AbsolutePotato

They/She/It 🏳️‍⚧️ https://wetdry.world/@AbsolutePotato

[paranoidghosts]

what if they were black AND gay...everyone needs to get woker NOW

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

[sin0fempathy]

uterine functions are stigmatized and legislated over because their owners are coercively assigned female at birth, thus presumed to be women, and the patriarchy hates women. not the other way around. women’s oppression did not arise out of some “biological disadvantage” it rose because men wanted to seize total power over their societies and instituted the sexgender system after they’d already chosen to oppress all women as a justification after the fact. the sexgender system is not functionally different from race in that respect. they are both social constructs designed to justify the supremacy of one group at the expense of the other. they are not rational reasons for the oppression to have existed in the first place. oppressive structures are built on a foundation of desired supremacy, not facts.

if men were the ones presumed to have uteruses, abortions would be over the counter. whatever happened to feminists saying that and being right about it. oh yeah the rise of transmisogyny how could i forget

[ashenmind]

“tag what you see” is always a cover because actually implementing that would involve not using gendered terminology at all, but the sites never actually do that

[ashenmind]

what I can see is a penis and b-cups; you’re the one who decided to get transphobic about that

[mallowmaenad]

dark timeline: manosphere emu egg trend leads to new mainstream egg laying fetish as tiktok overwatchface model girls start roleplaying as having laid the egg the men are about to eat to encourage them to get their nutrients leading to an upward trend in yoshi kirigumis as niche sexual paraphernalia and a new character added to whatever hero shooter or moba is most desperate for new money at the time thats like sexy velociraptor themed with wide birthing hips and the manosphere gets over the emu egg trend when people start making gratuitous high fidelity SFM animations of that character laying eggs as it has now been deemed Gooner Shit to eat emu eggs causing emu farmers dealing with a sudden financial fallout and having to lean into that side of the appeal resulting in a new disgusting egg flavored gamer supps flavor featuring a leggy emu gijinka girl and people arguing online about whose waifu would have the better tasting eggs. Someone on twitter/bluesky/4chan makes a new "dinomama-chan" character who follows in a similar niche to the aforementioned raptor girl but with conventionally attractive young looking anime milf aesthetic who has a deadbeat NEET son who plays video games all day that she makes dino nuggies for as well as scrambled eggs made from her own eggs with all the expected sexual tension. The telephone game leads to trans girls getting better about eating breakfast and lunch by making themselves egg meals and imagining it came out of dinomama's cloaca making the original creator fabulously rich from plushie sales (not from makeship but the other one that lets you sell the plushies with sexualized designs I forgot the name) Hardly any of this is able to let emu farmers financially recover from the loss of sales due to the beginning trend raising the prices to being even more prohibitively expensive causing a politician whose really behind on the internet and culture who still thinks emu eggs give you big dick balls man milk energy lobbying to subsidize the emu farmers and going on hundreds of podcasts resulting in one of them eventually showing him AI generated oviposition porn on their phone making him think lizard people are real and hiding in our midst but like in a Super Mario Bros (1993) way causing another telephone game on bluesky and tumblr that jacking it to dinomama or owning dinomama plushies makes you antisemitic and the premier oviposition and lizardgirl fetish blog on tumblr gets nuked by staff after being mass-reported resulting in edgy transfeminist kinksters adopting an aesthetic around Riptor's cheerleader costume from the 2013 reboot of Killer Instinct in retaliation

[voxsymphonia]

huh

[frostops]

i have somewhat come to resent the screenshot of the deltarune wiki with all the sources for kris's pronouns because it lets people who have cleared the low bar of gendering kris correctly feel a little too proud of themselves. Itrs great to piss of chud deltarune fans, but why dont we talk about kris's relationship to gender on a deeper level? want to talk about man country? the sword route? how their relationship to gender effects their relationship with noelle both in the normal route and weird route in different ways? No, you want to pat yourself on the back for gendering kris correctly.

its not really surprising that same fan wiki tried to minimize the use of they/them for ralsei. the peoeple running out wont consider what asgore means about ralsei hiding themself. or what either scene where ralsei is called a princess is conveying. or in analyzing ralsei's relationship to being a prince. they are interested in counting the number of times a character is called each pronouns.

[mikufanclub]

[mikufanclub]

the pic in question btw

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

this is really resonating with the subjects

[qin-shi-huang-di]

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

[qin-shi-huang-di]

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

[qin-shi-huang-di]

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

[diet-poison]

the Terracotta Army guy?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

[slimlimit]

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

[gelatinocomics]

@elliespectacular These cuts cracked me up. Phenomenal work as always

[localcoffeeshop]

fun gang if they were smart:

[corndogninja]

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[funstyle]

i legiterately always feel like that person on reddit who posted "is it weird if i go on a walk like is everyone gonna be freaked out". i feel like that every minute of every day

[ouroborosorder]

can i get a monotone "yaaay" for kuuderes