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[transfemme-shelterdog]

I may be too progressive but I feel like mocking Trump for (allegedly) needing diapers is uncouth.

Yeah Trump is a shitty man, but can we not claim that needing diapers or other tools for incontinence is somehow a moral failing? Like it makes you a bad person and needs to be mocked?

There's a lot of disabled people who need them, mocking Trump hurts innocent people who did nothing wrong

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

Yeah I agree with this take actually. Like yeah, fuck Trump and I hope he dies in an awful way that sucks the entire time he's dying. But I feel like this is a pretty awful way to behave about the possible symptoms of aging.

Like babes there's so many better things to mock him about that aren't this.

[lastoneout]

Glad to see other people talking about this. I've had leftists legit tell me to my disabled face that right now just isn't the time to ask them to stop being ableist at Trump. I still am unsure how to process that. What do you mean now isn't the time, you're making it clear right now that you don't think I'm a full person bcs I share neutral traits with an evil man??? How is this not the time?????

It's not hard to make fun of him without being ableist. Skill issue @ everyone who can't or refuses to.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

For real. So many leftists/progressives are only against transphobia/ableism/sexism/literally any -ism or -phobia if it's against those who share their politics.

I hate to say it, but rights are for *everyone* not just people who are moral. If you want to advocate for rights, you gotta eventually advocate for people who want you dead. It's a tough pill to swallow, but necessary medicine.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

As someone whose brother has verbal dyspraxia, I completely agree.

[accesiblr]

[Image: #I NEED my parents to stop mocking his bad language skillz #<- guy with disorganised speech]

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[accesiblr]

[Image: "#OPs url. What thfuck's an orc doing in wizard college"]

[striders]

the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.

just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.

[saleensundria9]

This is why it's important to Include stuff like this in fiction, especially ya fiction. It can be a lot of sheltered and/or indoctrinated children, in the case of a lot of rural "Christians", first introduction to these types of concepts in a way they can understand.

I don't think there's anything weird or shameful about it. Knowledge is knowledge, regardless of where it came from.

[a-polite-melody]

[accesiblr]

Image: Brian David Gilbert: And if you needed me to tell you that... I'm glad I told you that.

[amazoogle]

protip: adding peas to your rice adds peas to the rice, providing a significant boost to the number of peas in the rice

[spaghettinatural]

this looks like a pea posted it

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Image: The original poster's profile picture is a green circle, which looks like a pea.

[multiversal-madness]

Blank Slate Au - Simon is freed from being Ice King much earlier (early season 3 early) but has lost all memory of who he was and what happened to him.

When he leaves the Ice Kingdom in search of answers and ends up in the Candy Kingdom, he runs into Finn and Jake, who don’t recognise him as the Ice King. Finn is ecstatic to find another human (that he knows is actually human) and swears to help Simon find out about himself while Jake is suspicious at first but ends up going along with them.

Over time, bit by bit, Simon slowly regains his memories, but there’s someone he can’t seem to remember that he misses more than anything…

[accesiblr]

Image 1: Simon Petrikov from adventure time with a bleeding head injury asks " Where the fuck am I?" The ice crown is on the floor by him.

Image 2: Simon looks confused in the background, his head still injured. Finn and Jake are talking.

Jake: Are you sure this isn't another "Susan Stitch"?

Finn: Yes. I'm sure. Besides, he doesn't have gills.

Image 3: Simon, now bandaged up, is riding Jake with Finn. He has a new coat .

[brotherluv]

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

[accesiblr]

Image: Sponsored: guys who get hard from eating pussy go straight to heaven

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[accesiblr]

Image: A cycle between over sharing, yapper's regret, vow of silence and irresistible urge to talk.

[dogpuppy]

[accesiblr]

Image: bro fell asleep first at the sleepover let's sew his belly button closed with a peanut m&m inside

[hotmail-com]

why do boys think they can just do whatever they want with no repercussions

like yea sure just never give any effort and be mean to me constantly thats fine i'll jusy suck it up i guess

[hotmail-com]

why replg then block me? like not even others cant see your stupidity now lol. pure senseless vitrol

anyways. guys is it supporting face eating leopards to still interact with literally half the population because sometimes humans are fucking ruff to deal with?

[accesiblr]

Image: New reply. Cybercereslkiller replied to your post "why do boys think they can just do whatever they...":"me when the leopards eat m..."

[witchbugs]

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Image:

Child in hobby lobby with the cadence of "Six Seven": "Nine Eleven."

Slightly older child: "Don't say that."

[shamebats]

Tiktok post by @ fenjaminfranklin (he/him).

[accesiblr]

Images: A TikTok post and the comments on said post:

When I'm telling a story around new people and run into the part where I used to be a girl

Mylo: And it's always relevant to the story too so I can't skip it 😭.

Jmp: Talking abt how my mom made me do ballet and now everyone thinks my mom is the woker.

🌃: When the story involves my period, misogyny, or being the eldest daughter so it makes zero sense if I start changing things.

Luke: "Where'd you go to school" and it's an all girls one.

Lloyd: Randomly dropped pregnancy scare lore but I had to make the guy a girl to convey the message without outing myself, but then it didn't make sense cuz I'm gay so now I have a new backstory involving internalised homophobia.

Jay: I used to sell cookies... For fun...

[startheskelaton]

AM and Cain

[accesiblr]

AM, from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, looking grumpy: I fucking hate you and hope you die.

Caine from The Amazin Digital Circus, looking at a bee with awe: I love adventure.

[salvadorbonaparte]

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

[undead-moth]

My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.

My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.

There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.

Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[accesiblr]

Image: The Hippocratic oath leaving doctors bodies as soon as they have a fat patient.

[eemasu]

[ilovecats4ever]

UÉ?

[accesiblr]

Image: There is a type of bird which creates a nest with a large, visible decoy entrance which helps conceal the small hidden entrance. When a predator enters the nest to eat the bird, it will go in via the false entrance, and will not be able to access the bird. The diagram is labeled in Portuguese, and shows a snake saying "ué" upon seeing the empty cavern.

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

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[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[accesiblr]

Image: A screenshot from Wikipedia for Homophrosyne. Homophrosyne is an ancient greek term which means two people feeling or thinking alike. It is used in Homer's epic poem, the Oddysey to describe the marriage of Odysseus and Penelope.

[raingerr]

doing a little jig

[accesiblr]

Image: A looping animation of an American Woodcock doing its little dance, in the art style of Minecraft.