only honest when it rains

i've been on this hellsite for far too long.

[tereshkina]

clickbaiting him

[callsign-fangirl]

X

[unspuncreature]

padme: i’m pregnant

palpatine: i am exterminating the jedi and turning the republic into an empire

obi-wan and anakin for two hours and twenty minutes:

[sentient-cloud]

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

[sixthrock]

[ohmylul]

Bertie Carvel as Baelor Targaryen A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | S01E04 Seven

[king-baelor]

twinning

[keltbh]

exchange piece for @palmviolet!!! 🫶

[lynxindisguise]

[goldcrescent]

Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

[sorcerervaati]

[goldcrescent]

Cersei suddenly realizes she’s being threatened about her relationship with Jaime meanwhile Robert apparently has a crush on a slightly happier version of Stannis and she gets so mad her jaw locks shut. Ned waits a few minutes and thinks her lack of response is contemplation and “honorably” leaves so she can seriously consider his offer to flee (Cersei is 100% killing them both the second everything stops smelling like burnt toast)

[visenyaism]

I do love how blizzard lore character backstories range from “who?” To “survivor of various horrible fantasy traumas” and then Genn Greymane is still canonically “deadbeat dad and horrible gremlin man who near singlehandedly caused every problem he ever experienced and also he’s a furry” where else are we going to get that kind of writing? From BioWare? From Bethesda? Grow up

[visenyaism]

actually I cant get over this here’s a list of things he did:

-pulled gilneas out of the alliance because “helping people” and “taxes” are for losers

- decided to go one step further and build a giant wall around his kingdom, except it also was going to go right through some people’s land and wall them off from the country they lived in and also leave them way vulnerable to the giant undead army currently ravaging that part of the continent.

-This singlehandedly caused a civil war led by the dude whose lands got cut in half by the wall.  The rebellion was very successful until it wasn’t for Reasons (blizzard r monarchists)

-Then he realized that the scourge currently ravaging the continent that he had done nothing about were going to be a problem and immediately had the perfect solution: release a bunch of worgen into the woods. This immediately went bad because they started eating people.

- “ah shit” he thought. “the best solution is to go on Secret Gentlemen’s Hunts with my boys to get rid of the worgen” He immediately got bit. Sad!

-Cue like the whole Gilneas storyline in which Genn Nobly Rescues His People from the problem he created. 

-THIS FUCKING PANEL FROM THE COMICS WHEN HIS SON TELLS HIM HE LOVES HIM. HES SUCH A HORRIBLE DAD

-jump to like now, when he spends all his time being sad about his son dying and like adopting anduin as a replacement son when he still has a kid left (but warcraft is about fathers and sons so whatever tess)

-he has more lore than a lot of fucking characters in this game and all of it is Bad send tweet

[wowerehouse]

It really cannot be emphasized enough that while going on secret foxhunts with the Nobility and immediately getting bitten, the worgen he was hunting down and killing were, in fact, HIS OWN CITIZENS.

And then

And THEN

After getting bitten and becoming a worgen himself he had the royal physician developing an experimental cure in secret for YEARS which, while it was not perfect and did not lift the curse nor give the same level of stability as the Scythe of Elune does, was still FUNCTIONAL and prevented him from totally succumbing to the druidic magic

AND THEN

HE DIDN’T DISSEMINATE THIS. AT NO POINT DID HE MAKE THIS TREATMENT AVAILABLE TO THE CITIZENS OF GILNEAS. 

HE JUST. KEPT IT TO HIMSELF. AND CONTINUED TO SECRETLY MURDER HIS OWN CITIZENS. He doesn’t even express like, vague guilt about this.

[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[writingdose]

[dryococelas01]

The divorced robots are returning for couple therapy (the therapist is a chaos worshipper)

[pocketaimee]

This is actually how this scene happened.

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[baratheonpilled]

four pages for ser duncan the tall!!!!!!!!!!

[baratheonpilled]

LONG LIVE STORM KING LYONEL BARATHEON 🦌👑

[quackysprouts]

just thought about jaime lannister again. fuck. that rat monkey bastard. he is privileged, he’s richer than most bloodlines combined, he looks like a girl, he’s almost 40, he has mommy issues and daddy issues and sister issues and brother issues, his name means ‘i love’, he’s been unserious all his life, he used to be the best swordsman in the land, he is disabled, he is blond, he’s used to crossdress so that his twin sister can play with swords while he learned to sew, his fursona is a lion, he is greying, he’s in love with a girl he’s been bullying the entire time they’ve known each other, he wants to be topped by her, he used to fuck his sister, he’s washed up, he has body dysmorphia, he fought a bear, he’s the only reason his disabled brother is alive, he wants to save everyone, he can’t save anyone, he watched his children die, he killed his king, he kept his promises