the 72 virgins are anime waifus

My name is John and my runescape account is over half as old as I am.

[lnmei]

In the name of Hades…!

[badassdemonsword]

kiryu sending peter2 to 755 55 to get a ringtone of peter laughing

[3lixar]

Visit Original Link

[synthient]

“Don’t you have someone else to annoy?”

“Nope, not at the moment,”

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

FINALLY

[kentrix11]

Canon

[the-annotated-screencaps]

[le-sad-demiurge]

They took away the annotations. They took this from us.

[sovietnam]

[smug-anime-knuckles]

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

[realisenothing]

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

[manga-and-stuff]

Source: Chainsaw Man | Chensō Man | チェンソーマン

by Tatsuki Fujimoto

[moshimoshibe]

Chainsaw Man

[fymyheroacademia]

Santa Eri, confusing holidays.

[santas-clauze]

[brbgensokyo]

tryna get pegged by an elf

[brbgensokyo]

[shoujo-dreamland]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

[ceasarslegion]

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

[aw-dag]

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

[clusterb-itch]