"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)
peggle make phone calls

@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du

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PR's Tumblrdome

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
wallacepolsom

if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@accesspasswordrustyisacowboy
"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)
peggle make phone calls
god ok a few scrolls and i remember why i left
ay yo i made a giant blunt in totk
hey what up it’s been like a year,, i had a baby
yo i’m back lol
a million deaths upon you gay boy
What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is
fun new blog title: "welcome to my twisted pussy"
ducks be like
this is no longer a fun new blog title
me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938
slav squirting outside of mcdonalds waiting for the uber
hang on wait hold on
gojo: this is my child i raised him
this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.
@osha-official-the-sequel