magazine no. 2
i fucking LOVE training dogs (puppygirls, so there's no confusion). it's so so fun when you can train your puppy to be almost completely obedient after you say "obey". Or for example saying "sit" and it kneels for you :3, or saying "stay" so she can't move, or saying "quiet" to make its' brain empty, or "speak", so she can only bark whenever she tries to speak, making her bark when she sees a star emoji, making her stupider every time i use the clicker. I think owning a dog is a 10/10 experience.
Therapy isn't enough I need to rile up a puppy so much they can't help but mount me and let the base instinct to breed me take over
Cute little girlcock that barely stays hard and turns into a leaking mess. Thank you
Unfair that I'm not choking some cutie so hard they go blue while I'm riding them
I need someone to touch my insides, feel around in my ribcage, touch places i myself couldn't reach, be the first person to directly touch a part of me, even before i could, please, hold my beating heart in your hands.