only honest when it rains

i've been on this hellsite for far too long.

[goldfishpudding]

i think the thing i love most about lwj is that while he is indisputably baby boy, he is also a stone cold bitch who can destroy you in five words or less

[livingmeatloaf]

[ID: a sketchy lineart drawing of Lan Wangji's head in profile. A pie chart represents his brain. "Withering Put-Downs" occupies around a quarter of it, twice as large as the smaller slice that is "Being Where The Chaos Is", which is twice as large as the smaller still slice that is "Lan Precepts." Dominating more than half the pie chart-brain is "(CENSORED)". End ID.]

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[valaena]

Bertie Carvel as Baelor Breakspear Targaryen in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[visenyaism]

I’m realizing House of the Dragon will be in the middle of airing when TRSC debuts The Mad King. ASOIAF summer is going to be crazy

How are you honoring asoiaf summer

Getting really wine drunk on a too-often basis

Eating sumptuous meals

Having and ignoring your weirdly prophetic dreams

Engaging in petty cyclical disputes with an old enemy

Putting the letter Y places god did not intend it to be

Deconstructing the patriarchal gender politics of state violence and war

Grasping a star overreaching and falling

Practicing kindness in a cruel world even when it is disadvantageous to do so

Killing your father with a crossbow

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[fieldbears]

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

[artemis-in-space]

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

[ellaandtheocean]

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

[gallusrostromegalus]

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Fin whales breaching: sea serpent

[fleshdyke]

levitating minke whale

[plaguedocboi]

Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck

[necronatron]

I have a feeling I have already shared this, but please, take the contribution of the northern right whale dolphin.

The humble eyebrow

[pocketaimee]

Sadly, this is only the beginning of Lion's uh... misteps.

Bonus:

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[mildmayfoxe]

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[lime-bucket]

Tbh Trazyn adding Big E to his collection isn't a matter of "if" but a matter of "when"

[afieldinengland]

vincent price calling christopher lee a bitch asmr

[afieldinengland]

great work everybody

[pocketaimee]

[kenloganroy]

CLONE WARS GAMBIT: SIEGE | Karen Miller

[vobleee]

realm’s protected by The Hammer (12 yo) and The Anvil (8 yo)

[soosmain]

This was all i could think about since the reveal of Peter's new design, Giant Mecha Battles!

And the Revised Triumvirate's reaction,

Lion and Dante bet on who will win, Guilliman looks the most concerned but truthfully he's too overworked to involve himself, letting the problem resolve itself for once is a dream come true.

Bonus, colors:

Fun but figured the grayscale was better

[pocketaimee]

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