Accessible Hermitcraft

A project dedicated to providing closed captions and image descriptions for Hermitcraft related works.

[accessiblehermitcraft]

Hey! This blog is a bit inactive, so I’d suggest following @hermitsdescribed for a good alternative. Thanks all for your patience!

[beacon-lamp]

me: hermitcraft is gonna be pretty chill for a bit, they just wrapped up a major arc and everyone’s slowly coming back from their holiday breaks.

mr. mumbo jumbo himself:

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: A tweet by ThatMumboJumbo that says HCBBS in glitch text, posted on 1/17/21. /end ID]

[rayhantochtli]

By request, Etho tuning a noteblock!

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: A drawing of Ethoslab on a gradient background sitting down with one leg extended and one folded up, holding a noteblock. Etho is wearing a Naruto headband with a redstone torch tucked into it, and a green jacket with a fur lined hood and lots of patches. His black long sleeve shirt peeks out from the sleeves of his jacket. He is wearing a black mask and has a scar through one eye. The eye with a scar through it is red, and the other is black. He has a tuft of white hair sitting on top of his head, and is wearing ripped black jeans ice blue socks with sandals. Behind him are three noteblocks playing rainbow music notes. /end ID]

[jellynut]

Some Scar and Jellie + Grian. 👌

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: A few drawings of GoodTimesWithScar and Grian from Hermitcraft. The first image is, on the top left, a bust drawing of Scar in his mayoral outfit, a purple sweater vest with a red bowtie and a blue sash, giving a thumbs up. He is wearinng a monacle and has multiple scars across his face. He has short brown hair. There are excitement lines coming from him. The text next to him reads, “*adorable giggles*”. On the top right is a drawing of Scar in the same outfit with his hands in the air and a shocked and distressed expression on his face. He is saying, “Jellie?! Were you even watching?!” Below him is a drawing of Jellie the cat, a grey and white striped cat, curled up and asleep.

On the bottom is a bust drawing of Grian who is wearing a red t-shirt and glasses, and has swooping dirty blond hair and block shaped eyes. He has a mischievous expression on his face and is holding a block of mycelium. He says, “with you, we shall take over the world!” /end ID]

[accessiblehermitcraft]

Hi! I’m not currently caught up on Hermitcraft season 7, but I am looking for people who are actively watching Hermitcraft, and are willing to become Mods for this blog. Please hit me up if you’re interested!

[griangremlin]

Ah Agent Jellie! What an unexpected surprise! And by unexpected I mean completely expected!

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: An edit of a Phineas and Ferb screencap. Scar is Dr. Doofenschmirtz, looking at Grian, who is a tired up Perry the Platypus. The text reads, “If I had a nickel for every time Grian started a revolution against Scar I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.” /end ID]

[dowsing-umbrella]

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: A photo of a cruise liner labeled “The Turf War” and a man on a surfboard with an umbrella facing the opposite direction of the ship labeled “Whatever Mumbo’s doing” /end ID]

[minecraft-time]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely do tou want the meal or the sandwich?”

“uuuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

*jumbo mumbo what do i do?“

"get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uuh yes please the meal would be great”

[whycraft]

[ID: Pixel art of Mumbo Jumbo’s irl face on a minecraft map. End ID.]

[i-just-ate-5-avocados]

despite having a motivation block so bad that i cry everytime I try to progress in any of my current projects, I’ve been able to finish one of them, and here it is, now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll try not to think too hard about the shit anatomy and perspective in the third panel bc I’ll cry

ok now that the rant is over, I actually liked making this despite all the motivation block and shit

original comic by @ emirrart 

comments and tags are really appreciated!!

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: A multi-panel comic done in colored lineart. Evil X is red, Iskall is green, and Xisuma is yellow.

Panel 1: Evil X, holding a sword, says “What are your pronouns?”

Panel 2: Iskall, holding a drawn bow and arrow says, “What are pronouns?”

Panel 3: Evil X is standing on a pillar of blocks, and Iskall is pointing his bow at him, arrow drawn and ready to shoot. Evil X yells, “Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity!” Iskall yells back angrily, “Stop swearing at me!!”

Panel 4: Evil X with his sword drawn and climbing down the pillar yells, “Can I refer to you as they/them?” Iskall from off panel yells, “But my name is Iskall!” Iskall is in all caps for emphasis. Arrows from Iskall are bouncing off Evil X’s helmet.

Panel 5: Evil X is standing on the pillar sideways, horizontally, arrows from Iskall bouncing off of him. He asks on his com, “Xisuma, what are the green one’s pronouns?” Xisuma answers from off panel, and there is a small drawing of him to indicate that it is him who is speaking, “Oh we use he/him 4 him, he doesn’t really care though”

/end ID]

[goodtimeswithscar]

[accessiblehermitcraft]

[ID: A reply tweet from iskall85 to vanderrich1 and _LadyAgnes that just says “Cringe” /end ID]

[maxx-doodles]

This clip had me in tears, it was too perfect to not animate it!

Enjoy!

[accessiblehermitcraft]

BDubs: That’s interesting. Okay, okay, I like that. I’m keeping this invitation in my specialty box. Slash, the trash can.

[sapphicrafting]

idk if anyone’s put this up yet but i felt it was good enough to share

[ashenwaste]

id: a conversation in Minecraft chat.

DocM77: if ssomebody wants to barter for a mending eff5 silktouch book greatness hola at me

Grian: 1 chicken

DocM77: do I hear more?

impulseSV: when does “DocTrade” open up? :D

iskall85: 20 bones

Renthedog: I have an iron pickaxe up for grabs

iskall85: 64 bones

DocM77: 64 bones

GoodTimeWithScar: 64 Bambo

Grian: fine ill put up 5 feathers

[maxx-doodles]

After Grian’s most recent episode, I couldn’t get the image of him as Zelda’s mask salesman out of my head. 

[ashenwaste]

id: a cute, cartoonish drawing of grian in his usual oufit. he has a giant hiker’s backpack on his back with an enchanted diamond pick hanging off the end, and masks of three of the parrot types, blue with yellow cheeks, white with a red outline, and one that’s cyan, green and yellow all wrapped in a circle around a white face, straped to his backpack. the cockatrice mask is strapped to his head on a tilt so his face is still visible. he is smiling broadly and looking down at the green parrot mask, which is facing him so we only see the mask, and exclaiming, “pesky bird!”

[hermitcraft-correct-quotes]

[ashenwaste]

id: an in game screenshot from hermitcraft.

Grian has made the advancement Stone Age.

Mumbo Jumbo: great work dude keep it up i’m proud of you

[maxx-doodles]

Hermitcraft, or Hobbitcraft?

[ashenwaste]

id: 1) A drawing of Mumbo Jumbo, Scar, and Grian in a cute cartoonish style. On the left is Mumbo Jumbo in his Bumbo Baggins skin, holding a fat chicken with a collar and bell on it. He has leaves and sticks in his hair. In the center is Scar in his wizard skin, holding a wooden staff and looking at Grian, confused. Grian is in his Hobbit skin as well, with one hand on his hip and the other slouching an enchanted diamond axe over his shoulder. Both Hobbits are complete with typical Hobbit hairy feet, and are shorter than Scar. 2) A tweet by GoodTimesWithScar (@/GTWScar) from March 7th. It says, “I live in between to hobbits and I’m a wizard. So that makes me Gandalf right?”

[accessiblehermitcraft]

Again, not active again, but since my interest has popped up with the start of season 7, I might reblog stuff from my main here more often. As always, tag us in stuff you want described.

[colourcraft]

I saw the screenshot and i just HAD to do something-

[ashenwaste]

id: A digital drawing of Grian and Scar. Grian is on the edge of a cliff, in full diamond armor, holding up a diamond sword to the sky. There is a banner at his waist blowing in the wind. He is yelling, “Two brain cells!” In the back is Scar in full wizard regalia clasping his hands together and saying, “My hero...”