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[acatcactus]

[1crocodile]

can't really stop to think about all the precious things in my life that are just Gone and Over now just have to keep making jokes about john adams

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

[valtsv]

i know it's actually just another word for property damage but the fact that "criminal mischief" is a crime that exists and that you can be charged for is so funny to me as a concept. jailed for having a laugh.

[valtsv]

illegal funny business

[valtsv]

fucked around and found out

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[cillianmurphy]

READ PART TWO AND THREE BELOW !!!!!

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

there is a VERY chaotic Cupid running around this village

[broomchickabroom]

The Original Man here 

[lightspeedsound]

The literal embodiment of that “I’m sorry these are all the arrows I have left” meme

[butterflypeaflowertea]

when you wear a sundress and one of the straps is loose so it slips off your shoulder and u feel… how shall i put this… harlotrous

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine how absolutely baffled a Roman soldier from like 0 AD would be upon being transported suddenly to a very Christian rural midwestern town and seeing crosses everyfuckingwhere

He’d draw a lot of somewhat incorrect conclusions about our culture very quickly

[rivette-the-red]

"This town is full of very very small criminals...."

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to say “weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution” but yours is funnier

[haroldhighballjordan]

so like when zuko becomes fire lord do u think his portrait is put up everywhere like his dad’s was

like zuko definitely didn’t WANT it to happen, but the fire nation is just so used to being a faccist regime that they just go ahead and start putting their new leader’s face everywhere and zuko is so “ugh” about it but he also has way more important things to focus on so he develops a very choose-your-battles kinda attitude towards it

but do you think the gaang finds it hilarious? do you think they put up tiny portraits of zuko in their own homes for the hilarity of it? do u think Sokka and Suki have a portrait of zuko in every room in their house? do you think they say good morning to it every day? do you think they kiss it goodnight? do you-

[haroldhighballjordan]

this one. right here. this sits right above the fireplace in Sokka and Suki’s living room. tell me im wrong

[zukosgarbitch]

you’re not wrong at all. you’re 100% right

this is tophs

[shadowed-dancer]

I can just image Aang and Katara’s kids having a sleepover at Sokka’s place.

Sokka: Goodnight kids

Kids: Goodnight uncle Sokka, goodnight aunt Suki

Suki: Who else do we say goodnight to?

Kids: Goodnight giant tapestry of Zuko in the living room

[haroldhighballjordan]

Nsishwidhdwjdislwndodjwiwk this is an excellent addition, god bless

[incorrectsso]

Lisa: I asked Anne to share her queen sized blanket.

Lisa: To which she replied that she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity.

[triatic]

[crimeronan]

adam not believing love exists for like the majority of the series is so funny. yes i’ll waste hours upon hours i dont have every week for eighteen months to spend time tromping around the woods and going out for pizza with you. yes i understand the physiological human need for connection and companionship. yes i want to die for you and yearn so desperately to keep you in my life that i have panic attacks about it. yes humans are all only motivated by greed bloodlust and power. myself included. i will not be taking further questions at this time

[sleepydebris]

the mcelroy family once again holding up their “none of us look like we’re going to the same event” rule

[helloitsbees]

from left to right: 

background dancer from a Village People music video who fell through a time portal

David S Pumpkins if the SNL skit was based around April 20th instead of Halloween

Bojack Horseman’s cool cousin Melvin Horseman who does backing vocals for a disco-funk revival band 

associate manager for a company that sells replacement ink cartridges for industrial printers

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's the 2020s why the FUCK can't I microwave forks

[thebootydiaries]

Sorry chap I wish I could have an opinion on things but my brain is full trying to memorize all of the ABCs (there are 26 of them) not showing off just stating the facts

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition